|02-08-2012, 01:04 PM||#1|
Join Date: Nov 2010
Smiley soap opera
Ok, I am going to kickstart a soap opera using smileys as characters. Players post smilies and think of what they might be saying to each other.
In order for it to be a soap opera with some sense, I have come up with these simple rules so all the posts connect into an ongoing story...
Please use a minimum of 3 smilies, I will explain why in a moment. You can use up to the maxiumum amount of smilies that the system allows to be used in one post.
- please make the last character in your post speak in the form of a question, so the next poster can answer that with their first smiley.
So, first smiley answers the question posed by the smiley in the last post, and your last smiley must pose a question for the next poster's character.
You can do as many smileys talking in any way you want inbetween your first and last smilies. Either continue using characters that have alreayd been introduced, or introduce your own, no rules in this regard, apart from the first and last smilies in your post answering and posing questions, you can be as random as you want.
I know this will probably not catch on at all, haha, but i just wanted to try it. I will just make something up as I go along to kickstart the show...
Welcome to the first episode of Smiley Soap Opera, a group of smilies all share a large mansion, things can get a bit hectic around their house....
< I keep ripping out my hair to make myself a mohican like B.A. Baracus! But as soon as I pull it out it grows right back in! Arrgggh!!!! )
< Fool! You put my hair to the test but you never be the best, Baracus knows how to comb his mess!)
< I ...like...haven't been to the bathroom in almost 5 years...)
< what you talkin about fool? I see you! I see you go into that bathroom every day for five years! You lie! You ass sits on the swirly like everyone else! Don't be making out like you some delicate air-freshening ass! Next thing you be claiming toothpaste shoot out yo pecker!)
< no, I go in, I sit down, I try...and nothing happens. I think....I think i should phone up a tv show and talk about this...this...I think i may have some kind of superpowers...)
< soooperpowers!?! Sooooperpowers?!?!? Yeah, the only superpowers you got is you convert all that sh** into shooting outta the organ of you mouth! I ain't never heard such bool sheeit in my entirety! You get you ass onto the swirly and get normal! We don't wanna hear no more about this magical fairy land air freshening ass shaking you got goin on...we all got the butt baloney, every one of us, Jesus, Ghandi, ol' mother Hubbard...but we don't give out details!!...cause we got manners...we got couth!!...but it *ain't* polite to claim you the only person not to have any butt baloney action going on in your factory, like you some kinda air freshner ass who better than the rest of us...now go in there and get normal son!)
<...I...think that actually did me some good...I feel....I feel....)
< Don't be butting in over here on the couch! Get you ass positioned over that swirly! )
(runs into bathroom)
< How you doing in there son? you factory workers still striking? Or you be free fallin?)
|02-08-2012, 01:29 PM||#2|
Join Date: Nov 2010
Re: Smiley soap opera
< I.....nothing....nothing is workin!)
< Son, you either been living on wind or you been blessed with some kinda ass dissolver...I ain't never heard of nonesuch superpowers... but yo but...yo butt defy science and nature...best to walk away, zip up and ask of this evil no more.)
< hold on...somethings coming...there's a solid emerging! argghhhh!!!!! ok, we got a plop! )
< We gotta plop! We gotta plop! Well...stand up son! Turn around! Tell yo uncle B.A. what be floatin in tha swirly! This is an exception to the couth! this be science we talkin here son! I ain't no scatman crutters! What be floatin?! )
< aw crap...)
< What despondancy grips you son? Crap is good in this dojo! Did you jo, or did you blo'?)
< It's not crap...it's a pamphlet...)
< A Pamphlet?!? A Motherskunkin Pamphlet?!! What does your ass be passing out pamphlets for?)
< I says 'Stuck in the middle with you', I remember this, it's a pamphlet i got from the doctor's office, constipation advice...I wondered where that got to...let's see....)
< Don't be fishin no pamphlet outta no swirly son! We had a whole mess o concepts swirlin down there over the years, can you read it from where you standing?)