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Old 08-07-2012, 01:38 PM   #126
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Can anyone give Superman a ride?



Oh c'mon.... seriously?



Hey! Flying is tough.

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Old 08-07-2012, 07:00 PM   #127
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Welling: Hey Cavill! Some fans don't like your suit at all. Mine had all the classic elements!



Cavill: Well, at least I'm wearing a REAL suit not some CG crap or a red jacket, or some emo black trenchcoat.



Welling: DAMN!
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Old 08-07-2012, 07:03 PM   #128
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CREW MEMBER ONE: Hah, look what a piece of junk!
CREW MEMBER TWO: Whatīs that boat fishing for? The sweet release of death?!



CLARK: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...



CREW MEMBERS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU...



CLARK: Fish for this, douchebags.
Hahahahahahaha


CLARK: "Now all I have to do is dump Bruce's body in the ocean where they'll never find it and then Warner Bros. will have no choice but to invest more in me again."

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Old 08-08-2012, 03:27 AM   #129
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Hehehehe


BATMAN: "Hey Clark!"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah?"
BATMAN: "I just got done having a one night stand with Lois. No hard feelings right bro?"
[Superman sets Batman on fire with Heat Vision]
SUPERMAN: "None at all 'bro'."
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Old 08-08-2012, 09:10 AM   #130
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Lmao

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Old 08-08-2012, 09:31 AM   #131
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CLARK: Hey, I have no choice! One more ticket for FUI and Iīm grounded for life!

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Old 08-08-2012, 09:32 AM   #132
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CLARK: Yeah, thatīs right, ignore me. I been just saving your f***ing planet twice a month for 74 years, no biggie!

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Old 08-08-2012, 10:37 AM   #133
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CREW MEMBER ONE: Hah, look what a piece of junk!
CREW MEMBER TWO: Whatīs that boat fishing for? The sweet release of death?!



CLARK: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...



CREW MEMBERS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU...



CLARK: Fish for this, douchebags.

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Old 08-08-2012, 10:38 AM   #134
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CLARK: Yeah, thatīs right, ignore me. I been just saving your f***ing planet twice a month for 74 years, no biggie!
Hahah! You're striking gold these days, UF.

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Old 08-08-2012, 11:05 AM   #135
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Thanks a lot! I try.

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Old 08-08-2012, 03:06 PM   #136
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Hahaha!
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Old 08-08-2012, 03:40 PM   #137
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Hey Superman little help over here!?





Just wait another year until I propel DC into Justice League talks

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Old 08-09-2012, 11:15 AM   #138
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CLARK: Stupid truck drivers!! What do I have to do to get their attention?










SCREEEEEEEECH!!!!



CLARK: Oh, so thatīs what those were for! Itīs so simple!

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Old 08-09-2012, 12:08 PM   #139
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clark: Stupid trunk drivers!! What do i have to do to get their attention?










screeeeeeeech!!!!



clark: Oh, so thatīs what those were for! Itīs so simple!
hahahaha!

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Old 08-09-2012, 12:45 PM   #140
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Trunk drivers?

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Plus, is the infatuation that teenage girls have with pseudo-vampires any less sad than your infatuation with men in spandex and Heath Ledger? Its probably more justifiable for them. :)
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Old 08-09-2012, 01:56 PM   #141
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Hehe, guess the words got mixed in my head. Fixed.

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Old 08-09-2012, 02:13 PM   #142
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Freudian slip.

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Old 08-09-2012, 02:32 PM   #143
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I should have made a pun with the two, thatīs probably what my brain was trying to tell me - thatīs my story and Iīm sticking to it.

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I dunno..."Trunk Driver" sounds.....



How 'bout them Dodgers?

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Old 08-10-2012, 09:29 AM   #145
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Beer. Boobies.

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SCORE: DUN DUUUN... DUNDUNDUNDUUUUUN... DUN... DUN DUUUUN... DUNDUNDUNDUUUN.. DUN...
CLARK: Hey hey hey, wrong song!! Wrong superhero!!

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With brave daring, Clark continues his world-wide search for the elusive ManBearPig.

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Old 08-10-2012, 06:56 PM   #148
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CLARK: Hi!



LOIS: Look here Smallville there are only two things you need to know...

1. Journalism never sleeps, so expect to drink lots of coffee, and...

2....

*stops next to a conveniently-placed dessert cart*

I get all the hot scoops...



*blows flame out and eats a spoonful*



Got it!

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Old 08-10-2012, 07:32 PM   #149
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Tom Welling's reaction upon seeing the shirtless Cavill pics, showcasing the new Superman's rugged, manly physique.....

Welling: "DAMN!!"

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THE TRUNKS DEBATE RECAP:



PRO-TRUNKS: The trunks break up the blue and are essential to the costume. They're tradition!



ANTI-TRUNKS: The trunks look ridiculous and are heavily dated. We must move on to something better!



FAORA: I would care, but I'm incapable of emotion.

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