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Old 10-11-2012, 04:38 PM   #351
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LOIS: Hey honey, I just got us tickets for tonightīs screening of Sex And The City 2, isnīt that great?


REEVE SUPERMAN: Uh, of course, honey, thatīs wonderful... would you excuse me a sec?





LOIS: Can you believe that? Somebody showed up and bought all the remaining tickets ahead of me!



SUPERMAN: Oh, thatīs too bad, sweetheart, I was really looking forward to...



LOIS: Oh donīt worry, I got tickets for the next screening! Itīs gonna be so much better cuz there will be more girls to talk about the movie afterwards!



SUPERMAN: Aw crap, here we go again...

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Old 10-12-2012, 01:34 PM   #352
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:33 PM   #353
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Funny stuff UF



CLARK: "They'll never find Luthor's body out here, muwahahahah..."

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Old 10-12-2012, 06:24 PM   #354
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SUPERMAN: "Bruce... where are we?"
BATMAN: "I think we're in the Marvel universe after the Hulk did that gang-something whatever it is dance."

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Old 10-12-2012, 09:31 PM   #355
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NARRATOR: This is Superman and Wonder Woman -



NARRATOR: This is Superman & Wonder Woman on drugs -



NARRATOR: Any questions?

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Old 10-12-2012, 09:33 PM   #356
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SUPERMAN: "Wow, Bane really did a number on your city."
BATMAN: "My God... look what he did to the strip joints! How's Selina supposed to earn an honest living without the strip joints?!"
SUPERMAN: "...."

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Old 10-16-2012, 12:08 PM   #357
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Superman: "So. Still seeing Selina?"

Batman: "Yup. Still seeing Lois?"

Superman: "Yup."

Batman: "Tag Team on Wed night?"

Superman: "Yup."

Batman: "Sweet."

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Old 10-16-2012, 08:26 PM   #358
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LOIS: "Honey c'mon, you're missing the series finale of Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes!"

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Old 10-17-2012, 04:37 PM   #359
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Great stuff guys.

BATMAN: Clark, why are you looking so sleepy?

SUPERMAN: Lois now watches Stephen Amell take his shirt off every night and... I donīt really wanna talk about it.

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Old 10-17-2012, 04:47 PM   #360
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Great stuff guys.

BATMAN: Clark, why are you looking so sleepy?

SUPERMAN: Lois now watches Stephen Amell take his shirt off every night and... I donīt really wanna talk about it.
Hehehehe


SUPERMAN: "Hey, check it out, Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan are cat-fighting."
BATMAN: "Maybe in 2004 it would have been fun to watch, but not now."

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Old 10-17-2012, 04:54 PM   #361
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LOIS: Hey honey, I just got us tickets for tonightīs screening of Sex And The City 2, isnīt that great?


REEVE SUPERMAN: Uh, of course, honey, thatīs wonderful... would you excuse me a sec?





LOIS: Can you believe that? Somebody showed up and bought all the remaining tickets ahead of me!



SUPERMAN: Oh, thatīs too bad, sweetheart, I was really looking forward to...



LOIS: Oh donīt worry, I got tickets for the next screening! Itīs gonna be so much better cuz there will be more girls to talk about the movie afterwards!



SUPERMAN: Aw crap, here we go again...
Ha ha fantastic!

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Old 10-17-2012, 10:12 PM   #362
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SUPERMAN [singing]: "Do you see what I see?"
BATMAN [singing]: "A Star, A Star..."

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Old 10-18-2012, 12:24 PM   #363
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Thanks guys, great stuff too.



SUPERMAN: Will I ever get a huge, sucessful trilogy too?

BATMAN: I dunno Clark. You had kind of a "One And a Halfology", so I guess thatīs halfway there.

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Old 10-18-2012, 12:26 PM   #364
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LOIS: Cīmon honey! I finally learned to properly spell our safety word!

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Funny stuff UF


SUPERMAN: "Wonder Woman likes to play rough."
BATMAN: "I can see that."

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Old 10-19-2012, 12:59 PM   #366
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hehehehhehe



SUPERMAN: So, Bruce, youīve conquered basically every media available in the world. What else is left?
BATMAN: Well, if Spider-Man can have a Broadway musical, so can I.
SUPERMAN: You know, I had an experience in that area. Wouldnīt reccommend it.

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LOIS: Honey! My period is late again!







LOIS: Thanks! I always mix up my pillsīschedule!

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SUPERMAN: "Now that I'm in a Marvel universe, I can do something I've always dreamed of... wrestle the She-Hulk."

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SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I'm bored. How about turning on some good ole country music?"

BATMAN: "I'd rather have Bane break my back again."

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Funny stuff guys



ZEUS: "Theseus, the Titans Are Coming!"


REEVE: "Wrong Superman, Zeus. You want the Superman who was on the Tudors."

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SUPERMAN: "Now that I'm in a Marvel universe, I can do something I've always dreamed of...
IRON MAN: "What's that?"

...Later:


SUPERMAN: "Now tell me my shorts look gay!"

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SUPERMAN: "Now that I'm in a Marvel universe, I can do something I've always dreamed of...
IRON MAN: "What's that?"

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SUPERMAN: "Now that I'm in a Marvel universe, I can do something I've always dreamed of...
IRON MAN: "What's that?"

...Later:


SUPERMAN: "Now tell me my shorts look gay!"
Bwahahahahaha



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hehehehehe

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