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He's a Freak!
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Justin Bieber Beats Up Paparazzi; Sent Him To Hospital
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bie...050432260.html
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He Who Lurks...
Join Date: Aug 2008
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My God! Roughed up by Bieber?! Does this guy have like, that Sam Jackson in Unbreakable bone disease or what?
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Side-Kick
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I'm guessing the paparazzi guy got some of his friends to beat him up, then claim it was Beiber in order to get a story. Because really, does Bieber look like he could beat anyone up?
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are those girl's socks he's wearing? or is that a new fashion for guys??
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He's a Freak!
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Or maybe he's exaggerating for the evental law suit. But is that worth "admitting" that you got beat up by Justin Bieber.
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In related news, I've just been beaten up by Elle Fanning.
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I'm laughing internally
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Never underestimate the little guy, man. We all should know this.
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He's a Freak!
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Even if he's Canadian?
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100 points to Gryffindor
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did he break a nail?
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I got nothin'
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My parents were murdered by Taylor Swift
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more believable i think she is taller than bieber
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Chicka Chick-ahhhh
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Once again, are paparazzi told not to fight back if they get into it with a celeb?
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Exactly
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not sure I understand how his pants work, are they sweat pants? reverse flared, tight at the ankles? MC Hammer pants?
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Any story in which a Paparazzi gets beat up, is a good story. Even if it involves Gomez and her girlfriend.
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If you've ever been in a fight you learn to not underestimate your opponent. Appearance means jack s*** in a fight. It's what you can do that matters.
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[insert witty comment]
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The paparazzi guy must not have fought back because there is no way that someone that looks as feminine as Bieber & is 5'5 120lbs could beat anyones ass..
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Wooo! Go Justin, you just entered my cool list, even if the paps is probably lying.
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I'm your white knight!
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What kind of pussy gets beat up by this douche bag.
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Chicka Chick-ahhhh
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Apparently a guy with a camera who can't fight.
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Okay, Bieber, you're cool.
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I'm your white knight!
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Yeah lol. Kind of sad though.
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I'm laughing internally
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See, the guys that you always make fun of being kind of sissy are the ones that often end up kicking the most ass when it comes down to an actual confrontation.
Well, that's kind of a lie, but it has happened.
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Side-Kick
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shia vs bieber cage match!!!
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I AM the Hype
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shut the hell up Terry! just kidding But in all seriousness, Bieber isn't ****. He's a no talent pretty-boy who skates by on his looks and the people just eat it up. I could *****slap the bejesus out of him in front of his girlfriend, and I'm a scrawny fantasy author. I absolutely detest people who use superficiality to manipulate the masses and will gladly take out him and the other members of the Axis of Douches (namely Drake and Lautner). [/rant] |
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Oh gosh sorry, but this really made me laugh
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