Say What You Want about Parker Wayne 4-26-12

[enterthemadness]

Hello Everyone! Two posters roasted, another two up. One of them being me...how nice. Anyhoo, our 4th poster being roasted is da man....err...I get him confused with Prison Mike...the Legend...Parker Wayne! Here's my face whenever I see his wonderful posts of wisdom...




Thread closes TBA Sunday



Rules:

1. No Cussing. Or as some of us say, no cursing. Now I know...this board is PG and in PG-rated Adventure Time they curse, but I doubt mods will stand for Son-of-a-blee-blob and what not. Since it clearly has the same meaning. and I refuse to pay off the mods like CartoonNetwork seems to do with the FCC.

2. No Threats.

3. Don't bring politics/religion into this.

4. Laugh people. This isn't meant to be serious. It's a roast, a PG roast. Not a attack thread. You can still sound off on the poster that is being roasted, just not PG-13, R, NC-17 style. This isn't a excuse of a thread to make posters cry. Here's a example of what may be posted...

You can post pictures of scumbag steve meme pics...but you must type a few words in the post as to why that poster is like that meme character.

What is not gonna be allowed:

Posting said meme pic or any meme pic and then typing up a few ''choice'' words to anger or make the poster cry. By ''Choice'' words see rule 1.


Updated List:
1. Schlosser85 Roasted
2. SymbioticToxinRoasted
3. enterthemadness Being Roasted
4. Parker Wayne Being Roasted
5. Kane52630
6. WillardNation
7. SentinelMind
8. The Squirrel
9. bullets
10. JJJ's Ulcer
11. SuperFerret
12. bored
13. Nell2ThaIzzay
14. Hound55
15. Hopefulsuicide
16. Spider-Aziz
17. POWdER-man

[Kane52630]

Man, Parker you are such a film snob.

[SuperFerret]

Parker, I know I abuse you for being from New Jersey, but you need to remember that I'm your friend, and as your friend, I feel it's better that I give you the abuse you so rightfully deserve for being from that aborted mutant fetus of a state.

All the half-lisped whining about James Bond and the years (I assume) of looking like Carlton Banks isn't going to change that you're from a state that's represented by "people" like Snooki and The Situation, though I do applaud you for having a human name.

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Parker Wayne?! What was Stark Kent taken? What about Banner Jordan? Ah I got nothing to really rip on you about. You're not very memorable.

[SuperFerret]

OH SNAP SON!

[SuperFerret]

You forgot the "Man," part.

[The Squirrel]

Man, Parker you are such a film snob.

[Kane52630]

No but seriously....I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, di**less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

.....but he's a good guy.

[WillardNation]

Man, Parker you are such a film snob.

[Parker Wayne]

Originally Posted by JJJ's Ulcer

Parker Wayne?! What was Stark Kent taken? What about Banner Jordan? Ah I got nothing to really rip on you about. You're not very memorable.

That hurts most

And as what I get from this thread most is that I'm a film snob, and not a man according to a bot.

[enterthemadness]

Whoops. Forgot to send you a PM about your roast. Guess that's how seriously I take your roast...

[The Original Bamfer]

You try too hard. At everything. To the point where I'm embarrassed for you.

I don't think you're a film snob. I think you're a wannabe-film snob.

You'll never be a mod.

Le finit.

[Schlosser85]

Pwned.

[Kane52630]

Parker Wayne? more like Parker Lame....amiright?

[Parker Wayne]

Originally Posted by The Original Bamfer

You try too hard. At everything. To the point where I'm embarrassed for you.

I don't think you're a film snob. I think you're a wannabe-film snob.

You'll never be a mod.

Le finit.

You think I try?

[Parker Wayne]

I think it's the first a guy who likes watching Dude Where's my car has called a film snob.

[Parker Wayne]

Originally Posted by SuperFerret

Parker, I know I abuse you for being from New Jersey, but you need to remember that I'm your friend, and as your friend, I feel it's better that I give you the abuse you so rightfully deserve for being from that aborted mutant fetus of a state.

All the half-lisped whining about James Bond and the years (I assume) of looking like Carlton Banks isn't going to change that you're from a state that's represented by "people" like Snooki and The Situation, though I do applauI d you for having a human name.

I hate my state haha, though I'm trying to get those Jersey Shore idiots back where they belong:

Long Island.

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Parker Wayne I'm sorry all 4 of your parents died tragically.

[Erzengel]

Originally Posted by JJJ's Ulcer

Parker Wayne?! What was Stark Kent taken? What about Banner Jordan? Ah I got nothing to really rip on you about. You're not very memorable.

Took my joke.

The lame user-name not the being unmemorable one.

[BizarroAids]

You're a cockatoo.

[bullets]

I got you something

[Figs]

Your name sucks, your opinions on film sucks...and you suck.

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Originally Posted by Kane52630

Parker Wayne? more like Parker Lame....amiright?

PAAARKEEERRRR!!!!

[Parker Wayne]

I'm drunk, and I feel loved :'-)

[WillardNation]

You're actually probably my favorite poster on here. Definitely top 3 at least. I really can't roast you.