Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this

knowsbleed · 07-11-2012, 11:09 AM

You either do it the right way... or the wrong way.

Those who do it the wrong way have a special place in hell set aside for them.

bullets · 07-11-2012, 11:25 AM

Under is probably the wrong way but I'm used to it.

enterthemadness · 07-11-2012, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bullets

Under is probably the wrong way but I'm used to it.

>_< OVER!!!!!!! OVvVEEEET #^^%}}}^^***++{*€>

The Squirrel · 07-11-2012, 11:47 AM

Over.

hopefuldreamer · 07-11-2012, 11:49 AM

Over. Never do it wrong.

Though now that it's been pointed out, I feel like doing it under, just to be different

Bim · 07-11-2012, 11:49 AM

Hung over (in front of the roll) for me, although i honestly dont care as long as there's toilet paper when i need it lol.

knowsbleed · 07-11-2012, 11:53 AM

Those that say they don't care... do you live with someone who puts the roll on the opposite way that you're used to? If my significant other refused to comply with my standards... I'd withhold sex from them... until I got tired of that... a few minutes later.

Dr. · 07-11-2012, 12:02 PM

If the TP was placed in a special dispenser that had just a narrow slit to feed the sheets through, there’d be no way to know whether the roll was over or under. Thus, the roll would exist in an indeterminate quantum state until the dispenser was opened and the TP’s wave function collapsed.

In the bathroom sciences, this thought experiment is known as Schrödinger's Toilet Paper.

Spider-Aziz · 07-11-2012, 12:26 PM

The more convenient way and be done, if you feel more comfortable with roll being under then that's fine

I wash, wiping would waste too much paper, and will keep me itching

katie_girl09 · 07-11-2012, 01:50 PM

Under! Underrr! It makes more sense. It's easier to rip.

Philistines.

Yurka · 07-11-2012, 01:57 PM

I do over, the girlfriend does under. Its sparked many an argument in my apartment.

Spider-Aziz · 07-11-2012, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Yurka

I do over, the girlfriend does under. Its sparked many an argument in my apartment.

Keep two rolls over the toilet, one for each ones liking
They don't need to be hanging

Captain_Obvious · 07-11-2012, 04:44 PM

As long as the toiler paper is on the holder/dispenser... I can't stand when its sitting on the floor, the sink or the tank cover.

TheBat812 · 07-11-2012, 04:47 PM

Why does it even matter?

Soapy · 07-11-2012, 04:52 PM

Over. What sort of uncivilized animal would want it under?

Holiday · 07-11-2012, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain_Obvious

As long as the toiler paper is on the holder/dispenser... I can't stand when its sitting on the floor, the sink or the tank cover.

I totally leave mine on the counter by the sink. It's what I'm used to from my old place where the holder was missing.

Manic · 07-11-2012, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.

If the TP was placed in a special dispenser that had just a narrow slit to feed the sheets through, there’d be no way to know whether the roll was over or under. Thus, the roll would exist in an indeterminate quantum state until the dispenser was opened and the TP’s wave function collapsed.

In the bathroom sciences, this thought experiment is known as Schrödinger's Toilet Paper.

So you're saying that the toilet paper's position on the roller is a... superposition?

Spider-Aziz · 07-11-2012, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Soapy

Over. What sort of uncivilized animal would want it under?

My pooch

Piper Maru · 07-11-2012, 06:29 PM

It's gotta be hung over! Under is unacceptable.

E-Man · 07-12-2012, 10:16 AM

You are tearing me apart, knowsbleed!

knowsbleed · 07-12-2012, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yurka

I do over, the girlfriend does under. Its sparked many an argument in my apartment.

Imagine if you have a child one day... will you teach them the right way... or the wrong way?

Quote:

Originally Posted by E-Man

You are tearing me apart, knowsbleed!

I was going to say something very inappropriate... but I'm not gonna.

Kane52630 · 07-12-2012, 10:28 AM

What have you done knowsbleed? This is like initiating World War III.

....and I pick Over AND Under.

knowsbleed · 07-12-2012, 10:31 AM

That's like being a Democrat AND a Republican. Are you trying to overthrow the government?

ThePhantasm · 07-12-2012, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain_Obvious

As long as the toiler paper is on the holder/dispenser... I can't stand when its sitting on the floor, the sink or the tank cover.

But you selected "I use a bidet and air dry" on the poll. So we all know the truth... you don't care where the toilet paper is because you don't use it.

knowsbleed · 07-12-2012, 10:39 AM

In all honesty, I cannot commit. I've done all 4 options at least once. Bidets are badass.

View Poll Results: Toilet Paper Orientation
Hung over (in front of) the roll	23	76.67%
Hung under (behind) the roll	5	16.67%
I wipe with my hand	1	3.33%
I use a bidet and air dry	1	3.33%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

07-11-2012, 11:25 AM	#2
bullets bang bang Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: in the abstract Posts: 25,031	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this Under is probably the wrong way but I'm used to it.

07-11-2012, 11:47 AM	#4
The Squirrel Not a Racist Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Up a tree Posts: 16,876	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this Over.

07-11-2012, 11:49 AM	#5
hopefuldreamer I will find him! Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: South West, UK Posts: 9,216	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this Over. Never do it wrong. Though now that it's been pointed out, I feel like doing it under, just to be different

07-11-2012, 11:49 AM	#6
Bim Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,427	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this Hung over (in front of the roll) for me, although i honestly dont care as long as there's toilet paper when i need it lol. __________________ *“There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.” Goethe* If Jack Bauer joined the Rebel Alliance, 24 hours later there would be no Empire :p

07-11-2012, 12:02 PM	#8
Dr. Scorpion-Kick Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,479	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this If the TP was placed in a special dispenser that had just a narrow slit to feed the sheets through, there’d be no way to know whether the roll was over or under. Thus, the roll would exist in an indeterminate quantum state until the dispenser was opened and the TP’s wave function collapsed. In the bathroom sciences, this thought experiment is known as Schrödinger's Toilet Paper.

07-11-2012, 12:26 PM	#9
Spider-Aziz Not in a million years Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 22,089	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this The more convenient way and be done, if you feel more comfortable with roll being under then that's fine I wash, wiping would waste too much paper, and will keep me itching __________________ I must NEVER post in politics forums Jor-El was right, members of the council of Krypton were wrong

07-11-2012, 01:57 PM	#11
Yurka Let The Games Begin! Join Date: May 2006 Location: The Burgh Posts: 19,829	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this I do over, the girlfriend does under. Its sparked many an argument in my apartment. __________________ Pittsburgh Hype Ninja *T* SM 3's Band Of Brothers R.I.P. LOST You Will Be Missed. FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE 'SLEEP DEPRIVED' FANS OF . . __T_H_E__ D_A_R_K__ K_N_I_G_H_T__

07-11-2012, 04:44 PM	#13
Captain_Obvious Bless Us, Christ Bale Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abandoned Toy Factory Posts: 28,002	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this As long as the toiler paper is on the holder/dispenser... I can't stand when its sitting on the floor, the sink or the tank cover. __________________ I want my very own David 8.

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TheBat812 Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,111	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this Why does it even matter? __________________ "No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness." - Aristotle

07-11-2012, 04:52 PM	#15
Soapy All about the back-end. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,678	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this Over. What sort of uncivilized animal would want it under? __________________ Your game music of the week: "Password Theme" from Mega Man 3 VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

07-11-2012, 06:29 PM	#19
Piper Maru Nebulous Origins Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: The Lost Highway Posts: 2,727	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this It's gotta be hung over! Under is unacceptable.

07-12-2012, 10:16 AM	#20
E-Man Cooler than your daddy. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 10,287	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this You are tearing me apart, knowsbleed! __________________ Barry White was the original Sexual Chocolate.

07-12-2012, 10:28 AM	#22
Kane52630 RAM User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Skynet Posts: 52,395	Re: Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this What have you done knowsbleed? This is like initiating World War III. ....and I pick Over AND Under. __________________ Follow My BTAS Gif Blog Kane52630 GFX/Art Thread PSN ID: KANE52630 Batman-News.com Starve the Ego Feed the Soul

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