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Old 04-18-2013, 12:27 PM   #576
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Zod : "..... and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU....

.... thanks folks. That one was for Jor-El's mom."

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Old 04-18-2013, 01:21 PM   #577
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Supes: Once again, I have never met this weirdo in my li-...

Joker: We're childhood friends...

Supes: ..no we're n...

Joker: Our parents play Yahtzee....

Supes: ...hey...!

Joker: I saved his dog...

Supes: ...dude, you want a permanent limp...?

Joker: We bathe together....

Supes: ...dude STOP...enou-...!!

Joker: I love you, I ever tell you that...?

Supes: ...shut...UPPP...!!!

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Old 04-18-2013, 01:48 PM   #578
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Zod : "..... and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU....

.... thanks folks. That one was for Jor-El's mom."
Epic lol

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Old 04-18-2013, 01:51 PM   #579
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Old 04-18-2013, 02:02 PM   #580
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Jor-El: And know this, General, know this....the people will never give i to tyranny, and greed...the people are free...they will always bee free...and they will always fight for.....





Zod: <.....yyyYYYAAAAAWWWWNNNNnnnn.....!>





Jor-El: ......douchebag......

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Old 04-18-2013, 02:12 PM   #581
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"Oh yeah? Well I've got a magic floating hand.....check it out....





"...now WHO WANTS SOME...?!!"

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Old 04-18-2013, 03:14 PM   #582
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ZACHHH!!!!!!!



ZAACCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I love it when they fight over me....

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Old 04-18-2013, 03:47 PM   #583
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Great stuff guys


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Old 04-18-2013, 04:06 PM   #584
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Coming soon...

ZERO DARK THIRTY 2

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"What?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE REMAKING POINT BREAK?!! HAVE THEY LOST THEIR F**KING MINDS?!!!"

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Jor-El: Zod, you have been sentenced to the Phantom Zone. What you did was very, very--





Zod: WROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!





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Batman: I have an army of cops. And I'm Batman.


: I have an actual army. With tanks. And cannons. And I'm Superman.



Batman: ....**** you, Clark.

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BATMAN: "So what's the deal with Namor the Sub-Mariner? Can he go on land or is he restricted just to water?"
SUPERMAN: "No I've seen him go on land a couple of times."

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Supes: Ooookey-dokey...now what we're not going to do is use that kind of language in front of the lady any more, are we? Nooooo we're not...we're going to be niiiice and caaaalm and poliiiiite and answer the questions like a goooood little boy....who'll be able to eat solid food and walk normally from noooow on.

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Old 04-18-2013, 09:31 PM   #590
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Lmao

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Supes: Ooookey-dokey...now what we're not going to do is use that kind of language in front of the lady any more, are we? Nooooo we're not...we're going to be niiiice and caaaalm and poliiiiite and answer the questions like a goooood little boy....who'll be able to eat solid food and walk normally from noooow on.
Hah, gotta love Superman threatening the Joker in such a passive aggressive manner.

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Batman: Where is she....?

Joker: ....heh-heh.......




Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!! WHEERRRREE...?!!!

*POW*



Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!!

Joker: Hahahaha...you have NOTHING...to threaten me with...AAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAaaaaaa....!!!!!


<batman pushes his comlink and makes a call>

Batman: Yeah it's me...I could use a hand.....


<minutes later>



Superman: Where is sh...

Joker: She's at 114 East Water Street, third floor apartment 3F, don't use the front door it's booby trapped but the combination to diffuse the bomb is 4-4-7, knock on the back door ask for Horatio and he'll bring you up, the alarm password is 'paperclip' and there's some rigatoni in the fridge.

Superman: Thank you.

Joker: You're welcome.

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Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!! WHEERRRREE...?!!!

*POW*



Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!!

Joker: Hahahaha...you have NOTHING...to threaten me with...AAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAaaaaaa....!!!!!


<batman pushes his comlink and makes a call>

Batman: Yeah it's me...I could use a hand.....


<minutes later>



Superman: Where is sh...

Joker: She's at 114 East Water Street, third floor apartment 3F, don't use the front door it's booby trapped but the combination to diffuse the bomb is 4-4-7, knock on the back door ask for Horatio and he'll bring you up, the alarm password is 'paperclip' and there's some rigatoni in the fridge.

Superman: Thank you.

Joker: You're welcome.

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Batman: Where is she....?

Joker: ....heh-heh.......




Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!! WHEERRRREE...?!!!

*POW*



Batman: WHEERRRREE IS SHEEEEE...!!!!

Joker: Hahahaha...you have NOTHING...to threaten me with...AAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAaaaaaa....!!!!!


<batman pushes his comlink and makes a call>

Batman: Yeah it's me...I could use a hand.....


<minutes later>



Lois: Where is sh...

Joker: She's at 114 East Water Street, third floor apartment 3F, don't use the front door it's booby trapped but the combination to diffuse the bomb is 4-4-7, knock on the back door ask for Horatio and he'll bring you up, the alarm password is 'paperclip' and there's some rigatoni in the fridge.

Superman: Thank you.

Joker: You're welcome.
Lmao

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LOL! First time I breezed through this thread. Can't stop laughing. You guys are GOOD!..

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Indeed, freaking brilliant stuff!

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Superman: Ma'am, please look past the psychotic make up, scars and slightly nauseating body odour... Little Timmy here is a model student and you'll love having him at your school

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Lois: So.......







Lois: ....have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?




Superman: Answer the nice lady, please.

Joker: No I have not.

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