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05-10-2012, 07:41 PM
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70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...195206620.html
"Nothing like waiting until the meat is rotten to serve it up." So basically this lady is a cabaret dancer (stripper) and a virgin...I don't believe it. |
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05-10-2012, 07:44 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
I stop at 50.
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05-10-2012, 07:47 PM
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05-10-2012, 07:51 PM
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05-10-2012, 08:35 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
"Sock it to me!"
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05-10-2012, 08:42 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
I found a candidate
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05-10-2012, 09:01 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
The most popular comment at the article was great.
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05-10-2012, 09:11 PM
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05-10-2012, 09:23 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
Eh, for 70 years old, she doesn't look that bad. Looks better than most other people her age.
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05-10-2012, 09:25 PM
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05-10-2012, 09:32 PM
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05-10-2012, 09:35 PM
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05-10-2012, 09:46 PM
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05-10-2012, 09:47 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
I highly doubt she's a virgin.
And judging by her pic, if she is, she's gonna stay that way.
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05-10-2012, 10:07 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
She might get lucky...
...if she can find a guy who is really REALLY drunk.
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05-10-2012, 10:10 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
The only upside of banging a really old broad is the experience she's accumulated over a lifetime of sex. She won't even have that. She'll have the wrinkles of a 70 year old and the experience and nervousness of a 16 year old. Double ugh.
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05-10-2012, 10:19 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
She should be ready for death.
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05-10-2012, 10:34 PM
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05-10-2012, 10:51 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
Now now gentlemen and ladies, I'm sure her booty is still good, you could go ahead and check out the expiration date on it.
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05-10-2012, 10:55 PM
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05-10-2012, 11:14 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
If this woman is able to lose her virginity before I do, I think I'll have to kill myself.
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05-11-2012, 02:11 PM
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05-11-2012, 05:48 PM
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05-11-2012, 06:17 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
Honestly? I'd do it. She doesn't look that bad for 70. I could put it on my resume.
EDIT: Nevermind, she wants to get married first. Now she's being too picky. 
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05-11-2012, 07:32 PM
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Re: 70 year old virgin says she's ready for love
 This one doesn't look bad for a 90 years old, and she wouldn't mind having another young husband. Accept her challenge
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