The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 - Page 5

Superman Prime · 08-03-2012, 11:21 PM

CLARK: "All right, Lori, you think you can dump me and get away with it... let's see how you like stink bait."

(Silver Age reference)

Mindreaper21 · 08-04-2012, 02:06 AM

Superspock: No Mr. Fantastic, I haven't seen her anywhere...honestly.

Panthro · 08-04-2012, 09:15 AM

Great stuff guys.

Superman Lives · 08-05-2012, 12:19 PM

Can anyone give Superman a ride?

Oh c'mon.... seriously?

Hey! Flying is tough.

Superman Prime · 08-05-2012, 02:56 PM

CLARK: "Great Scott! They managed to find someone as attractive as I am to play Superman!"

LibidoLoca · 08-05-2012, 03:05 PM

Panthro · 08-05-2012, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superman Lives

Can anyone give Superman a ride?

Oh c'mon.... seriously?

Hey! Flying is tough.

Yours was funny too Prime

Panthro · 08-05-2012, 05:46 PM

LOBO: "Why can't I be in the movie?! You need a new sparring partner!"
SUPERMAN: "Zod beat you to the punch now go away!"

fanboiii · 08-05-2012, 07:18 PM

I remember reading about a Lobo movie in the works. It's a cool idea to have a solo villain movie and then a crossover movie, Lobo vs. Superman.

LibidoLoca · 08-05-2012, 07:50 PM

Is it just me or does Supes lower half look skinny in that pic.

KalMart · 08-05-2012, 07:53 PM

Is it me or is Lobo's left leg missing?

LibidoLoca · 08-05-2012, 08:02 PM

Panthro · 08-05-2012, 09:22 PM

SUPERMAN: "You just stay the Hell away from Amy Adams! She's mine do you hear?! MINE!!!"

ultimatefan · 08-06-2012, 10:18 AM

Great stuff all around.

CLARK: Whenever an American vessel leaves port, the crew sings this ancient sea chanty. Ah one, a two, a three, a four:

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

dnno1 · 08-06-2012, 03:55 PM

Bale/Bruce Wayne: All this work on the last three Batman Films have left me ematiated.

Routh/Superman: Join the club. Once you're done the magic is gone. It's time for someone else to take up the mantle.

Panthro · 08-06-2012, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Great stuff all around.

CLARK: Whenever an American vessel leaves port, the crew sings this ancient sea chanty. Ah one, a two, a three, a four:

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

Bwahahahaha

Panthro · 08-06-2012, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dnno1

Bale/Bruce Wayne: All this work on the last three Batman Films have left me ematiated.

Routh/Superman: Join the club. Once you're done the magic is gone. It's time for someone else to take up the mantle.

Hehehehe

BATMAN: "Hey Clark!"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah?"
BATMAN: "I just got done having a one night stand with Lois. No hard feelings right bro?"
[Superman sets Batman on fire with Heat Vision]
SUPERMAN: "None at all 'bro'."

X Knight · 08-06-2012, 09:17 PM

Tom Welling's reaction upon seeing the shirtless Cavill pics, showcasing the new Superman's rugged, manly physique.....

Welling: "DAMN!!"

X Knight · 08-06-2012, 09:19 PM

A man will go to great lengths to find the perfect pair of red underwear.......to the ends of the Earth if he has to.

Panthro · 08-06-2012, 10:19 PM

Funny stuff guys.

SUPERMAN: "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
BATMAN: "Oh God not this again..."

Panthro · 08-06-2012, 10:20 PM

SUPERMAN: "Ladies, look at your man. Now look at me. Back at your man. Back at me. And back to your man. Unfortunately, he's not me, but he can smell like me. Kryptonian Spice, the way a Kryptonian man should smell."

ultimatefan · 08-07-2012, 09:18 AM

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff, especially the red underwear and the ladies ones.

ultimatefan · 08-07-2012, 09:39 AM

CREW MEMBER ONE: Hah, look what a piece of junk!
CREW MEMBER TWO: What´s that boat fishing for? The sweet release of death?!

CLARK: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

CREW MEMBERS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

CLARK: Fish for this, douchebags.

Kal L · 08-07-2012, 12:48 PM

Welling: Hey Cavill! Some fans don't like your suit at all. Mine had all the classic elements!

Cavill: Well, at least I'm wearing a REAL suit not some CG crap or a red jacket, or some emo black trenchcoat.

Welling: DAMN!

Bruce_Begins · 08-07-2012, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X Knight

A man will go to great lengths to find the perfect pair of red underwear.......to the ends of the Earth if he has to.

08-03-2012, 11:21 PM	#101
Superman Prime I go by "Steve" as well. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Metropolis Posts: 7,401	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CLARK: "All right, Lori, you think you can dump me and get away with it... let's see how you like stink bait." (Silver Age reference)

08-04-2012, 02:06 AM	#102
Mindreaper21 Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 693	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Superspock: No Mr. Fantastic, I haven't seen her anywhere...honestly. __________________ ~Well well, so the shaved monkey has FAILED. How utterly utterly expected.~ ~MAI BIRDS ARE ANGREEEHHHH!!!~ ~boy - parents =BATMAN~

08-04-2012, 09:15 AM	#103
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff guys. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-05-2012, 12:19 PM	#104
Superman Lives Banned User Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 76	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Can anyone give Superman a ride? Oh c'mon.... seriously? Hey! Flying is tough.

08-05-2012, 02:56 PM	#105
Superman Prime I go by "Steve" as well. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Metropolis Posts: 7,401	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CLARK: "Great Scott! They managed to find someone as attractive as I am to play Superman!"

08-05-2012, 03:05 PM	#106
LibidoLoca Sensually Delicious Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,693	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 __________________ CHRISTOPHER NOLAN \| ZACK SNYDER \| NICOLAS REFN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES \| MAN OF STEEL \| WONDER WOMAN *T*

08-05-2012, 05:46 PM	#108
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 LOBO: "Why can't I be in the movie?! You need a new sparring partner!" SUPERMAN: "Zod beat you to the punch now go away!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-05-2012, 07:18 PM	#109
fanboiii something other Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 2,481	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 I remember reading about a Lobo movie in the works. It's a cool idea to have a solo villain movie and then a crossover movie, Lobo vs. Superman. __________________ What if a child dreamed of becoming something other than what society had intended? What if a child aspired to something greater?

08-05-2012, 07:50 PM	#110
LibidoLoca Sensually Delicious Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,693	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Is it just me or does Supes lower half look skinny in that pic. __________________ CHRISTOPHER NOLAN \| ZACK SNYDER \| NICOLAS REFN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES \| MAN OF STEEL \| WONDER WOMAN *T*

08-05-2012, 08:02 PM	#112
LibidoLoca Sensually Delicious Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,693	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 __________________ CHRISTOPHER NOLAN \| ZACK SNYDER \| NICOLAS REFN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES \| MAN OF STEEL \| WONDER WOMAN *T*

08-05-2012, 09:22 PM	#113
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 SUPERMAN: "You just stay the Hell away from Amy Adams! She's mine do you hear?! *MINE!!!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS*

08-06-2012, 10:18 AM	#114
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff all around. CLARK: Whenever an American vessel leaves port, the crew sings this ancient sea chanty. Ah one, a two, a three, a four: In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas. In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease. In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand. In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand. In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland. In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man. In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand. In the Navy, in the Navy. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-06-2012, 03:55 PM	#115
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,963	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Bale/Bruce Wayne: All this work on the last three Batman Films have left me ematiated. Routh/Superman: Join the club. Once you're done the magic is gone. It's time for someone else to take up the mantle. __________________ Dno

08-06-2012, 09:17 PM	#118
X Knight Straight Edge Knight Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,110	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Tom Welling's reaction upon seeing the shirtless Cavill pics, showcasing the new Superman's rugged, manly physique..... Welling: "DAMN!!" __________________ Straight Edge and Proud!! Original Hype User Name: Super-Bats

08-06-2012, 09:19 PM	#119
X Knight Straight Edge Knight Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,110	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 A man will go to great lengths to find the perfect pair of red underwear.......to the ends of the Earth if he has to. __________________ Straight Edge and Proud!! Original Hype User Name: Super-Bats

08-06-2012, 10:19 PM	#120
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Funny stuff guys. SUPERMAN: "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good." BATMAN: "Oh God not this again..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-06-2012, 10:20 PM	#121
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 SUPERMAN: "Ladies, look at your man. Now look at me. Back at your man. Back at me. And back to your man. Unfortunately, he's not me, but he can smell like me. Kryptonian Spice, the way a Kryptonian man should smell." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-07-2012, 09:18 AM	#122
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Thanks Panthro! Great stuff, especially the red underwear and the ladies ones. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-07-2012, 09:39 AM	#123
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CREW MEMBER ONE: Hah, look what a piece of junk! CREW MEMBER TWO: What´s that boat fishing for? The sweet release of death?! CLARK: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... CREW MEMBERS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU... CLARK: Fish for this, douchebags. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-07-2012, 12:48 PM	#124
Kal L Superman of Earth 2 Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 34	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Welling: Hey Cavill! Some fans don't like your suit at all. Mine had all the classic elements! Cavill: Well, at least I'm wearing a REAL suit not some CG crap or a red jacket, or some emo black trenchcoat. Welling: DAMN!

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