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Old 08-14-2012, 03:42 PM   #176
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Batman: " I know you like the back of my hand"...
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Supes: Yeah? Well I know you like the palm of my hand.

Batman: .......ew.....

Supes: ...let me rephrase that....
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:17 PM   #177
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Interesting idea....


I got it from a very intelligent person, I assure you.

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Old 08-14-2012, 06:56 PM   #178
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SUPERGIRL: "Come on, who would you rather spend two hours looking at - me or my brawny cousin?"



SUPERMAN: "I told you not to touch my brownies!"

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Old 08-14-2012, 07:21 PM   #179
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I got it from a very intelligent person, I assure you.
I believe you.


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SUPERGIRL: "Come on, who would you rather spend two hours looking at - me or my brawny cousin?"
Tough question...does it have to be in a movie?

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Plus, is the infatuation that teenage girls have with pseudo-vampires any less sad than your infatuation with men in spandex and Heath Ledger? Its probably more justifiable for them. :)
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:31 PM   #180
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SUPERGIRL: "Come on, who would you rather spend two hours looking at - me or my brawny cousin?"



SUPERMAN: "I told you not to touch my brownies!"
To answer Kara: Can't I have both and now I want some brownies.

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SUPERMAN: "Is this what it takes Bruce?! Is this what it takes to make you shut up about how much money your latest film has made?! Is it?!"

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Zod had told Lois that he was going to cut her relationship off from Clark.




Lois's reaction to his claim






ONE DAY LATER...


Lois RETALIATED!!! Lois made Zod take over some of Clark's rescue Chores








She even made him wear this....



ZOD: Damn you Daughter of Sam Lane!!! Could anyone else be suffering more than me right now??











NICK FURY: STHU!!! At least she didn't make you wear this! You'd think that she wouldn't take a poker bet so freaking seriously!!!

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SUPERMAN: "It's good to have x-ray vision when your hot cousin flies onto the scene."

BATMAN: "I'm going to pretend that you didn't say that."

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SUPERMAN: Admit these trunks are slimming! ADMIT IT!

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Old 08-15-2012, 03:02 AM   #185
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SUPERMAN: "It's good to have x-ray vision when your hot cousin flies onto the scene."

BATMAN: "I'm going to pretend that you didn't say that."

FAORA: I would be alarmed, but I'm incapable of emotion.

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Old 08-15-2012, 09:24 AM   #186
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Great stuff guys. On the Kara question, throw an R rating for nudity and she wins...



CLARK:Thatīs right, they wanted to make me more human and relatable. So I couldnīt afford my mortgage, got evicted, and now Iīm joining Occupy Metropolis!

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Old 08-15-2012, 04:05 PM   #187
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Great stuff guys. On the Kara question, throw an R rating for nudity and she wins...



CLARK:Thatīs right, they wanted to make me more human and relatable. So I couldnīt afford my mortgage, got evicted, and now Iīm joining Occupy Metropolis!
Hehehehehehe

All this stuff's great.


SUPERMAN: "My Precious..."


SUPERMAN: "No Krypto, you can't be in the movies!"

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Old 08-15-2012, 04:37 PM   #188
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Thanks and hehehehhehe

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Old 08-17-2012, 12:13 PM   #189
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SUPERMAN: Cīmon, donīt worry about what the rest of the world says, the cape is adorable!

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Old 08-17-2012, 05:57 PM   #190
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SUPERMAN: Cīmon, donīt worry about what the rest of the world says, the cape is adorable!
Hehehehehe

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LEX: Guy Pearce will play me dammit!

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LEX: Guy Pearce will play me dammit!
Hehe, in your dreams Lex.

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Old 08-19-2012, 09:50 PM   #193
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AQUAMAN: "No matter what happens, the ring must go to Mordor."


WONDER WOMAN: "You have my sword."


GREEN ARROW: "And you have my bow."


SUPERMAN: "And my axe."



SUPERMAN: "Excuse me, but would you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity, the way your knuckles crunch when you smashed them into my face. It's poetry in motion."
WONDER WOMAN: "Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like."

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Supes looks a little like Jack Palance there with the cheekbones.

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SUPERMAN: I don't have ANYMORE PUPPY CHOW GODDAMNIT!!!!

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Old 08-20-2012, 10:45 AM   #196
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Great stuff guys, especially the LOTR reference.

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SUPERMAN: Look, Iīm sorry I had to use my heat vision to neuter you, but that poor dead poodle was the last straw!

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Funny stuff guys.


SUPERMAN: "Really? Joe Quesada thinks no acterss in Hollywood can properly play Ms. Marvel?"
BATMAN: "Pfft, what do you expect from the guy who okayed Carlie Cooper, the character named after his daughter, as Spider-Man's temporary new love interest?"

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WONDER WOMAN: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
SUPERMAN: "But of course you are."
WONDER WOMAN: "Plenty O'Toole."
SUPERMAN: "Named after your father perhaps?"

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Nice, especially the Quesada jab.



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All right, honey, but if you want me to swallow, thatīs an extra 20 bucks!

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