The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 - Page 6

Bruce_Begins · 08-07-2012, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superman Lives

Can anyone give Superman a ride?

Oh c'mon.... seriously?

Hey! Flying is tough.

Panthro · 08-07-2012, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kal L

Welling: Hey Cavill! Some fans don't like your suit at all. Mine had all the classic elements!

Cavill: Well, at least I'm wearing a REAL suit not some CG crap or a red jacket, or some emo black trenchcoat.

Welling: DAMN!

Hehehehehe

Panthro · 08-07-2012, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

CREW MEMBER ONE: Hah, look what a piece of junk!
CREW MEMBER TWO: What´s that boat fishing for? The sweet release of death?!

CLARK: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

CREW MEMBERS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

CLARK: Fish for this, douchebags.

Hahahahahahaha

CLARK: "Now all I have to do is dump Bruce's body in the ocean where they'll never find it and then Warner Bros. will have no choice but to invest more in me again."

Superman Prime · 08-08-2012, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

Hehehehe

BATMAN: "Hey Clark!"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah?"
BATMAN: "I just got done having a one night stand with Lois. No hard feelings right bro?"
[Superman sets Batman on fire with Heat Vision]
SUPERMAN: "None at all 'bro'."

Hahaha!

manofsteel4life · 08-08-2012, 09:10 AM

Lmao

ultimatefan · 08-08-2012, 09:31 AM

CLARK: Hey, I have no choice! One more ticket for FUI and I´m grounded for life!

ultimatefan · 08-08-2012, 09:32 AM

CLARK: Yeah, that´s right, ignore me. I been just saving your f***ing planet twice a month for 74 years, no biggie!

Superman Prime · 08-08-2012, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

CREW MEMBER ONE: Hah, look what a piece of junk!
CREW MEMBER TWO: What´s that boat fishing for? The sweet release of death?!

CLARK: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

CREW MEMBERS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

CLARK: Fish for this, douchebags.

Superman Prime · 08-08-2012, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

CLARK: Yeah, that´s right, ignore me. I been just saving your f***ing planet twice a month for 74 years, no biggie!

Hahah! You're striking gold these days, UF.

ultimatefan · 08-08-2012, 11:05 AM

Thanks a lot! I try.

Panthro · 08-08-2012, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superman Prime

Hahaha!

Thanks.

Funny stuff UF.

NickNitro · 08-08-2012, 03:40 PM

Hey Superman little help over here!?

Just wait another year until I propel DC into Justice League talks

ultimatefan · 08-09-2012, 11:15 AM

CLARK: Stupid truck drivers!! What do I have to do to get their attention?

SCREEEEEEEECH!!!!

CLARK: Oh, so that´s what those were for! It´s so simple!

Mindreaper21 · 08-09-2012, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

clark: Stupid trunk drivers!! What do i have to do to get their attention?

screeeeeeeech!!!!

clark: Oh, so that´s what those were for! It´s so simple!

hahahaha!

KalMart · 08-09-2012, 12:45 PM

Trunk drivers?

ultimatefan · 08-09-2012, 01:56 PM

Hehe, guess the words got mixed in my head. Fixed.

KalMart · 08-09-2012, 02:13 PM

Freudian slip.

ultimatefan · 08-09-2012, 02:32 PM

I should have made a pun with the two, that´s probably what my brain was trying to tell me - that´s my story and I´m sticking to it.

KalMart · 08-09-2012, 02:37 PM

I dunno..."Trunk Driver" sounds.....

How 'bout them Dodgers?

ultimatefan · 08-10-2012, 09:29 AM

Beer. Boobies.

ultimatefan · 08-10-2012, 09:32 AM

SCORE: DUN DUUUN... DUNDUNDUNDUUUUUN... DUN... DUN DUUUUN... DUNDUNDUNDUUUN.. DUN...
CLARK: Hey hey hey, wrong song!! Wrong superhero!!

Superman Prime · 08-10-2012, 09:49 AM

With brave daring, Clark continues his world-wide search for the elusive ManBearPig.

LibidoLoca · 08-10-2012, 06:56 PM

CLARK: Hi!

LOIS: Look here Smallville there are only two things you need to know...

1. Journalism never sleeps, so expect to drink lots of coffee, and...

2....

*stops next to a conveniently-placed dessert cart*

I get all the hot scoops...

*blows flame out and eats a spoonful*

Got it!

charl_huntress · 08-10-2012, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X Knight

Tom Welling's reaction upon seeing the shirtless Cavill pics, showcasing the new Superman's rugged, manly physique.....

Welling: "DAMN!!"

LibidoLoca · 08-10-2012, 07:38 PM

THE TRUNKS DEBATE RECAP:

PRO-TRUNKS: The trunks break up the blue and are essential to the costume. They're tradition!

ANTI-TRUNKS: The trunks look ridiculous and are heavily dated. We must move on to something better!

FAORA: I would care, but I'm incapable of emotion.

08-08-2012, 09:10 AM	#130
manofsteel4life Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,693	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Lmao __________________ I hate the internet

08-08-2012, 09:31 AM	#131
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CLARK: Hey, I have no choice! One more ticket for FUI and I´m grounded for life! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-08-2012, 09:32 AM	#132
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CLARK: Yeah, that´s right, ignore me. I been just saving your f***ing planet twice a month for 74 years, no biggie! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-08-2012, 11:05 AM	#135
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Thanks a lot! I try. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-08-2012, 03:40 PM	#137
NickNitro Extra Terrestrial Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Lake Mary Posts: 3,257	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Hey Superman little help over here!? Just wait another year until I propel DC into Justice League talks __________________ Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant 3: ..... I got better. Last edited by NickNitro; 08-08-2012 at 03:44 PM.

08-09-2012, 11:15 AM	#138
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CLARK: Stupid truck drivers!! What do I have to do to get their attention? SCREEEEEEEECH!!!! CLARK: Oh, so that´s what those were for! It´s so simple! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. Last edited by ultimatefan; 08-09-2012 at 01:55 PM.

08-09-2012, 01:56 PM	#141
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Hehe, guess the words got mixed in my head. Fixed. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-09-2012, 02:32 PM	#143
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 I should have made a pun with the two, that´s probably what my brain was trying to tell me - that´s my story and I´m sticking to it. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-10-2012, 09:29 AM	#145
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Beer. Boobies. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-10-2012, 09:32 AM	#146
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 SCORE: DUN DUUUN... DUNDUNDUNDUUUUUN... DUN... DUN DUUUUN... DUNDUNDUNDUUUN.. DUN... CLARK: Hey hey hey, wrong song!! Wrong superhero!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-10-2012, 09:49 AM	#147
Superman Prime I go by "Steve" as well. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Metropolis Posts: 7,399	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 With brave daring, Clark continues his world-wide search for the elusive ManBearPig.

08-10-2012, 06:56 PM	#148
LibidoLoca Sensually Delicious Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,691	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CLARK: Hi! LOIS: Look here Smallville there are only two things you need to know... 1. Journalism never sleeps, so expect to drink lots of coffee, and... 2.... stops next to a conveniently-placed dessert cart I get all the hot scoops... blows flame out and eats a spoonful Got it! __________________ CHRISTOPHER NOLAN \| ZACK SNYDER \| NICOLAS REFN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES \| MAN OF STEEL \| WONDER WOMAN *T*

08-10-2012, 07:38 PM	#150
LibidoLoca Sensually Delicious Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,691	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 THE TRUNKS DEBATE RECAP: PRO-TRUNKS: The trunks break up the blue and are essential to the costume. They're tradition! ANTI-TRUNKS: The trunks look ridiculous and are heavily dated. We must move on to something better! FAORA: I would care, but I'm incapable of emotion. __________________ CHRISTOPHER NOLAN \| ZACK SNYDER \| NICOLAS REFN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES \| MAN OF STEEL \| WONDER WOMAN *T*

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