The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 - Page 9

Panthro · 08-21-2012, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Nice, especially the Quesada jab.

Kneel before Zod!

All right, honey, but if you want me to swallow, that´s an extra 20 bucks!

Hehehehehe

The Shield · 08-21-2012, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LibidoLoca

LEX: Guy Pearce will play me dammit!

Guy Pearce!!

Mindreaper21 · 08-21-2012, 06:55 PM

WONDER WOMAN: Did Hal and Bruce dare you to do bath salt again? Stop looking at me like I'm a sandwich!!!

Panthro · 08-21-2012, 09:12 PM

^^Hehehe

SUPERSPOCK: "Trek Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself."

Panthro · 08-21-2012, 09:12 PM

SUPERMAN: "I'm not even supposed to be here today..."

ultimatefan · 08-22-2012, 08:00 AM

Cool stuff!

SUPERSPOCK: A world without a great and highly popular Superman film franchise is simply illogical.

ultimatefan · 08-22-2012, 08:14 AM

CAVILL CLARK: Mild-mannered? Yes. Bumbling weasel, NEVER!!

ultimatefan · 08-22-2012, 02:34 PM

WW: Remember, the lasso compells you to tell the truth so... any STDs?

Panthro · 08-22-2012, 03:09 PM

Great stuff UF

SUPERMAN: "I'm telling you it's insane - once upon a time they introduced Cat Grant as a potential alternative love interest to Lois Lane but they never really did anything with her. They just erased my marriage to Lois from existence and I'm back to just pining for her and only her. I mean don't me wrong I like her and all but what's the point of ripping me and Lois apart if we can't play the field?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Man's world continues to puzzle me."

Panthro · 08-22-2012, 03:27 PM

SUPERMAN: "Dat Ass!!!"

dnno1 · 08-22-2012, 05:11 PM

Dr. Manhattan: "It's catching."

Panthro · 08-22-2012, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dnno1

Dr. Manhattan: "It's catching."

Hehehe

CLARK: "Do you think it's easy being white and nerdy?"

dnno1 · 08-22-2012, 06:11 PM

Kal-El: "For the preservation of Kryptionians!"

Panthro · 08-22-2012, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dnno1

Kal-El: "For the preservation of Kryptionians!"

Hehehehehe

For all you David Lynch/Frank Herbert fans -

SUPERMAN: "I am Paul Atreides of the House Atreides, also known as Isul, also known as Paul Maud'Dib. My Fremen allies and I have come for the Spice Molange."

ultimatefan · 08-23-2012, 07:44 AM

Great stuff guys!

ultimatefan · 08-23-2012, 07:49 AM

WW: Seriously, are you gonna shoot a video of this and post it on the internet?
SUPERMAN: Seriously? I owe it to the world to do so.

SILK SPECTRE: Please don´t, that´s gonna hurt a lot!
DR. MANHATTAN: Pain is immaterial. The universe simply doesn´t care. And, in case you didn´t notice after all these years, I´m a total dick.

Panthro · 08-23-2012, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

WW: Seriously, are you gonna shoot a video of this and post it on the internet?
SUPERMAN: Seriously? I owe it to the world to do so.

SILK SPECTRE: Please don´t, that´s gonna hurt a lot!
DR. MANHATTAN: Pain is immaterial. The universe simply doesn´t care. And, in case you didn´t notice after all these years, I´m a total dick.

Hehehehehehe

Panthro · 08-23-2012, 11:22 PM

AQUAMAN: "Where's your Messiah now, Mr. Prep Time?"
BATMAN: "Now I'm not normally a praying man but if you can hear me... help me Superman!"

ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN: "Hmm... No."

ultimatefan · 08-25-2012, 03:06 PM

WW: Oh Superman, it felt like we made the Earth shake...
SUPERMAN: Uh, actually, we did. It killed and injured a buncha people and caused massive amounts of property destruction.
WW: Aw crap. Still, totally worth it.
SUPERMAN: Totally. Tottally worth it.

Panthro · 08-25-2012, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

WW: Oh Superman, it felt like we made the Earth shake...
SUPERMAN: Uh, actually, we did. It killed and injured a buncha people and caused massive amounts of property destruction.
WW: Aw crap. Still, totally worth it.
SUPERMAN: Totally. Tottally worth it.

Hehehe, the Frank Miller Method.

WONDER WOMAN: "I like to dissect boys. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
SUPERMAN: "Meh, I can deal/live with it."

dnno1 · 08-26-2012, 08:49 AM

It's Sunday. So shoot me.

Superman: "Not bad."
Batman: "I couldn't have done better."
Superman: "Yeah, right!"

Battle Pope: "I guess my bad habits sort of rubbed off on him."

Panthro · 08-26-2012, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dnno1

It's Sunday. So shoot me.

Superman: "Not bad."
Batman: "I couldn't have done better."
Superman: "Yeah, right!"

Battle Pope: "I guess my bad habits sort of rubbed off on him."

Bwahahahahahahaha - Brilliant!

Project862006 · 08-27-2012, 06:18 AM

ultimatefan · 08-27-2012, 08:00 AM

Great stuff guys. Read Battle Pope, it´s awesome.

dnno1 · 08-27-2012, 11:41 AM

08-21-2012, 06:55 PM	#203
Mindreaper21 Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 693	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 WONDER WOMAN: Did Hal and Bruce dare you to do bath salt again? Stop looking at me like I'm a sandwich!!! __________________ ~Well well, so the shaved monkey has FAILED. How utterly utterly expected.~ ~MAI BIRDS ARE ANGREEEHHHH!!!~ ~boy - parents =BATMAN~

08-21-2012, 09:12 PM	#204
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 ^^Hehehe SUPERSPOCK: "Trek Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-21-2012, 09:12 PM	#205
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 SUPERMAN: "I'm not even supposed to be here today..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-22-2012, 08:00 AM	#206
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Cool stuff! SUPERSPOCK: A world without a great and highly popular Superman film franchise is simply illogical. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-22-2012, 08:14 AM	#207
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CAVILL CLARK: Mild-mannered? Yes. Bumbling weasel, NEVER!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-22-2012, 02:34 PM	#208
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 WW: Remember, the lasso compells you to tell the truth so... any STDs? __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-22-2012, 03:09 PM	#209
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff UF SUPERMAN: "I'm telling you it's insane - once upon a time they introduced Cat Grant as a potential alternative love interest to Lois Lane but they never really did anything with her. They just erased my marriage to Lois from existence and I'm back to just pining for her and only her. I mean don't me wrong I like her and all but what's the point of ripping me and Lois apart if we can't play the field?" WONDER WOMAN: "Man's world continues to puzzle me." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-22-2012, 03:27 PM	#210
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 SUPERMAN: "*Dat Ass!!!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS*

08-22-2012, 05:11 PM	#211
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,960	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Dr. Manhattan: "It's catching." __________________ Dno

08-22-2012, 06:11 PM	#213
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,960	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Kal-El: "For the preservation of Kryptionians!" __________________ Dno

08-23-2012, 07:44 AM	#215
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff guys! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-23-2012, 07:49 AM	#216
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 WW: Seriously, are you gonna shoot a video of this and post it on the internet? SUPERMAN: Seriously? I owe it to the world to do so. SILK SPECTRE: Please don´t, that´s gonna hurt a lot! DR. MANHATTAN: Pain is immaterial. The universe simply doesn´t care. And, in case you didn´t notice after all these years, I´m a total dick. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-23-2012, 11:22 PM	#218
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 AQUAMAN: "Where's your Messiah now, Mr. Prep Time?" BATMAN: "Now I'm not normally a praying man but if you can hear me... help me Superman!" ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN: "Hmm... No." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-25-2012, 03:06 PM	#219
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 WW: Oh Superman, it felt like we made the Earth shake... SUPERMAN: Uh, actually, we did. It killed and injured a buncha people and caused massive amounts of property destruction. WW: Aw crap. Still, totally worth it. SUPERMAN: Totally. Tottally worth it. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-26-2012, 08:49 AM	#221
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,960	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 It's Sunday. So shoot me. Superman: "Not bad." Batman: "I couldn't have done better." Superman: "Yeah, right!" Battle Pope: "I guess my bad habits sort of rubbed off on him." __________________ Dno

08-27-2012, 06:18 AM	#223
Project862006 Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 18,839	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

08-27-2012, 08:00 AM	#224
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff guys. Read Battle Pope, it´s awesome. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-27-2012, 11:41 AM	#225
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,960	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 __________________ Dno

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