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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indiana unfortunately....
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Both my sisters seen a rendevous while in my moms car like five years ago and as they were reading it said it like rend-divius. I did not get to witness this morsel but my mom literally just gave them the mom look and promptly told me about it. smh. I will never let them live that moment down ever!
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I'm your white knight!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Bay Area
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 30,408
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I hate when I walk into random rooms for NO REASON
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Cooler than your daddy.
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dallas, TX
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Someone just tried to argue with me that Ryan Reynolds was a better actor than Ryan Gosling. I just want to cry.
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“It feels good to be sent some good stuff — I love to act and I love to challenge myself and all these scripts are very different.
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SHH! Global Moderator
SHH! Global Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ohio
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....lol
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 30,408
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Et tu, Elijah?
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“It feels good to be sent some good stuff — I love to act and I love to challenge myself and all these scripts are very different.
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Byfar The Most Evil Thing
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Merry old land of Aust.
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If you liked it then you should have put the one ring on it...
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[/JOKE] 16,18, not much difference mentally or physically. It's a number over there. Here however it's the difference between mid life crisis with hot chicks with daddy issues and pound me in the ass prison. - Anubis More Anubis' greatest hits: "Families are Gods way of teaching us to get along with people we don't particularly like." |
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 30,408
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Hound55!
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“It feels good to be sent some good stuff — I love to act and I love to challenge myself and all these scripts are very different.
I’m getting offered a lot of porn these days which is fantastic.” -- Idris Elba |
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Fountainhead of culture.
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Peter North's Southern Headquarters
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Maybe they just confused the word actor with abs.
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,284
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Reading that makes me want to find that person and repeatedly stamp on their head.
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 30,408
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But...
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“It feels good to be sent some good stuff — I love to act and I love to challenge myself and all these scripts are very different.
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oakland's finest
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: all in yo grill!
Posts: 11,230
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thats funny
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Not in a million years
Join Date: Oct 2010
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I hate the itch in my beard (I won't shave it)
And when I'm told to trim it I get bugged and refuse to see the dentist of old ages
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Slightly Used User.
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Being hungry and have your no good roommate bring home Taco Bell but nothing for me. Bastard.
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GO HAM WOR FAIR
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 4,822
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I'm hating how I haven't been getting my paychecks on time from my new job. I should have about seven or eight hundred more dollars right now.
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago
Posts: 11,215
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Apparently someone hasn't had the Dorrito Taco...
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-"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious s***" |
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I'm laughing internally
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Northwest Indiana
Posts: 53,664
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Live mas, indeed.
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It's better to be seen than viewed. ----------- Who the **** makes a movie and while planning it is like, "you know what this needs...is some Greg Kinnear." |
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Omniposcient
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Look behind you...
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Funny though, right after I learned that, I started getting my paychecks on time.
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Agent of S.E.X.Y.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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At comic conventions I don't like dudes wearing flip flops as I'm ducked down sifting through longboxes and you've got your gargoyle crusty feet next to me.
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"Why is daddy on a magazine with a black thing covering his peepee?" |
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GO HAM WOR FAIR
Join Date: May 2008
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I'm cheap as hell so I'd rather just make some Doritos nachos at home and eat from that all day like a dirtbag.
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TEOL
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago
Posts: 11,215
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-Spicy Doritos -Hot chilly(no beans) -queso dip -jalapenos -sour cream -a little bit of shredded lettuce -a tiny bit of diced up tomatoes
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-"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious s***" |
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I'm laughing internally
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Northwest Indiana
Posts: 53,664
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That is pretty much my hate.
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It's better to be seen than viewed. ----------- Who the **** makes a movie and while planning it is like, "you know what this needs...is some Greg Kinnear." |
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Old, cigar chompin' grump
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: The pit of J Jonah Jameson's stomach.
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The worst is dudes who wear socks under their flip-flops. What a douchy, hipster trend.
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I'm laughing internally
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Northwest Indiana
Posts: 53,664
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I get if you're just at home chilling, but a man wearing flip flops out somewhere that's not a beach....I can't respect you.
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It's better to be seen than viewed. ----------- Who the **** makes a movie and while planning it is like, "you know what this needs...is some Greg Kinnear." |
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