The SHHFFL X Season...

[Themanofbat]

Well, here's hoping to a crappy Cowboys' defense, and a piss poor game from Vick and the Eagles RB whoe name I cannot remember...

[ComicChick]

sent something your way matt

[Matt]

Sorry CC, can't take that one I'm afraid.

Holy shnikes, I can't believe I won that one. I was down 23 points going into Monday When I went to bed, it was the end of the third quarter and Jason Witten has 2 points, Marshall had 7 and I was down by 14. Apparently they decided to the light up the fourth quarter.

[Kaleb]

I love the reccaps they have after the each week

Regulators Gets Win over Heavily-Armed Lemurs, Grabs Third Place


Regulators (3-1) 93.26 Heavily-Armed Lemurs (2-2) 85.14
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Regulators (3-1, 306.15 points) beat Heavily-Armed Lemurs (2-2, 333.99 points) 93.26 - 85.14, led by Peyton Manning with 29.71 points and Andre Roberts who had 24.90. Regulators scored first and went into Sunday in front 10.85 - 0. That lead faded away by the end of the early Sunday games and they trailed 34.97 - 26.55. However, following the late Sunday games, Regulators regained the lead for good.

Regulators Smooth Moves
•Andre Roberts had 24.90 points, the third-highest WR score of the week and the fourth-highest WR score in the league this season.
•Peyton Manning was the highest scorer in the matchup with 29.71 points, the highest of any player on Regulators this season.
•Regulators had 5 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
•The 10.85 points scored by Torrey Smith outpaced his 7.42-point scoring projection by 46.2%.
•All three of the starting WRs scored above their projected points.

Heavily-Armed Lemurs Regret Tracker
•Left Marcedes Lewis on the bench, where he scored 7.60 points and surpassed his scoring projection by 163.9%, the highest percentage of any player on the team.
•With 4.05 points against a projected 8.23, DeMarco Murray did not meet his projection for the third straight game.
•The 1.90 points scored by Darren McFadden was a season-low for both scoring and for his performance against projections. He reached only 19.6% of his 9.68 projected points this week.
•Even though Heavily-Armed Lemurs lost, only 4 of their 9 starters scored less than their projected points.
•The RBs on Heavily-Armed Lemurs both fell short of their projected points.

What If
•If Regulators played Heavily-Armed Lemurs every week, they would be 2-2 this season.
•Regulators would have beaten 12 other teams besides Heavily-Armed Lemurs this week.
•If they played the same schedule as Heavily-Armed Lemurs, Regulators would be 2-1.
•Regulators would be 35-25 if they played every team every week.
•Heavily-Armed Lemurs would have lost to just three other teams besides Regulators this week.
•Regulators would have lost to Heavily-Armed Lemurs 99.55 - 66.19 had they played each other last week.
•If they played the same schedule as Regulators, Heavily-Armed Lemurs would be 2-1.
•Heavily-Armed Lemurs would be 39-21 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes
•After scoring 85.14 points against a projected 80.08, Heavily-Armed Lemurs has overachieved for three straight weeks.
•In the loss, Heavily-Armed Lemurs had the third-highest losing score in the league this season with 85.14 points.
•The Detroit Lions Defense scored 6.70 points against a projected 15.01 in the win and has now scored below their projection in every game this season.
•Regulators got a combined 42.75 points from their WRs, their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
•Two of the starters for Regulators scored higher than the leading scorer for Heavily-Armed Lemurs.
•Regulators beat their projected points and now have a 2-0 record when beating their projection, while Heavily-Armed Lemurs falls to 2-1 when exceeding their expected point total.
•Regulators had the third-highest score in the league this week with 93.26 points.
•Vincent Jackson was on the losing team, but still had the fifth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 18.04 points.

[Matt]

Hey Kaleb, told you that this would be Andre Roberts' breakout year. If only I knew that Stafford would regress to rookie-like performances though.

[Matt]

Wieg, at least decline my trade. Don't leave me hanging.

[Kaleb]

Originally Posted by Matt

Hey Kaleb, told you that this would be Andre Roberts' breakout year. If only I knew that Stafford would regress to rookie-like performances though.

I think one of the main reason I accepted the trade was cause this isnt a keeper league,anyway Im trying to trade for Roberts in another league now.

[Daisy]

Someone just shoot me.

I forgot to actually put the Rams in to the DEF position after I added them and dropped my previous defense. ****ing Yahoo.

[Themanofbat]

BLAM!!!!

Happy now?



Do the same thing during Rivalry Week...

[bored]

This week is basically a sacrifice for me. Too many good players unavailable, can't afford to drop them for mediocre ones to fill the gaps this week.

[Kaleb]

holy crap, i forgot my D was on a bye an forgot to pick up a D ealier this week

[Daisy]

Welcome to the club Kaleb.

[wiegeabo]

I'm still trying to figure out why I played Ben against Phil instead of Smith against Buf.

I know I had a logical reason for it when I made the decision.

Can't remember what the **** that was...

[Spider-Fan]

I will maybe score less than 40pts this week...and win??? How the heck am I potentially 4-1?

[Matt]

Oh man, am I glad that I dropped Blaine Gabbert and picked up Matt Hasselbeck at the last minute. Hasselbeck's performance was hardly the stuff of legends but it put 6 points on the board (which will give me a very narrow victory over Norm). Compare that to Gabbert who did NEGATIVE 16 against Chicago and would've assured that I got creamed. I'm also very glad that I decided to take a risk on Mendenhall.

Now hopefully Stafford comes off the bye week with his head on straight and starts playing like the top 10 QB that he is.

[Themanofbat]

I see England, I see France...
I kicked Alex right in the pants!!!!

[Themanofbat]

Originally Posted by Spider-Fan

I will maybe score less than 40pts this week...and win??? How the heck am I potentially 4-1?

Yeah... I'm wondering how I managed to lose to you as well....

[Poeman]

Im like having the worst luck and performance this year...What a flop

[Themanofbat]

Originally Posted by Poeman

Im like having the worst luck and performance this year...What a flop

There are little blue pills for this type of problem.

Talk to your doctor.

[ComicChick]

everything that can go wrong for me in this league is going wrong

[Kaleb]

Regulators Beats Poeman's Cookies for Third Straight Win



Regulators picked up their third win in as many matchups when they beat Poeman's Cookies 98.78 - 70.30, recording the highest point total in the league this week. The streak, which has been a shot in the arm for Regulators, has allowed them to move up from 10th place in Week 3 to third place now. They're doing it by scoring a lot of points and they own the fourth-highest overall point total in the league, averaging 80.99 points per matchup. Poeman's Cookies falls to 16th place with a 0-5 record. Regulators has recently knocked over The Butterflies (66.19 - 56.38) and Heavily-Armed Lemurs (93.26 - 85.14).

Regulators Smooth Moves
•Grabbed the Carolina Panthers Defense, which scored 30.88 points to lead the matchup.
•Peyton Manning ranked eighth in the league in scoring with 26.35 points.
•Put WR Pierre Garcon on the bench, where he scored 1.20 points, fewer than any WR in the starting lineup.
•With 18.60 points, Reggie Wayne ranked seventh in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
•Even with only 4 of the 9 starters scoring more than their projection, Regulators was still able to win.

Poeman's Cookies Regret Tracker
•Left Christian Ponder on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 18.71 points.
•With 0.55 points against a projected 6.24, Jermichael Finley did not meet his projection for the fourth straight game.
•The 2.25 points scored by Shonn Greene fell short of his 4.86-point projection, the fourth straight game where that has happened.
•Poeman's Cookies got beat 30.88 - 10.50 by Regulators at the DEF position.
•At the QB position, Poeman's Cookies got outscored 26.35 - 11.10 by Regulators.

What If•If Regulators played Poeman's Cookies every week, they would be 4-1 this season.
•Regulators would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
•Had they played each other last week, Regulators would have defeated Poeman's Cookies 93.26 - 77.95.
•If they played the same schedule as Poeman's Cookies, Regulators would be 1-3.
•Regulators would be 50-25 if they played every team every week.
•Poeman's Cookies would have lost to eight other teams besides Regulators this week.
•If they played the same schedule as Regulators, Poeman's Cookies would be 2-2.
•Poeman's Cookies would be 37-38 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes•Poeman's Cookies has lost five times and four of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
•Three of the starters for Regulators scored higher than the leading scorer for Poeman's Cookies.
•Poeman's Cookies has now scored below their projected points for the last four weeks.
•The 98.78 points by Regulators led the league. It is the first time they have led the league in scoring this season.
•Regulators is on the longest active win streak in the league, winning three straight games.
•The 28.48-point win by Regulators beat the 2.71-point spread.
•Regulators got their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season with only 22.60 points this week.
•The 23.40 points by the WRs on Poeman's Cookies was the season-high for combined points from the position.


source:
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo....mid1=16&mid2=7

[Daisy]

Originally Posted by Themanofbat

BLAM!!!!

Happy now?



Do the same thing during Rivalry Week...

Good thing your'e a bad shot.

What? Win with my defense tied behind my back? Sure.

[wiegeabo]

By .6 points in the last 24 seconds of the game

[ComicChick]

this is by far my worst league. my team is abysmal

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Daisy

Good thing your'e a bad shot.

What? Win with my defense tied behind my back? Sure.

Originally Posted by wiegeabo

By .6 points in the last 24 seconds of the game

Drama! There was a stat correction! Yahoo initially calculated Rashard Mendenhall's TD as a run, when in reality it was a pass! That gives Roethlisberger another six points! The WsOrNothing beat Daisy's Dukes, 86-81!

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