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Old 09-06-2012, 08:55 PM   #276
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Funny stuff guys





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Old 09-06-2012, 09:06 PM   #277
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SUPERMAN: Hey Courtney did anyone ever tell you, you would have made a great Lois Lane when you were younger...



SUPERMAN: Wow, I think you have damaged my super hearing....


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Old 09-07-2012, 10:54 AM   #278
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Great stuff guys. I could see a younger Courtney Cox as WW.

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Old 09-07-2012, 10:55 AM   #279
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IRON MAN: You do know that flying without any kind of propelling system is impossible, right?
SUPERMAN: You do know that jets that can actually make a man fly need to be way bigger than that and consume so much fuel you need a huge jet pack that yet can barely fly for a minute, right?
IRON MAN: I... Dude, itīs a comic book, okay? Take a chill pill.

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Old 09-07-2012, 10:56 AM   #280
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HATCHER: Theyīre real... and they used to be spectacular, but cīmon guys, Iīm, like, 205 now, cut me some slack!

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Old 09-07-2012, 03:56 PM   #281
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HATCHER: Theyīre real... and they used to be spectacular, but cīmon guys, Iīm, like, 205 now, cut me some slack!
That was more mean than funny UF.

Courtney Cox as Lois Lane would have been awesome.


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MARTIAN MANHUNTER [singing]: "A Star, A Star..."



SUPERMAN: "Somewhere out there is the American Dream..."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "You mean beautiful barely dressed women, free casual lovemaking, drugs, rock and roll, instant gratification, economic turmoil and political strife?"
SUPERMAN: "I was gonna say white picket fences, freshly baked apple pies, fresh milk, and nice wholesome small towns where everyone knows everyone else, but I guess those other things work too..."

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Old 09-08-2012, 12:15 PM   #282
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It is a fine line sometimes, isnīt it? I love Teri Hatcher. Iīm just... evil, you know.

Love the American Dream one, BTW.


WONDER WOMAN: Wow, Iīm getting my own TV show! If itīs a hit and it runs for a long time, it may increase my chances of finally getting my feature film!



ROUTH SUPERMAN: Be careful, there can be a catch to it.



WELLING CLARK: Or even two.

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Old 09-08-2012, 01:30 PM   #283
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One thing is for sure: being a star reporter beats the crap out of being a desperate housewife!

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Old 09-08-2012, 05:36 PM   #284
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MARTIAN MANHUNTER: The curtains?

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Old 09-08-2012, 08:28 PM   #285
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Great stuff guys.


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Old 09-08-2012, 08:47 PM   #286
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Courtney Cox as Lois Lane would have been awesome.
FUN FACT: Courtney Cox was going to play Lois Lane in Tim Burton's Superman Lives.



SUPERMAN: Memory erasing kiss, I don't what you're talking about...

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Old 09-08-2012, 09:09 PM   #287
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FUN FACT: Courtney Cox was going to play Lois Lane in Tim Burton's Superman Lives.
GASP! You mean... Tim Burton was going to cast soemone other than Helena Bonham Carter?!

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Hehehe


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WONDER WOMAN: Pfft. Ametuer!

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Old 09-08-2012, 10:49 PM   #289
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LEX: "I'm gonna keep doing this until I wipe that smirk off your face!"


LEX: "Wax On Wax Off! Wax On Wax Off!"

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IRON MAN: You do know that flying without any kind of propelling system is impossible, right?
SUPERMAN: You do know that jets that can actually make a man fly need to be way bigger than that and consume so much fuel you need a huge jet pack that yet can barely fly for a minute, right?
IRON MAN: I... Dude, itīs a comic book, okay? Take a chill pill.
LMAO ... Great

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Old 09-10-2012, 02:17 AM   #291
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Silk Spectre: I guess you were right. It's catching.
Dr. Manhattan: That must have been one super kiss. It's influence has spilled out into the real world.

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Old 09-10-2012, 11:24 AM   #292
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Thanks MJ! Great stuff guys, especially the memory erasing kiss and wax ones.

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Old 09-10-2012, 11:26 AM   #293
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LOIS: What?! YOu told me that was our special kiss, that youīd never kiss anyone else like that!
SUPERMAN: Honey, thatīs not even the first time I kiss her like that!
LOIS: WHAT THE F***?!

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Old 09-10-2012, 02:35 PM   #294
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SUPERMAN: Thatīs right, itīs called Twilight and itīs one of the most popular novel and movie series in the world.

BATMAN: Now thatīs a mystery even I may be unable to solve...

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SUPERMAN: Look at this beautiful Earth sunset...
MM: Clark, Iīm from Mars! This is what the sky looked to me every f****ing day, all day long!
SUPERMAN: But hey, the ocean is pretty beautiful, isnīt it?
MM: Oh great, remind me that Mars at one point had oceans and now itīs a f****ing dry wasteland!
SUPERMAN: Jīonn, you really, really need to get laid.
MM: I know.

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Old 09-10-2012, 04:34 PM   #296
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Great stuff guys.





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I haven't head that line since the 80's.

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Old 09-11-2012, 11:44 AM   #298
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"Tapped that" is great, should have a comeback.



LOIS: Letīs face it, only a chick this yummy could get a top-bill reporter job when she canīt even tell two guys are just the same guy without glasses.

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WELLING: I'm Batman.

SMALLVILLE PRODUCERS: No, no, no. You're Superman!



WELLING: But I don't understand. I'm dressed all in black, i'm brooding about my dad's death, fighting crime in the shadows and I can't fly. How am I Superman?

SMALLVILLE PRODUCERS: It's call an interpretation! We're artists bro, we have creative license.



WELLING: ... making Superman just like Batman doesn't seem all that creative to me...

SMALLVILLE PRODUCERS: Quit complaining or we will stop writing kissing scenes between you and Erica!



WELLING: Well okay then!

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SUPERMAN: "Somewhere out there... a silly fanboy or fangirl is writing a silly internet rant about how Oscar winner Christian Bale should have been dubbed by Kevin Conroy for the Nolan Batman trilogy. Your mission is to find that fanboy or fangirl and scramble their brains like eggs. In exchange we'll give you a lifetime supply of Oreos."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Hell I'd do that for free, but I'll take the lifetime supply of Oreos anyway. Plus milk."

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