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Old 08-20-2012, 08:29 PM   #276
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BATMAN: "You don't hit people in the balls you [BLEEP]!"

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Old 08-21-2012, 08:04 AM   #277
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Great stuff guys. Thanks Enrique, great minds think alike!

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Old 08-21-2012, 08:18 AM   #278
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BAYNE: You think crap is your ally. But you merely adopted the crap. I was born in it, molded by it, I didnīt see brilliance until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

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Old 08-21-2012, 09:08 AM   #279
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Bayne: Yes... But not of your body... of your soul.

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"The Dark Knight Trilogy" is such a pretentious title, I'm leaning more towards "RISES: The Dark Batman Knight Begins".

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Old 08-21-2012, 09:14 AM   #280
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Optimus Prime: Torture?






Bayne: Yes... But not of your body... of your soul.
Nice, I wanted a manip like that for mine but I couldnīt find one and I canīt make them. Iīll use it if itīs okay.

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Old 08-21-2012, 05:55 PM   #281
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Funny stuff guys.

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Old 08-22-2012, 07:44 AM   #282
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BAYNE: When the whole set is ashes, youīll have my permission to stop blowing s*** up.



BAYNE: Thereīs no true despair without hope. Which is why Shia Lavbeouf left the Transformers franchise... but I didnīt.

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Old 08-22-2012, 10:20 AM   #283
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Great stuff guys. Wow, that was a lotta work finding that poster.



BATMAN: WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING?!?



BATMAN: WHERE ARE THEY?!



BATMAN: WHEREīS THE DETONATOR?!?



GPS, THE CURE FOR THE MODERN DARK KNIGHT DETECTIVEīS STRESS.

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Old 08-22-2012, 11:11 AM   #284
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Thanks!

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Old 08-22-2012, 02:02 PM   #285
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So you came back to die with your city.



No, I came back to fake my own death, abscond to Italy with a woman who is a wanted fugitive and leave Gotham in the hands of a young hothead cop who appears to be amazingly unqualified to take up the Batman mantle and protect the city like I did. I also intend to not tell any of my plan to my surrogate father and let him believe he's partly responsible for my death.




...You're kind of a dick, aren't you?

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Old 08-22-2012, 02:23 PM   #286
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Selina wasnīt a wanted fugitive anymore thanks to the clean slate program and Blake proved himself all throughout the movie with his bravery, fighting, detective work, etc. And well, Batman is a hothead too, he canīt give anyone a hard time for that.

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Old 08-22-2012, 03:08 PM   #287
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Selina wasnīt a wanted fugitive anymore thanks to the clean slate program and Blake proved himself all throughout the movie with his bravery, fighting, detective work, etc. And well, Batman is a hothead too, he canīt give anyone a hard time for that.


it was a joke.

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So you came back to die with your city.



No, I came back to fake my own death, abscond to Italy with a woman who is a wanted fugitive and leave Gotham in the hands of a young hothead cop who appears to be amazingly unqualified to take up the Batman mantle and protect the city like I did. I also intend to not tell any of my plan to my surrogate father and let him believe he's partly responsible for my death.




...You're kind of a dick, aren't you?
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BANE: "Dat Ass!!!"

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Old 08-22-2012, 03:25 PM   #290
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it was a joke.
I know I know. No biggie.

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BALE: You know some extreme fans are going to be pissed that I didn't actually end up dying in this sequence...

NOLAN: Do I look like I give a crap?

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BALE: You know some extreme fans are going to be pissed that I didn't actually end up dying in this sequence...

NOLAN: Do I look like I give a crap?
Hehehehehehe

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BALE: What you think of those people on the internet making all those nitpicky complaints and poking "plot holes"?

NOLAN: Youīve clearly noticed by now, I make my movies with an unshakeable faith in the intelligence of the audience. As for the rest, think of me as an atheist.

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Old 08-23-2012, 08:12 AM   #294
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BATMAN: Anyone can be a hero.





SHIA: Thatīs right, people actually bought me as one for years till they finally realized Iīm just a big time a**hole.

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Good stuff UF. Gotta love trashing Shia.

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Old 08-27-2012, 12:03 PM   #296
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Anyone can be a hero.





Maybe, but only I got to be Hiro!

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Old 08-27-2012, 12:48 PM   #297
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I donīt give a ratīs ass about this egotistical Hollywood "face-time" crap. I proudly wear my mask the whole movie!



Showoff.




Self-righteous douchebag.

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Old 08-27-2012, 01:24 PM   #298
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Anyone can be a hero.





Maybe, but only I got to be Hiro!
Hehehehehehe

I like the Spideys Vs. Bane one as well.

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SELINA: Thereīs a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it happens, youīll wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us.
BRUCE:You know what, they thought the exact same thing in North Korea. Maybe youīd rather live there.
SELINA: Go to hell.
BRUCE: No seriously. Iīll pay for the ticket, get you a translator, legalize your situation, everything. Just say when.
SELINA> SHUT. THE F***. UP!!

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I liked the Shia one, because he really is an *******!

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