Nokia wants mark of the beast tattoo on you.

enterthemadness · 03-20-2012, 06:25 PM

First the whole "Sweden wants a cashless economy", now this crap.

http://www.latimes.com/business/tech...Viewed+Stories)

Nokia wants a tattoo on people so they don't have to answer phone. It would vibrate when you get a call or text, etc. Can also be as a temp tattoo & want not.

X-Ray · 03-20-2012, 06:43 PM

That's ... um ...

DV8 · 03-20-2012, 06:55 PM

Wow!

Lunar_Wolf · 03-20-2012, 08:11 PM

Can I get it on my ''you know what?''.

EML420 · 03-20-2012, 08:25 PM

Wooo its happening hell on earth 2012 people.

chaseter · 03-20-2012, 08:42 PM

Now they are inserting cancer causing devices into you!

Angel_Faerie · 03-20-2012, 08:44 PM

Oh God....now I'm really scared.

The Original Bamfer · 03-20-2012, 08:48 PM

Well, luckily for you cowering kiddies, vibrating tattoos aren't mandatory.

Duke · 03-20-2012, 08:50 PM

Interesting, but I'd rather have missed calls.

enterthemadness · 03-20-2012, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Original Bamfer

Well, luckily for you cowering kiddies, vibrating tattoos aren't mandatory.

+2 Logical points.

Totally forgot about that part...

Angel_Faerie · 03-20-2012, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Original Bamfer

Well, luckily for you cowering kiddies, vibrating tattoos aren't mandatory.

Sure, but it's a potential step toward something that I pray every single day won't happen in my lifetime or the lifetimes of anyone I know.

EML420 · 03-20-2012, 09:05 PM

Out of all the cool scary futures we get this is the one lol.

But seriously are they really going to try pushing this like has the next big thing.

The Original Bamfer · 03-20-2012, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Angel_Faerie

Sure, but it's a potential step toward something that I pray every single day won't happen in my lifetime or the lifetimes of anyone I know.

The end of the world? Everyone dies. And just think, if the devil really does come to earth, then you can fight for God's team. At least you'll die knowing your life had meaning and worth.

Angel_Faerie · 03-20-2012, 09:43 PM

I know all that, but I want to live a complete life first. I want to live to be old. I want kids, grandkids, etc. And I want the same for everyone I know.

The Original Bamfer · 03-20-2012, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angel_Faerie

I know all that, but I want to live a complete life first. I want to live to be old. I want kids, grandkids, etc. And I want the same for everyone I know.

Yeah but your life will be complete because when you die, well, you can't do anything. And if you believe in the afterlife, which I'd say it's safe to say you do, then you'll be floating in eternal happiness. So, it's a win-win situation either way. Once you accept death, it's a lot easier to live life.

obin_gam · 09-20-2012, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enterthemadness

First the whole "Sweden wants a cashless economy", now this crap.

http://www.latimes.com/business/tech...Viewed+Stories)

Nokia wants a tattoo on people so they don't have to answer phone. It would vibrate when you get a call or text, etc. Can also be as a temp tattoo & want not.

nokia is finnish

Donut · 09-20-2012, 06:29 AM

They better patent this. Or Apple will steal it & then patent it before Nokia & then sue Nokia

Destructus86 · 09-20-2012, 01:54 PM

That's weird....
I prefer to keep technology UNattached from my body thanks.

TheDreamMaster · 09-20-2012, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destructus86

That's weird....
I prefer to keep technology UNattached from my body thanks.

Yeah, from a Christian perspective I don't care for this idea. I really don't want anything that wasn't already in my body in there unless completely necessary.

Also this tech feels sort of useless in the long run.

Shemtov · 09-20-2012, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by obin_gam

nokia is finnish

Yeah, Finnish and Swedish aren't even related......

Sooooo.....why is this a "Mark of the beast" tattoo?

Mr. Todd · 09-20-2012, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Shemtov

Yeah, Finnish and Swedish aren't even related......

Sooooo.....why is this a "Mark of the beast" tattoo?

There's a theory that's been going around for a while (I wanna say it started/was popularized from the Left Behind books, but I'm not sure) that if the end-times stuff in Revelation does happen, the "mark of the beast" needed to buy goods once God abandons Earth might be some permanent high-tech chip or tattoo like this.

Warhammer · 09-21-2012, 12:39 AM

See, the thing is, Nokia isn't some conglomerate that is making people get it or your ass is pretty much dead.

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