I have a feeling that I will get eaten by shark this summer - Page 2

terry78 · 06-14-2012, 08:28 AM

If you do, make sure the shark calls you the next morning.

SuperFerret · 06-14-2012, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortalfire

Great whites aren't going to be around Cape Cod. The water is too cold.

It's moment like this that makes it a shame that Carcharodon is banned.

Great Whites are a cold water species. They've got a wonderful adaption that essentially makes them a warm-blooded fish.

THE MR. TERRIFIC · 06-14-2012, 08:39 AM

Pool

The Guard · 06-14-2012, 08:46 AM

Quote:

See a therapist who can do CBT

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!

...I understood that reference.

musclesforsupes · 06-14-2012, 09:06 AM

Sadly your in trouble now if a shark gets you

Especially this one

El Payaso · 06-14-2012, 10:30 AM

Serious imminent danger:

Solution:

Except if you're an ape.

Midnyte_Sun · 06-14-2012, 11:11 AM

Carry around some shark repellant with you. Those actually work.

knowsbleed · 06-14-2012, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFerret

It's moment like this that makes it a shame that Carcharodon is banned.

Agreed. I was just thinking the same thing.

actionavenue · 06-15-2012, 05:06 AM

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braincrusher · 06-15-2012, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Payaso

Serious imminent danger:

That is not a real shark

SuperFerret · 06-15-2012, 07:54 AM

But it is a real Batman.

G.Godfrey · 06-15-2012, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by braincrusher

I swim a lot at beaches. I love it. But this summer i am very concerned, more than normal about great whites. They are everywhere it seems! What do? Do i give up my passion because of this fear or keep swimming? Cape cod by the way

Either find a safe place with no sharks for swimming or a pool, or give up your passion. Sharks are very dangerous. If they eat you, you cannot live in their stomach, like in whales. So you have no chance of a rescue and also in this situation nobody will write a book about you. Also, Sharks are very scary to look at you know, up close. Also, these days, chances of being eaten by a shark are very high! And if you are very very lucky, you can get away with only a bite! But beware! It is not like a mosquite bite. You will lose a limb. So my sudgestion is, look after your life and don't play with destiny. Because you know what they say, everyone has a shark just around the corner, waiting to feast!!!

The Guard · 06-15-2012, 09:11 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EM95uy8kzs

Dr. · 06-15-2012, 09:48 AM

Part of the fear comes from the unknown/hidden that exists below the surface. So… take up scuba diving. You’ll still get eaten - but at least you'll see it coming.

MrWayne · 06-16-2012, 09:31 PM

If you cover yourself in blood that will more than likely keep them away. You should be good.

El Payaso · 06-16-2012, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by braincrusher

That is not a real shark

It's called re-creation, man. I won't kill someone just to illustrate a point.

KevanG · 06-17-2012, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Payaso

It's called re-creation, man. I won't kill someone just to illustrate a point.

You're no fun

It's like my daddy always said

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

SaF · 06-17-2012, 06:18 PM

man I wish I was working off new england still! I would love to see a great white, spent 4 months out at sea in cape cod/up by boston on stellwagen bank surveying the whales/dolphins/sharks. Never did see any sharks, basking or otherwise...

seriously, you'll be fine. Even in areas where great whites are common, the probability you'll get munched is tiny. I have mates that live in australia and south africa that go surfing/diving/swimming in areas where attacks, not just sightings, occur and they're fine =)

just don't freak yourself out about it, or you'll be scared in the water and not enjoy it, and then what's the point of going in at all?

chaseter · 06-17-2012, 06:32 PM

VictorCreed · 06-17-2012, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE MR. TERRIFIC

Pool

Mr. Wooden Alligator · 06-17-2012, 07:35 PM

Carry a scuba knife with you. If you see a shark coming, nick the person next to you and swim in the opposite direction.

**C. Lee** · 06-17-2012, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by braincrusher

I swim a lot at beaches. I love it. But this summer i am very concerned, more than normal about great whites. They are everywhere it seems! What do? Do i give up my passion because of this fear or keep swimming? Cape cod by the way

If you see a shark headed towards you....tell it what kind of electric heat you have at your house.....it will leave you alone and never come back.

VictorCreed · 06-17-2012, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C. Lee

If you see a shark headed towards you....tell it what kind of electric heat you have at your house.....it will leave you alone and never come back.

Only if it's a mediocre looking female shark.

MrWayne · 06-17-2012, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VictorCreed

Only if it's a mediocre looking female shark.

6.5 and lower.

Donut · 06-17-2012, 08:58 PM

Be sure to get Samuel L. Jackson around you. That way in real life. He can survive some sharks & you die in his place

06-14-2012, 08:28 AM	#26
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06-14-2012, 08:39 AM	#28
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06-14-2012, 09:06 AM	#30
musclesforsupes Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Eternia or Etheria sometimes Posts: 7,092	Re: Have a feeling i will get eat by shark this summer Sadly your in trouble now if a shark gets you Especially this one __________________ musclesforsupes is kinda of like the batman/superman franchise...He keeps getting rebooted every few months and years to post something on here.

06-14-2012, 10:30 AM	#31
El Payaso Banned User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Rubbing your rhubarb. Posts: 15,263	Re: Have a feeling i will get eat by shark this summer Serious imminent danger: Solution: Except if you're an ape.

06-14-2012, 11:11 AM	#32
Midnyte_Sun Medianoche de Sol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: USA Posts: 4,753	Re: Have a feeling i will get eat by shark this summer Carry around some shark repellant with you. Those actually work.

06-15-2012, 05:06 AM	#34
actionavenue Action Avenue Art Studio Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Midwest Posts: 204	Re: Have a feeling i will get eat by shark this summer Sharks! Just one of many reasons that I've located my secret lair in a land-locked state. __________________________________________________ _________________ Check out my zombie blog http://freakindeadjed.blogspot.com. View my sci-fi artwork http://zazzle.com/actionave.

06-15-2012, 07:54 AM	#36
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06-15-2012, 09:11 AM	#38
The Guard Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 23,119	Re: Have a feeling i will get eat by shark this summer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EM95uy8kzs __________________ Writer and Lyricist of GOTHAM'S KNIGHT: THE BATMAN MUSICAL And if I'm right The future's looking bright A symbol in the skies at night

06-15-2012, 09:48 AM	#39
Dr. Scorpion-Kick Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,473	Re: Have a feeling i will get eat by shark this summer Part of the fear comes from the unknown/hidden that exists below the surface. So… take up scuba diving. You’ll still get eaten - but at least you'll see it coming.

06-16-2012, 09:31 PM	#40
MrWayne Risen... Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,114	Re: Have a feeling i will get eat by shark this summer If you cover yourself in blood that will more than likely keep them away. You should be good. __________________ "One swerve of the tongue can pierce you like a sword through the lung..."

06-17-2012, 06:18 PM	#43
SaF Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Scotland Posts: 132	Re: I have a feeling that I will get eaten by shark this summer man I wish I was working off new england still! I would love to see a great white, spent 4 months out at sea in cape cod/up by boston on stellwagen bank surveying the whales/dolphins/sharks. Never did see any sharks, basking or otherwise... seriously, you'll be fine. Even in areas where great whites are common, the probability you'll get munched is tiny. I have mates that live in australia and south africa that go surfing/diving/swimming in areas where attacks, not just sightings, occur and they're fine =) just don't freak yourself out about it, or you'll be scared in the water and not enjoy it, and then what's the point of going in at all?

06-17-2012, 06:32 PM	#44
chaseter Bland User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 41,456	Re: I have a feeling that I will get eaten by shark this summer __________________ Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies.

06-17-2012, 07:35 PM	#46
Mr. Wooden Alligator The White Wolf Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,812	Re: I have a feeling that I will get eaten by shark this summer Carry a scuba knife with you. If you see a shark coming, nick the person next to you and swim in the opposite direction. __________________ Don't let the death of the three horses be in vain-see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

06-17-2012, 08:58 PM	#50
Donut Side-Kick Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 10,581	Re: I have a feeling that I will get eaten by shark this summer Be sure to get Samuel L. Jackson around you. That way in real life. He can survive some sharks & you die in his place

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