The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 - Page 11

ultimatefan · 09-03-2012, 02:05 PM

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

dnno1 · 09-03-2012, 03:11 PM

Superman: "So let me get this straight. Iron Man is a superhero and Iron Woman is a command?"

ultimatefan · 09-03-2012, 03:19 PM

The pic won´t show, Dnno1.

Enriquespy · 09-03-2012, 03:46 PM

And "woman iron man" is a cruel assasination order.

dnno1 · 09-03-2012, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

The pic won´t show, Dnno1.

Had to use a different pic. Sorry.

Panthro · 09-03-2012, 09:31 PM

IRON MAN: "So you and Wonder Woman eh?"
SUPERMAN: "Yep."
IRON MAN: "Can I have Lois Lane then?"
SUPERMAN: "No."

LibidoLoca · 09-03-2012, 09:44 PM

BRUCE: I have an ADA who was a childhood friend you can take...

ultimatefan · 09-04-2012, 09:49 AM

Cppç stiuff, love the Tudors one.

ultimatefan · 09-04-2012, 09:49 AM

SUPERMAN: So, we´ll be competing at the BO next year!
IRON MAN: "Competing" is a strong word. I have a well-established franchise and just appeared in a billion-dollar-plus movie, you´re doing a desperate second attempt at a reboot after the first one disappointed the fans.
SUPERMAN: Damn Tony, you get really nasty when you drink.
TONY: I´m sober.
SUPERMAN: Go to hell.

ultimatefan · 09-04-2012, 10:08 AM

KIDDER LOIS: Hey, I´m still your favorite Lois, aren´t I?

REEVE SUPERMAN: Of course, honey, you´re irreplaceable, the definitive-

ADAMS LOIS: Hey Smallville, wanna "spellcheck my article"?

KIDDER LOIS: Clark? Clark!

REEVE SUPERMAN: Huh, nothing, nothing. See, would you mind if this time, instead of turning back time to save your ass, I actually fast-forward it to 2013?

KIDDER LOIS: WHAT THE F****?!

Panthro · 09-04-2012, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

KIDDER LOIS: Hey, I´m still your favorite Lois, aren´t I?

REEVE SUPERMAN: Of course, honey, you´re irreplaceable, the definitive-

ADAMS LOIS: Hey Smallville, wanna "spellcheck my article"?

KIDDER LOIS: Clark? Clark!

REEVE SUPERMAN: Huh, nothing, nothing. See, would you mind if this time, instead of turning back time to save your ass, I actually fast-forward it to 2013?

KIDDER LOIS: WHAT THE F****?!

As much as I'd love to use the many laughing emoticons there's probably not enough room so I'll just go: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mindreaper21 · 09-04-2012, 09:54 PM

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

This has to be one of THE greatest post on this thread

Panthro · 09-04-2012, 10:37 PM

IRON MAN: "So you were on the Tudors for a while?"
SUPERMAN: "...."

ultimatefan · 09-05-2012, 07:59 AM

Thanks guys I try. Gotta love the Tudors references.

dnno1 · 09-05-2012, 08:04 AM

Superman: "So, you spend lots of money to never go out at night, not get laid for six months, and go to sleep at 7 PM at night so that you can call yourself something that no one else wants to do?"
Iron Man: "No, that's some loser training to be an ironman. I am Iron Man. There's a slight difference."
Superman: "At first I thought that was a song."

dnno1 · 09-05-2012, 08:42 AM

Superman: "So, deal?"
Iron Man: "No."
Superman: "Aww. c'mon. It's for a good friend."
Iron Man: "No!"
Superman: "Is there anything that would make you change your mind."
Iron Man: "The Powers That Be will not negotiate such a deal. No amount of money can change that. Besides, she's cuter."

Superman: "I couldn't seal the deal. You can't use your name in public. It still belongs to Marvel."

Captan Marvel: "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Panthro · 09-05-2012, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dnno1

Superman: "So, deal?"
Iron Man: "No."
Superman: "Aww. c'mon. It's for a good friend."
Iron Man: "No!"
Superman: "Is there anything that would make you change your mind."
Iron Man: "The Powers That Be will not negotiate such a deal. No amount of money can change that. Besides, she's cuter."

Superman: "I couldn't seal the deal. You can't use your name in public. It still belongs to Marvel."

Captan Marvel: "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"

All these captions are but this one gets the

Panthro · 09-05-2012, 12:22 PM

IRON MAN: "My Captain Marvel is hotter than your Captain Marvel."
SUPERMAN: "Your Captain Marvel has schizophrenic hair."
IRON MAN: "That was uncalled for."

Enriquespy · 09-05-2012, 03:23 PM

Here we see Lois initial reaction upon finding the "Goatse" image that Clark sneaked in her vintage viewmaster.

She punished him by refusing to "iron" his "man steel" that night.

ultimatefan · 09-05-2012, 03:46 PM

Great stuff, especially the Captain Marvel name one.

ultimatefan · 09-05-2012, 03:53 PM

HOLLYWOOD TRIVIA: A little known fact is that Margot Kidder´s famous nervous breakdown started to build up right here, after she read the "memory-erasing kiss" scene from the Superman II script.

Panthro · 09-05-2012, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

HOLLYWOOD TRIVIA: A little known fact is that Margot Kidder´s famous nervous breakdown started to build up right here, after she read the "memory-erasing kiss" scene from the Superman II script.

ouch

ultimatefan · 09-06-2012, 05:06 PM

SUPERMAN: Dammit, people keep complaining that I´m too unrealistic, that Im´t too wholesome, my origin is too fantastic, my superpowers are too implausible--

HATCHER: That´s nothing, you should see when people find out I had the most successful career of all the Lois Lanes!

LibidoLoca · 09-06-2012, 05:20 PM

dnno1 · 09-06-2012, 08:06 PM

Superman: "You seen my latest girlfriend"
Thor: "You with another woman? I thought thou wouldn'st ever leave youn Lois Lane."
Superman: "What to see a picture of her?"
Thor: "Certainly."

Thor: "What a goddes! Me dost think she has held my hammer before."

Superman:*Bam!*

Thor: "Okay, okay, I was lying!"

09-03-2012, 02:05 PM	#251
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Thanks and hehehehehehehe __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-03-2012, 03:11 PM	#252
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 11,182	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Superman: "So let me get this straight. Iron Man is a superhero and Iron Woman is a command?" __________________ Dno Last edited by dnno1; 09-03-2012 at 08:30 PM.

09-03-2012, 03:19 PM	#253
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 The pic won´t show, Dnno1. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-03-2012, 03:46 PM	#254
Enriquespy Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Queretaro Posts: 1,683	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 And "woman iron man" is a cruel assasination order. __________________ "Evening, Commmmmmmmmmmmmmmissionerrrrrrrr"

09-03-2012, 09:31 PM	#256
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,961	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 IRON MAN: "So you and Wonder Woman eh?" SUPERMAN: "Yep." IRON MAN: "Can I have Lois Lane then?" SUPERMAN: "No." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-03-2012, 09:44 PM	#257
LibidoLoca Sensually Delicious Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,901	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 BRUCE: I have an ADA who was a childhood friend you can take... __________________ CHRISTOPHER NOLAN \| ZACK SNYDER \| NICOLAS REFN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES \| MAN OF STEEL \| WONDER WOMAN *T*

09-04-2012, 09:49 AM	#258
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Cppç stiuff, love the Tudors one. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-04-2012, 09:49 AM	#259
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 SUPERMAN: So, we´ll be competing at the BO next year! IRON MAN: "Competing" is a strong word. I have a well-established franchise and just appeared in a billion-dollar-plus movie, you´re doing a desperate second attempt at a reboot after the first one disappointed the fans. SUPERMAN: Damn Tony, you get really nasty when you drink. TONY: I´m sober. SUPERMAN: Go to hell. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-04-2012, 10:08 AM	#260
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 KIDDER LOIS: Hey, I´m still your favorite Lois, aren´t I? REEVE SUPERMAN: Of course, honey, you´re irreplaceable, the definitive- ADAMS LOIS: Hey Smallville, wanna "spellcheck my article"? KIDDER LOIS: Clark? Clark! REEVE SUPERMAN: Huh, nothing, nothing. See, would you mind if this time, instead of turning back time to save your ass, I actually fast-forward it to 2013? KIDDER LOIS: WHAT THE F****?! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-04-2012, 10:37 PM	#263
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,961	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 IRON MAN: "So you were on the Tudors for a while?" SUPERMAN: "...." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-05-2012, 07:59 AM	#264
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Thanks guys I try. Gotta love the Tudors references. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-05-2012, 08:04 AM	#265
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 11,182	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Superman: "So, you spend lots of money to never go out at night, not get laid for six months, and go to sleep at 7 PM at night so that you can call yourself something that no one else wants to do?" Iron Man: "No, that's some loser training to be an ironman. I am Iron Man. There's a slight difference." Superman: "At first I thought that was a song." __________________ Dno Last edited by dnno1; 09-05-2012 at 08:28 AM.

09-05-2012, 08:42 AM	#266
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 11,182	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Superman: "So, deal?" Iron Man: "No." Superman: "Aww. c'mon. It's for a good friend." Iron Man: "No!" Superman: "Is there anything that would make you change your mind." Iron Man: "The Powers That Be will not negotiate such a deal. No amount of money can change that. Besides, she's cuter." Superman: "I couldn't seal the deal. You can't use your name in public. It still belongs to Marvel." Captan Marvel: "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" __________________ Dno Last edited by dnno1; 09-05-2012 at 12:06 PM.

09-05-2012, 12:22 PM	#268
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,961	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 IRON MAN: "My Captain Marvel is hotter than your Captain Marvel." SUPERMAN: "Your Captain Marvel has schizophrenic hair." IRON MAN: "That was uncalled for." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-05-2012, 03:23 PM	#269
Enriquespy Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Queretaro Posts: 1,683	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Here we see Lois initial reaction upon finding the "Goatse" image that Clark sneaked in her vintage viewmaster. She punished him by refusing to "iron" his "man steel" that night. __________________ "Evening, Commmmmmmmmmmmmmmissionerrrrrrrr"

09-05-2012, 03:46 PM	#270
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff, especially the Captain Marvel name one. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-05-2012, 03:53 PM	#271
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 HOLLYWOOD TRIVIA: A little known fact is that Margot Kidder´s famous nervous breakdown started to build up right here, after she read the "memory-erasing kiss" scene from the Superman II script. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-06-2012, 05:06 PM	#273
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 SUPERMAN: Dammit, people keep complaining that I´m too unrealistic, that Im´t too wholesome, my origin is too fantastic, my superpowers are too implausible-- HATCHER: That´s nothing, you should see when people find out I had the most successful career of all the Lois Lanes! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. Last edited by ultimatefan; 09-06-2012 at 05:09 PM.

09-06-2012, 05:20 PM	#274
LibidoLoca Sensually Delicious Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,901	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 __________________ CHRISTOPHER NOLAN \| ZACK SNYDER \| NICOLAS REFN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES \| MAN OF STEEL \| WONDER WOMAN *T*

09-06-2012, 08:06 PM	#275
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 11,182	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Superman: "You seen my latest girlfriend" Thor: "You with another woman? I thought thou wouldn'st ever leave youn Lois Lane." Superman: "What to see a picture of her?" Thor: "Certainly." Thor: "What a goddes! Me dost think she has held my hammer before." Superman:Bam! Thor: "Okay, okay, I was lying!" __________________ Dno

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