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[Paroxysm]

I confess that life just keeps getting better and better.

[Schlosser85]

My female roommate's boyfriend is an alcoholic who for some reason thinks its ok to store copious amounts of booze in our fridge. I came home today, didn't have room for groceries because his damn alcohol takes up so much space, so I took a couple of his bottles and tossed them in the dumpster.

If I hadn't done it so impetuously, I would have drank them first.

[Scarecrow_King]

I'm finally in good enough shape that I actually enjoy taking my shirt off in front of people, instead of being ashamed of it.

I used to be embarrassingly skinny, but I've put on a lot of muscle.

[bullets]

I used to be in great shape but gained some weight. I told myself I would lose it by now but keep putting it off.

[Scarecrow_King]

It's hard to find time to work out. Especially if you work.

[Paroxysm]

That's why I enjoy my job, I lift stuff all day so I'm getting a workout at work.

[Duke]

Originally Posted by enterthemadness

This house...I'm spending night at sisters, it's ****ing haunted. I'm hearing **** right now.

1. I was watching my nephew in living room. Everybody else outside. And I hear knocking on glass. Coming from kitchen door or car port door, which is also in kitchen. I check, see no one from kitchen door, check car port door. Open...and couple seconds my sister and cat come around corner. I tell sister later on and she tells me new weird **** that happened but all I heard was "blah blah blah" cause I was on Internet. I'm a good listener like that.

2. She said she heard bells. Like tiny ones. And everybody is sleeping. I'm hearing bells off/on. But the cat Larry is in niece's room. And she...when she heard them earlier I said maybe it cat, but she looked at him and he wasn't moving and she heard bells.

And now I remember Autumn the cat was buried in the backyard...with her collar on...it had a bell.

and now I'm freaked out. Hold me hype.

Also one time my niece woke up & saw a woman in old airplane uniform. Like WWII era. >_< haunted house.

It's nice to have company.

Originally Posted by bullets

I used to be in great shape but gained some weight. I told myself I would lose it by now but keep putting it off.

I need to get in shape myself.

[Superman 1265]

Originally Posted by Duke

I need to get in shape myself.

I've been trying to get into shape, but I'm not having much luck at all.

[Lunar_Wolf]

I haven't worked out in a week due to this cold I have. Gonna go back to the gym tomorrow.

[spideyboy_1111]

Originally Posted by Schlosser85

My female roommate's boyfriend is an alcoholic who for some reason thinks its ok to store copious amounts of booze in our fridge. I came home today, didn't have room for groceries because his damn alcohol takes up so much space, so I took a couple of his bottles and tossed them in the dumpster.

If I hadn't done it so impetuously, I would have drank them first.

is he not aware that you really need to only keep Beer in the fridge? almost everything else can be stored in a cabinet or hell.. a box.

[Schlosser85]

I don't know, but he doesn't need to turn our fridge into his personal alcohol storage when he doesn't even live with us.

[spideyboy_1111]

indeed

[Scarecrow_King]

I like to keep my liquors in the freezer. They don't freeze because of the alcohol, and that means they're already cold for any mixed drinks I wanna make.

[spideyboy_1111]

Originally Posted by Scarecrow_King

I like to keep my liquors in the freezer. They don't freeze because of the alcohol, and that means they're already cold for any mixed drinks I wanna make.

don't get me wrong. so do I (with the ones i use more frequently) but... if you don't have space, you keep em out till you know ull want them. It's just common sense.

[Manic]

My rule: Beer & wine do directly in the fridge, vodka and whiskey are left tastefully in the corner of the kitchen counter until needed. Brandy stays hidden in the cabinet until egg nog comes back in season.

[Superman 1265]

I've really softened up in the past few months.

[Spider-Aziz]

The more I see and hear how many love alcohol and how they behave, the happier I am for not going near that stuff

[Scourge2099]

Originally Posted by The Original Bamfer

I confess that nearly every good friend I've had has bailed on me when I needed them most. It's okay when I do everything I can to help them, but when I'm at my worst, I've got no one. I've stated that I hate "fair weather" friends, but I've recently learned that those end up being the very people I spend my time and energy with. I confess that I think I value friendship more than the average person. I guess it's my fault for giving a damn about people.

You're preaching to the choir dude. I learned my lesson the hard way. Acquaintances are better than friends. The less you know them , the less attachment you have to them. Zero chance of betrayal.

[hopefuldreamer]

I confess that a lot of the time my mouth is smiling and saying 'That's okay, have a nice day' when my brain is actually thinking 'Just get out of my office you idiot!'

People do ask me damn stupid questions though

[Hotwire]

I work in sales. I confess, it gets me so mad when my customs give me non-answers and jerk me around! Or that smug smile while saying, "Aww, no. We're not really interested. Buh-bye, now." You haven't even listened to me long enough to know what's being offered!
Just once, maybe after I win the lottery and can leave the work force, I'll tell one of those customers just what I'm thinking of them. Maybe.

[hopefuldreamer]

Originally Posted by Hotwire

I work in sales. I confess, it gets me so mad when my customs give me non-answers and jerk me around! Or that smug smile while saying, "Aww, no. We're not really interested. Buh-bye, now." You haven't even listened to me long enough to know what's being offered!
Just once, maybe after I win the lottery and can leave the work force, I'll tell one of those customers just what I'm thinking of them. Maybe.

Same.

If you don't want it, just say so! Otherwise you stay on my call sheet and I have to keep ringing you. And I really don't want to!

People are so obvious with it as well. Like asking you to call back tomorrow when they know they won't be in. Or pretending to not be the person I'm after when they know I recognise their voice

Another thing that annoys me is the phrase 'How much?' Said in a high pitched shocked voice... You KNOW how much it is. You have payed it hundreds of times. Why are you pretending it's suddenly expensive?

[Hotwire]

Originally Posted by hopefulsuicide

Same.

If you don't want it, just say so! Otherwise you stay on my call sheet and I have to keep ringing you. And I really don't want to!

People are so obvious with it as well. Like asking you to call back tomorrow when they know they won't be in. Or pretending to not be the person I'm after when they know I recognise their voice

Another thing that annoys me is the phrase 'How much?' Said in a high pitched shocked voice... You KNOW how much it is. You have payed it hundreds of times. Why are you pretending it's suddenly expensive?

Also, I'm door-to-door. So, my personal favorite is the "I'm not home" game. F***er, I can see you sitting on your couch watching Wheel of Fortune!!!

[hopefuldreamer]

Originally Posted by Hotwire

Also, I'm door-to-door. So, my personal favorite is the "I'm not home" game. F***er, I can see you sitting on your couch watching Wheel of Fortune!!!

That does sound fun.

Do you ever call out through the letterbox 'I can seeeee youuuu?'

Another one I find funny is when you ask if someones there, and a receptionist says 'I'll just check for you' and fails to cover the phone properly... And you can HEAR the person saying 'Tell her I'm not in'... I'm always so tempted to say something

Oh and another line I love - 'I'll definitely do the next one, but not this time thanks'... And then you ring them for the next one and it's 'No not this one, but I'll definitely do the next one'... After a while, that gets boring.

[ComicChick]

i confess i need to work out more

[steintym]

I confess I've pretty much given up on working out. I'd like to get serious about it again, but it's just not happening.