The SuperHeroHype Forums  

Go Back   The SuperHeroHype Forums > The Avengers > Marvel's The Avengers

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-16-2012, 03:39 PM   #26
Thebumwhowalks
Banned User
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,377
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1



"...whoa, now did I just go into my left hand jacket pocket or my right...(feels around his pockets)....ah shee-it...I think I just fired my glass eyeball into that truck."

Thebumwhowalks is offline  
Old 01-16-2012, 07:53 PM   #27
Panthro
Our Savior Hellboy
 
Panthro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth
Posts: 18,259
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1


CAP: "A New Day Is Dawning! The Day Of The Fantastic F- no wait that's not right..."

__________________
SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right.

New 52 Flash SUCKS
Panthro is offline  
Old 01-17-2012, 09:31 AM   #28
Godzilla2000
Humble Huntress
 
Godzilla2000's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Stalking her prey with insatiable hunger.
Posts: 7,131
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1



Nick Fury has got to have the best Nerf gun ever there.

__________________
- The important thing in a relationship is whether you're feeling loved by the other person regardless of vanity.

- I take growing my hair extremely long for charity VERY seriously. Think of the children!

STOP THE INSANITY!
VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Understanding me:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...usaolp00000592
Godzilla2000 is offline  
Old 01-18-2012, 01:12 PM   #29
RagingOvaries
Poof.
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 188
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1



Go ahead, say WHAT again!

__________________
Oops there goes another one.
RagingOvaries is offline  
Old 01-18-2012, 01:27 PM   #30
mc7791
The boys have arrived
 
mc7791's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 975
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

Quote:
Originally Posted by RagingOvaries View Post


Go ahead, say WHAT again!
you stole that from me

mc7791 is offline  
Old 01-18-2012, 01:30 PM   #31
mc7791
The boys have arrived
 
mc7791's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 975
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1


Fury: Finally I can take out 10 Nolanites at once!!

mc7791 is offline  
Old 01-18-2012, 04:07 PM   #32
Panthro
Our Savior Hellboy
 
Panthro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth
Posts: 18,259
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1


NICK FURY: "Hasta La Vista Baby!"

__________________
SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right.

New 52 Flash SUCKS
Panthro is offline  
Old 01-18-2012, 04:08 PM   #33
Panthro
Our Savior Hellboy
 
Panthro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth
Posts: 18,259
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1


NICK FURY: "The next dumb-ass fanboy who says they should get Kevin Conroy to dub Christian Bale or that they should always use the outdated John Williams Superman them for every single mother-f***ing Goddamn Superman movie or that they should make a 5th Indiana Jones film is gonna get a missile shoved so far up his ass he won't be able to s*** right for a week!"

__________________
SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right.

New 52 Flash SUCKS
Panthro is offline  
Old 01-18-2012, 04:17 PM   #34
elgaz
Side-Kick
 
elgaz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 2,798
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1



Thor : "4 of us ....................... 1000 of them. This should pose no problem."
Cap : " .............. err......... 3.5 of us you mean. Hulk's lost a little weight."
Iron Man : "Yeah, he felt he overdid it a little at Xmas on the chocolates, but went on one of those fad crash diets. Now when he changes from Banner to Hulk, he actually shrinks. It's a mindf**k".

*faint whisper in background* "Hulk hungry............"

elgaz is offline  
Old 01-19-2012, 12:44 PM   #35
RagingOvaries
Poof.
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 188
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

Quote:
Originally Posted by mc7791 View Post
you stole that from me
yea? I didn't see it obviously.

__________________
Oops there goes another one.
RagingOvaries is offline  
Old 01-19-2012, 01:35 PM   #36
Panthro
Our Savior Hellboy
 
Panthro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth
Posts: 18,259
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1


FURY: "If it bleeds we can kill it."

__________________
SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right.

New 52 Flash SUCKS
Panthro is offline  
Old 01-20-2012, 05:11 AM   #37
Godzilla2000
Humble Huntress
 
Godzilla2000's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Stalking her prey with insatiable hunger.
Posts: 7,131
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1



Cap: Oh my God, the Fanboys are pissed there's no new trailer yet and they're heading our way.

*P.S.* This is unrelated but that Zulily banner ad at the top of my page has me wanting to wear a Tutu for some odd reason.

__________________
- The important thing in a relationship is whether you're feeling loved by the other person regardless of vanity.

- I take growing my hair extremely long for charity VERY seriously. Think of the children!

STOP THE INSANITY!
VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Understanding me:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...usaolp00000592

Last edited by Godzilla2000; 01-20-2012 at 05:42 AM.
Godzilla2000 is offline  
Old 01-20-2012, 10:59 AM   #38
mc7791
The boys have arrived
 
mc7791's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 975
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinouga View Post


Cap: Oh my God, the Fanboys are pissed there's no new trailer yet and they're heading our way.

*P.S.* This is unrelated but that Zulily banner ad at the top of my page has me wanting to wear a Tutu for some odd reason.
I made almost the same caption in the old thread

mc7791 is offline  
Old 01-20-2012, 11:03 AM   #39
mc7791
The boys have arrived
 
mc7791's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 975
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1


Fury: Hold still guys I think I see Loki behind you!

Thor: you missed Fury and caused more damage then Lokis forces.
Cap: yeah Fury what the hell? I though you were director of SHIELD for a reason.
Fury: my bad. bad depth perception with only one eye

mc7791 is offline  
Old 01-20-2012, 11:18 AM   #40
Panthro
Our Savior Hellboy
 
Panthro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth
Posts: 18,259
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

Hehe, depth perception...




FURY: "For the last time it's not our fault that Marvel & Disney won't release season 2 of Avengers: EMH until April!"

__________________
SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right.

New 52 Flash SUCKS
Panthro is offline  
Old 01-20-2012, 05:35 PM   #41
Godzilla2000
Humble Huntress
 
Godzilla2000's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Stalking her prey with insatiable hunger.
Posts: 7,131
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

Quote:
Originally Posted by mc7791 View Post
I made almost the same caption in the old thread
Great minds think alike?

__________________
- The important thing in a relationship is whether you're feeling loved by the other person regardless of vanity.

- I take growing my hair extremely long for charity VERY seriously. Think of the children!

STOP THE INSANITY!
VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Understanding me:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...usaolp00000592
Godzilla2000 is offline  
Old 01-20-2012, 10:49 PM   #42
blah
Side-Kick
 
blah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The Magical Realm of Yadda Yadda
Posts: 1,671
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1


BW: I hope no one takes this out of context...
Henchman: I know I will! =D
BW: Oh, my. That line really isn't working for me. *Crack*

BW: So, yeah. I killed a man for a terrible one liner. Just throwing it out there.
Thor:....
Cap:....So who's the new guy?
Banner: Just so you know, I'm already off the market.
Cap:...just that I haven't seen him in the briefing before or anything.
Thor: Iron man informs me that I possess prostitutes in differing locales so far apart that they are indeed referred to by completely distinct numerical identification.
Cap:....so we're just gonna ignore this strange disshevelled and deeply depressed man?
*BWOP BWOP BWOP BWOP*
BW: CRAP! A break-in at section 12, I do NOT need this right now.

Meanwhile, at section 12
Loki: Quickly! Time for ponies!

Cap: Did sombody...

Stark:...just say...

Hulk:..POOOOOOONIEEEEEEEEESS?!!!!!

Fury: EVERY WEEK!! Every MuthaF#$@ing week with this ponies nonesense! Clogging up my DVR!
Stark: OOOOH! He's gonna say it! he's so gonna say it!
Fury: I have had it...
Stark: *Squeeeeeeeeee*

Fury: ...Actually, it's not bad. Not bad at all. Proceed.
Stark: DAMMIT!

__________________
"It looked like there is a man with a red skull standing next to me who is evil." -Chris Evans

All will be well.
blah is offline  
Old 01-21-2012, 12:47 AM   #43
Panthro
Our Savior Hellboy
 
Panthro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth
Posts: 18,259
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

Quote:
Originally Posted by blah View Post

BW: I hope no one takes this out of context...
Henchman: I know I will! =D
BW: Oh, my. That line really isn't working for me. *Crack*

BW: So, yeah. I killed a man for a terrible one liner. Just throwing it out there.
Thor:....
Cap:....So who's the new guy?
Banner: Just so you know, I'm already off the market.
Cap:...just that I haven't seen him in the briefing before or anything.
Thor: Iron man informs me that I possess prostitutes in differing locales so far apart that they are indeed referred to by completely distinct numerical identification.
Cap:....so we're just gonna ignore this strange disshevelled and deeply depressed man?
*BWOP BWOP BWOP BWOP*
BW: CRAP! A break-in at section 12, I do NOT need this right now.

Meanwhile, at section 12
Loki: Quickly! Time for ponies!

Cap: Did sombody...

Stark:...just say...

Hulk:..POOOOOOONIEEEEEEEEESS?!!!!!

Fury: EVERY WEEK!! Every MuthaF#$@ing week with this ponies nonesense! Clogging up my DVR!
Stark: OOOOH! He's gonna say it! he's so gonna say it!
Fury: I have had it...
Stark: *Squeeeeeeeeee*

Fury: ...Actually, it's not bad. Not bad at all. Proceed.
Stark: DAMMIT!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

__________________
SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right.

New 52 Flash SUCKS
Panthro is offline  
Old 01-21-2012, 12:48 AM   #44
Panthro
Our Savior Hellboy
 
Panthro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth
Posts: 18,259
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1


FURY: "Why yes I am sleeping with Black Widow. And Pepper Potts. And Jane Foster. And Sharon Carter. Ah yes, it's great to be me."

__________________
SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right.

New 52 Flash SUCKS
Panthro is offline  
Old 01-21-2012, 03:56 AM   #45
Godzilla2000
Humble Huntress
 
Godzilla2000's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Stalking her prey with insatiable hunger.
Posts: 7,131
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1


Black Widow: Dammit we have to nail this routine in time for the Ice Dancing competition at the 2014 Olympics. If we don't win the Gold this time you are so fired and I'm finding a better skating partner.

__________________
- The important thing in a relationship is whether you're feeling loved by the other person regardless of vanity.

- I take growing my hair extremely long for charity VERY seriously. Think of the children!

STOP THE INSANITY!
VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Understanding me:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...usaolp00000592
Godzilla2000 is offline  
Old 01-21-2012, 09:14 AM   #46
mc7791
The boys have arrived
 
mc7791's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 975
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1


BW: I am about to kick your ass.
Henchman: From my current perspective I dont see how that is a bad thing

mc7791 is offline  
Old 01-23-2012, 12:42 PM   #47
Godzilla2000
Humble Huntress
 
Godzilla2000's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Stalking her prey with insatiable hunger.
Posts: 7,131
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1



Thor: By the Gods I'm so jealous of Black Widow's hair.

__________________
- The important thing in a relationship is whether you're feeling loved by the other person regardless of vanity.

- I take growing my hair extremely long for charity VERY seriously. Think of the children!

STOP THE INSANITY!
VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Understanding me:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...usaolp00000592
Godzilla2000 is offline  
Old 01-23-2012, 02:39 PM   #48
Panthro
Our Savior Hellboy
 
Panthro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth
Posts: 18,259
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

Funny stuff guys.



BLACK WIDOW: "I saw Batman do this to Ray Charles in the 1989 Batman film..."

__________________
SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right.

New 52 Flash SUCKS
Panthro is offline  
Old 01-23-2012, 08:45 PM   #49
protocida
Side-Kick
 
protocida's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 10,680
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1


TONY: "2 girls 1 cup"? Sounds kinky...


protocida is offline  
Old 01-23-2012, 09:06 PM   #50
blah
Side-Kick
 
blah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The Magical Realm of Yadda Yadda
Posts: 1,671
Default Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

Quote:
Originally Posted by protocida View Post

TONY: "2 girls 1 cup"? Sounds kinky...

Haahhahahaaa


Fury: It's simple...
Thor: We Kill the Batman?

Fury: Boy, I better not have heard you talk about straight up murder right to MY MUTHALOVIN' FACE!
Thor: I-I'm not..it was just- wait a minnit, did you say "Muthaloving"?
Fury: OUT!

Fury: Ok, Lady and Gentlemen, as I was saying...
Wheadon: Change of plans! Can I talk to you for a sec, Nicky?

A few minutes later...

Fury: Good news, everybody! We Kill the Batman!

__________________
"It looked like there is a man with a red skull standing next to me who is evil." -Chris Evans

All will be well.
blah is offline  
Closed Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:40 AM.

monitoring_string = "dee460792f24517621e3ca080805de7e"
Contact Us - Mobile - SuperHeroHype - ComingSoon.net - Shock Till You Drop - Lost Password - Clear Cookies - Archive - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Top - AdChoices


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SuperHeroHype.com is a property of CraveOnline Media, LLC, an Evolve Media, LLC company. 2014 All Rights Reserved.