The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 - Page 4

Hotwire · 01-27-2012, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Panthro

HOGUN: "You wanted the Punisher, here he is."
VOLSTAGG: "For the last time I am not the Punisher!"

Volstagg: I just played him in that movie.

Thanks. Hogun's face just fit perfect for someone trying to hold back a BM.

Hotwire · 01-28-2012, 09:17 AM

Hawkeye: Black Widow? Yeah, we fondue.

Hotwire · 01-28-2012, 09:20 AM

Hawkeye: What? Like this Cap doll isn't the fantasy of almost every villain we know?

Hotwire · 01-28-2012, 08:37 PM

Cap: Dude, where's my car?

mc7791 · 01-28-2012, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotwire

Cap: Dude, where's my car?

Thor: I think the Leviathan ate it.
Cap: never mind.

Panthro · 01-28-2012, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotwire

Cap: Dude, where's my car?

Hehehehe

John Locke · 01-28-2012, 09:52 PM

Thor: We're too late!
Captain America: I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.

Panthro · 01-28-2012, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Locke

Thor: We're too late!
Captain America: I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.

Hehe, classic Simpsons.

matrix_ghost · 01-29-2012, 04:47 AM

Cap looking at the carnage : Fury warned me about this.
Thor: About what ?
Cap : What happens when the Hulk farts

Panthro · 01-29-2012, 10:01 AM

CAP: "All this destruction just because the fans don't like my sleeves..."

Godzilla2000 · 01-30-2012, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

CAP: "All this destruction just because the fans don't like my sleeves..."

Thor: Nay, I believe it had something to do with my pants.

protocida · 01-30-2012, 10:09 AM

The Hangover: Superhero Edition.

Panthro · 01-30-2012, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by protocida

The Hangover: Superhero Edition.

Hehehehehe

kedrell · 02-03-2012, 06:04 PM

Panthro · 02-03-2012, 09:03 PM

LOKI: "Evening, Commissioner..." [tongue flick]

IronGirl299 · 02-03-2012, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Panthro

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Loki: Okay...who's ready to be ruled??

IronGirl299 · 02-03-2012, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by kedrell

Loki: Okay, kids...so who's ready to be ruled??

Panthro · 02-03-2012, 11:11 PM

LOKI: "Tom Rothman? No, I'm not quite that evil."

Godzilla2000 · 02-04-2012, 01:17 AM

Loki: A locked door!? Curse you fate! Now how am I ever going to open it?

Panthro · 02-04-2012, 08:33 AM

LOKI: "And now that I have invaded the Star Ship Enterprise I shall begin to play havoc with the bromance of Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock."

Godzilla2000 · 02-04-2012, 11:39 AM

SHIELD Technician: And now your cloning will commence so we can stop the fangirl threat you've unleashed on the world by giving them each a harmless copy of you they can have their way with.

Panthro · 02-04-2012, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinouga

SHIELD Technician: And now your cloning will commence so we can stop the fangirl threat you've unleashed on the world by giving them each a harmless copy of you they can have their way with.

Hehehehe

DoomsdayApex · 02-04-2012, 12:03 PM

Courtesy of kvz5

Quote:

Originally Posted by kvz5

RDJ: You do know that The Avengers is going to surpass The Dark Knight Rises in box office numbers, right?
Bale: Not gonna happen. Explain yourself.
RDJ: Well, we have a redhead Scarlett Johansson in a skin tight costume. Have you seen her?! Men will flock to see that.
Bale: We'll match that with Anne Hathaway wearing skin tight clothes and 5 inch stilettos. And we have Marion Cotillard. She's French. You can't top a French woman.
RDJ: Fine. You win this round. What else do you have?

Bale: We have a jacked Tom Hardy and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in police uniform. Women love them. They have fans all over Tumblr!
RDJ: Uh huh. That's nothing. We have Tom Hiddleston. And Chris Hemsworth. Shirtless Chris Hemsworth. And Chris Evans. Shirtless too. Hold on, hold on. I'm not yet done. We also have Jeremy Renner and Mark Ruffalo. Jacked too.
Bale: Bloody hell. I concede.

RDJ: You know who else we have?! Samuel L. Jackson! Biggest badass there is.
Bale: Sure, sure. But we have more! We have Gary Oldman. And Liam Neeson. And oh we have Morgan Freeman. How about that huh? Shall we go ahead and talk about the number of Oscar nominated and Oscar winning actors in the movie?
RDJ: Nah. How about we just have a beer?
Bale: Sounds good! You know what we should trash? That f***ing Twilight vampire movie.
RDJ: Tell me about it. When will that **** end???

elgaz · 02-04-2012, 12:11 PM

Hawkeye : "Did you hear the one about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? ..................... she missed!!"
Cap : "Bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!"

Godzilla2000 · 02-04-2012, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgaz

Hawkeye : "Did you hear the one about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? ..................... she missed!!"
Cap : "Bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!"

01-28-2012, 09:17 AM	#77
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01-28-2012, 09:20 AM	#78
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01-28-2012, 08:37 PM	#79
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01-28-2012, 09:52 PM	#82
John Locke One is Dark One is Light Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,240	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Thor: We're too late! Captain America: I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. Sorry. __________________ I am John Locke or am I?

01-29-2012, 04:47 AM	#84
matrix_ghost milfhunter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: At Tarantino's grave...Where he belongs Posts: 5,090	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Cap looking at the carnage : Fury warned me about this. Thor: About what ? Cap : What happens when the Hulk farts __________________ Rambo is better then viagra. Heck it should be mandatory viewing for us males before we bang our women

01-29-2012, 10:01 AM	#85
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 CAP: "All this destruction just because the fans don't like my sleeves..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

01-30-2012, 10:09 AM	#87
protocida Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 10,450	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 The Hangover: Superhero Edition.

02-03-2012, 06:04 PM	#89
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,342	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 __________________ Holding out hope.....

02-03-2012, 09:03 PM	#90
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 LOKI: "Evening, Commissioner..." [tongue flick] __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-03-2012, 11:11 PM	#93
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 LOKI: "Tom Rothman? No, I'm not quite that evil." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-04-2012, 01:17 AM	#94
Godzilla2000 Guts and Glory Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Fighting the good fight. Posts: 4,531	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Loki: A locked door!? Curse you fate! Now how am I ever going to open it? __________________ - There's nothing better than a good lie. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...5pw9o1_500.jpg Last edited by Godzilla2000; 02-04-2012 at 01:32 AM.

02-04-2012, 08:33 AM	#95
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 LOKI: "And now that I have invaded the Star Ship Enterprise I shall begin to play havoc with the bromance of Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-04-2012, 11:39 AM	#96
Godzilla2000 Guts and Glory Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Fighting the good fight. Posts: 4,531	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 SHIELD Technician: And now your cloning will commence so we can stop the fangirl threat you've unleashed on the world by giving them each a harmless copy of you they can have their way with. __________________ - There's nothing better than a good lie. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...5pw9o1_500.jpg

02-04-2012, 12:11 PM	#99
elgaz Side-Kick Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,413	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Hawkeye : "Did you hear the one about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? ..................... she missed!!" Cap : "Bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!"

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