The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 - Page 5

bored · 02-04-2012, 12:54 PM

Loki: Fine, you've caught me, but I still nailed Maria Hill.

Cap: Scandalous!

Hawkeye: Well done, sir.

Panthro · 02-04-2012, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bored

Loki: Fine, you've caught me, but I still nailed Maria Hill.

Cap: Scandalous!

Hawkeye: Well done, sir.

Hehehehe

Godzilla2000 · 02-05-2012, 07:32 AM

My Fantasy...

*edit* No, wait, wait! That's only part of my fantasy image there. You have to photo shop in a bunch of other hotties (MALE hotties! Grrr....) along with Loki to get the real image of my bondage fantasy.

Panthro · 02-05-2012, 09:14 AM

LOKI: "Winged Freak Terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of Me..."

Hotwire · 02-05-2012, 09:50 AM

Hawkeye: You know, I recruited all of the guards at the S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ from the most elite groups of soldiers from around the world.
Cap: How on Earth did you persuade them to give up such an exciting life for the mundane duties of a guard?
Hawkeye: Arrow to the knee.

Panthro · 02-05-2012, 10:29 AM

THOR: "What do you believe in?!"

LOKI: "I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

Godzilla2000 · 02-05-2012, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

THOR: "What do you believe in?!"

LOKI: "I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

I believe that a Thor vs. Loki mud wrestling match would be pretty hot right now....yeah!

Mwuahahahaaha!!!

JB-the-Hunter · 02-05-2012, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotwire

Hawkeye: You know, I recruited all of the guards at the S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ from the most elite groups of soldiers from around the world.
Cap: How on Earth did you persuade them to give up such an exciting life for the mundane duties of a guard?
Hawkeye: Arrow to the knee.

How to use a meme correctly

Panthro · 02-05-2012, 12:58 PM

THOR: "What do you propose?"

LOKI: "It's simple. We kill the Batman."

Godzilla2000 · 02-05-2012, 01:00 PM

Loki: Could you ever so kindly tell that short, buxom, brunette to stop coming by my containment chamber and staring at me all day?

Panthro · 02-05-2012, 01:12 PM

LOKI: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I just... do things. You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I actually caught it."

kedrell · 02-05-2012, 02:13 PM

Loki: "Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me."

venom420 · 02-05-2012, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedrell

Loki: "Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me."

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Loki old spice commercial HAS to happen NOW!

Panthro · 02-05-2012, 02:59 PM

LOKI: There is an idea of a Loki; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me... only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Panthro · 02-05-2012, 03:00 PM

LOKI: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

kedrell · 02-05-2012, 03:03 PM

Loki: "Damn, this is one slow-ass elevator ride."

The Infernal · 02-05-2012, 07:13 PM

Thor: That's the last time you leave me behind!

*Thor summons a bolt of lightning in anger and brings down the Quinjet*

The Infernal · 02-05-2012, 07:28 PM

Stewardess: Is everything alright, sir?

Shatner: No, I'm fine. I'm just not a fan of flying..... although.... I could have sworn....

kedrell · 02-05-2012, 07:36 PM

^Bravo!

The Infernal · 02-05-2012, 07:45 PM

Thanks.

Godzilla2000 · 02-05-2012, 09:33 PM

Loki: The Patriots lost to the Giants AGAIN at the Superbowl and I had big money on them!!! That's reason enough for me to make the Earth burn!!!

Panthro · 02-05-2012, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Infernal

Stewardess: Is everything alright, sir?

Shatner: No, I'm fine. I'm just not a fan of flying..... although.... I could have sworn....

Excellent.

Panthro · 02-05-2012, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinouga

Loki: The Patriots lost to the Giants AGAIN at the Superbowl and I had big money on them!!! That's reason enough for me to make the Earth burn!!!

Hehehehehehe

Panthro · 02-05-2012, 10:14 PM

THOR: "I saw this once in a movie directed by Richard Donner of Lethal Weapon fame, it was about this guy in a red cape, he wore an S insignia on his uniform... oh what was the name of that movie..."

Godzilla2000 · 02-05-2012, 10:20 PM

Everyone: Ring...around...the...rosie...

02-04-2012, 12:54 PM	#101
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Loki: Fine, you've caught me, but I still nailed Maria Hill. Cap: Scandalous! Hawkeye: Well done, sir. __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

02-05-2012, 07:32 AM	#103
Godzilla2000 Hippy Hipster Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Resisting the urge to conform. Posts: 4,518	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 My Fantasy... edit No, wait, wait! That's only part of my fantasy image there. You have to photo shop in a bunch of other hotties (MALE hotties! Grrr....) along with Loki to get the real image of my bondage fantasy. __________________ - Egotistical, materialistic, self absorbed people need not apply. - People just don't want to admit that I'm not as bad as they were lead to believe. - My sheer delight is to confuse people. Last edited by Godzilla2000; 02-05-2012 at 12:11 PM.

02-05-2012, 09:14 AM	#104
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,874	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 LOKI: "Winged Freak Terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of Me..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-05-2012, 09:50 AM	#105
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02-05-2012, 10:29 AM	#106
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,874	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 THOR: "What do you believe in?!" LOKI: "I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-05-2012, 12:58 PM	#109
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,874	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 THOR: "What do you propose?" LOKI: "It's simple. We kill the Batman." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-05-2012, 01:00 PM	#110
Godzilla2000 Hippy Hipster Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Resisting the urge to conform. Posts: 4,518	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Loki: Could you ever so kindly tell that short, buxom, brunette to stop coming by my containment chamber and staring at me all day? __________________ - Egotistical, materialistic, self absorbed people need not apply. - People just don't want to admit that I'm not as bad as they were lead to believe. - My sheer delight is to confuse people.

02-05-2012, 01:12 PM	#111
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,874	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 LOKI: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I just... do things. You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I actually caught it." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-05-2012, 02:13 PM	#112
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,332	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Loki: "Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me." __________________ Holding out hope.....

02-05-2012, 02:59 PM	#114
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,874	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 LOKI: There is an idea of a Loki; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me... only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-05-2012, 03:00 PM	#115
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,874	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 LOKI: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-05-2012, 03:03 PM	#116
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,332	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Loki: "Damn, this is one slow-ass elevator ride." __________________ Holding out hope.....

02-05-2012, 07:13 PM	#117
The Infernal Life's End Boss Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Scotland Posts: 5,479	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Thor: That's the last time you leave me behind! Thor summons a bolt of lightning in anger and brings down the Quinjet __________________ Lady Luck is smiling at me. She knows something I don't. My worst fear: When I die all I see is a sign saying 'level 2'. Which means I have to live all of this all over again. Only on a higher difficulty setting.

02-05-2012, 07:28 PM	#118
The Infernal Life's End Boss Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Scotland Posts: 5,479	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Stewardess: Is everything alright, sir? Shatner: No, I'm fine. I'm just not a fan of flying..... although.... I could have sworn.... __________________ Lady Luck is smiling at me. She knows something I don't. My worst fear: When I die all I see is a sign saying 'level 2'. Which means I have to live all of this all over again. Only on a higher difficulty setting.

02-05-2012, 07:36 PM	#119
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,332	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 ^Bravo! __________________ Holding out hope.....

02-05-2012, 07:45 PM	#120
The Infernal Life's End Boss Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Scotland Posts: 5,479	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Thanks. __________________ Lady Luck is smiling at me. She knows something I don't. My worst fear: When I die all I see is a sign saying 'level 2'. Which means I have to live all of this all over again. Only on a higher difficulty setting.

02-05-2012, 09:33 PM	#121
Godzilla2000 Hippy Hipster Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Resisting the urge to conform. Posts: 4,518	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Loki: The Patriots lost to the Giants AGAIN at the Superbowl and I had big money on them!!! That's reason enough for me to make the Earth burn!!! __________________ - Egotistical, materialistic, self absorbed people need not apply. - People just don't want to admit that I'm not as bad as they were lead to believe. - My sheer delight is to confuse people.

02-05-2012, 10:14 PM	#124
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,874	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 THOR: "I saw this once in a movie directed by Richard Donner of Lethal Weapon fame, it was about this guy in a red cape, he wore an S insignia on his uniform... oh what was the name of that movie..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-05-2012, 10:20 PM	#125
Godzilla2000 Hippy Hipster Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Resisting the urge to conform. Posts: 4,518	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1 Everyone: Ring...around...the...rosie... __________________ - Egotistical, materialistic, self absorbed people need not apply. - People just don't want to admit that I'm not as bad as they were lead to believe. - My sheer delight is to confuse people.

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