The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

Originally Posted by blah

Haahhahahaaa

What he said.

Fury: It's simple...
Thor: We Kill the Batman?

Fury: Boy, I better not have heard you talk about straight up murder right to MY MUTHALOVIN' FACE!
Thor: I-I'm not..it was just- wait a minnit, did you say "Muthaloving"?
Fury: OUT!

Fury: Ok, Lady and Gentlemen, as I was saying...
Wheadon: Change of plans! Can I talk to you for a sec, Nicky?

A few minutes later...

Fury: Good news, everybody! We Kill the Batman!

Bwahahahahaha

[The_Shadow]

Fury: I'm sick of these MotherF****** Snakes on this MotherF****** plane!

[Panthro]

FURY: "I don't want to wait until March or the CGI Green Lantern series! I want it to air now Goddamn it!"

[samsnee]

Oh bother...

[Hotwire]

Hawkeye: Um, Steve? When did you change your superhero name to Captain Morgan?

[Hotwire]

Boss: You idiots!!! This is not them! You've captured their STUNT DOUBLES!!

[Panthro]

HULK: "We've been Winnie the Pooh-ized!"

[Panthro]

CAP: "Tony stop hogging the flag."

[Panthro]

AVENGERS: "We Are The Men From Texaco!"

[IronGirl299]

Originally Posted by Panthro

Hehe, depth perception...





FURY: "For the last time it's not our fault that Marvel & Disney won't release season 2 of Avengers: EMH until April!"

Lol I love the above quote so much... ^

[blah]

Speaker of The House:.. And the various legistalation required to complete this motion...
Hogun: Bored.
Fandaral: So Bored.
Volstagg: .....M-I-C..

Fandral & Hogun: ..K-E-Y

Thor: M-O-U-S-E!
Stark: You Ok, Thor? You got a weird look in your eyes.
Cap: SHHH! I love this song! MICKY MOUSE!

Thor & Warriors Three: DONALD DUCK! Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High! Come along and sing a song And join the jamboree!M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

[Panthro]

Originally Posted by IronGirl299

Lol I love the above quote so much... ^

Thanks.

[Panthro]

Originally Posted by blah

Speaker of The House:.. And the various legistalation required to complete this motion...
Hogun: Bored.
Fandaral: So Bored.
Volstagg: .....M-I-C..

Fandral & Hogun: ..K-E-Y

Thor: M-O-U-S-E!
Stark: You Ok, Thor? You got a weird look in your eyes.
Cap: SHHH! I love this song! MICKY MOUSE!

Thor & Warriors Three: DONALD DUCK! Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High! Come along and sing a song And join the jamboree!M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Bwahahahahahaha!

[Panthro]

Thor & Warriors Three: "Macho Macho Man! I've Got To Be A Macho Man! Macho Macho Man! I've Got TO Be A Macho!"

[BoredGuy]

I love how Hogun is still so Grimm, even mid-dance number

[blah]

The way he's draping his helmet over his eyes remind me of Michael Jackson in Smooth Criminal

[IronGirl299]

^ Thor's look dancing on the table is so...haha. He's getting his groove on!

[elgaz]

Tony Stark : "....................... 7 in one night? Seriously?"
Cap : *laughing* "...Yup, 7. No joke."
Tony Stark : "I don't believe you. Even with your super solider serum, you couldn't manage 7 in one night, you wouldn't have the stamina."
Cap : "Look Tony, I know you're a little jealous but there's no need. It's not a competition."
Tony Stark : "I'm not jealous, really. I mean, I'm a billionaire playboy, I've had my fair share too. I partake all the time, for crying out loud. But 7 in one night .....................? Wow. I'm definitely doing something wrong."

Thor: "You mortals are easily impressed. At the Battle of Vangor, I decimated their forces singlehandedly, destroyed their city, didn't rest for a week and still managed to indulge in 9 young harlets in one night."

Cap : "Thor ...................... you do realise we were talking about hotdogs?"

[blah]

HA! Now Thor is the new man-whore! Give up your tiara, Tony

[Panthro]

Originally Posted by elgaz

Tony Stark : "....................... 7 in one night? Seriously?"
Cap : *laughing* "...Yup, 7. No joke."
Tony Stark : "I don't believe you. Even with your super solider serum, you couldn't manage 7 in one night, you wouldn't have the stamina."
Cap : "Look Tony, I know you're a little jealous but there's no need. It's not a competition."
Tony Stark : "I'm not jealous, really. I mean, I'm a billionaire playboy, I've had my fair share too. I partake all the time, for crying out loud. But 7 in one night .....................? Wow. I'm definitely doing something wrong."

Thor: "You mortals are easily impressed. At the Battle of Vangor, I decimated their forces singlehandedly, destroyed their city, didn't rest for a week and still managed to indulge in 9 young harlets in one night."

Cap : "Thor ...................... you do realise we were talking about hotdogs?"

[Godzilla2000]

Nick Fury: The wonderful thing about this report is that it doubles as reading material and toilet paper.

[Panthro]

FURY: "I am the Morpheus to your Neo."
STEVE: "The way to my what?"

[Hotwire]

Fandaral: And what did I tell you?
Hogun: That.....if......I....deleeeeeete....your...Skyrim ...save.....youuuuuu'd.....put.....oh.no.....put.. ..Exlax...in....my...fooood
Fandraral: And what have learned from this?
Volstsagg: Told you he was serious.

[Panthro]

Originally Posted by Hotwire

Fandaral: And what did I tell you?
Hogun: That.....if......I....deleeeeeete....your...Skyrim ...save.....youuuuuu'd.....put.....oh.no.....put.. ..Exlax...in....my...fooood
Fandraral: And what have learned from this?
Volstsagg: Told you he was serious.

Hehehehehe

[Panthro]

HOGUN: "You wanted the Punisher, here he is."
VOLSTAGG: "For the last time I am not the Punisher!"