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Old 01-27-2012, 05:51 PM   #76
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HOGUN: "You wanted the Punisher, here he is."
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Hawkeye: Black Widow? Yeah, we fondue.

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Hawkeye: What? Like this Cap doll isn't the fantasy of almost every villain we know?

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Cap: Dude, where's my car?

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Cap: Dude, where's my car?
Thor: I think the Leviathan ate it.
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Cap: Dude, where's my car?
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Thor: We're too late!
Captain America: I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.

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Hehe, classic Simpsons.

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Cap looking at the carnage : Fury warned me about this.
Thor: About what ?
Cap : What happens when the Hulk farts

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CAP: "All this destruction just because the fans don't like my sleeves..."

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CAP: "All this destruction just because the fans don't like my sleeves..."
Thor: Nay, I believe it had something to do with my pants.

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The Hangover: Superhero Edition.

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LOKI: "Evening, Commissioner..." [tongue flick]

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LOKI: "Tom Rothman? No, I'm not quite that evil."

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Loki: A locked door!? Curse you fate! Now how am I ever going to open it?

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LOKI: "And now that I have invaded the Star Ship Enterprise I shall begin to play havoc with the bromance of Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock."

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SHIELD Technician: And now your cloning will commence so we can stop the fangirl threat you've unleashed on the world by giving them each a harmless copy of you they can have their way with.

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SHIELD Technician: And now your cloning will commence so we can stop the fangirl threat you've unleashed on the world by giving them each a harmless copy of you they can have their way with.
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RDJ: You do know that The Avengers is going to surpass The Dark Knight Rises in box office numbers, right?
Bale: Not gonna happen. Explain yourself.
RDJ: Well, we have a redhead Scarlett Johansson in a skin tight costume. Have you seen her?! Men will flock to see that.
Bale: We'll match that with Anne Hathaway wearing skin tight clothes and 5 inch stilettos. And we have Marion Cotillard. She's French. You can't top a French woman.
RDJ: Fine. You win this round. What else do you have?



Bale: We have a jacked Tom Hardy and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in police uniform. Women love them. They have fans all over Tumblr!
RDJ: Uh huh. That's nothing. We have Tom Hiddleston. And Chris Hemsworth. Shirtless Chris Hemsworth. And Chris Evans. Shirtless too. Hold on, hold on. I'm not yet done. We also have Jeremy Renner and Mark Ruffalo. Jacked too.
Bale: Bloody hell. I concede.



RDJ: You know who else we have?! Samuel L. Jackson! Biggest badass there is.
Bale: Sure, sure. But we have more! We have Gary Oldman. And Liam Neeson. And oh we have Morgan Freeman. How about that huh? Shall we go ahead and talk about the number of Oscar nominated and Oscar winning actors in the movie?
RDJ: Nah. How about we just have a beer?
Bale: Sounds good! You know what we should trash? That f***ing Twilight vampire movie.
RDJ: Tell me about it. When will that **** end???

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Hawkeye : "Did you hear the one about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? ..................... she missed!!"
Cap : "Bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!"

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Hawkeye : "Did you hear the one about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? ..................... she missed!!"
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