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08-20-2012, 08:29 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
 BATMAN: "You don't hit people in the balls you [BLEEP]!"
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08-21-2012, 08:04 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
Great stuff guys. Thanks Enrique, great minds think alike!
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08-21-2012, 08:18 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
 BAYNE: You think crap is your ally. But you merely adopted the crap. I was born in it, molded by it, I didn´t see brilliance until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. Last edited by ultimatefan; 08-21-2012 at 09:13 AM. |
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08-21-2012, 09:08 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
 Optimus Prime: Torture? Bayne: Yes... But not of your body... of your soul.
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http://www.fernetbranca.com/ ____________________________________________ "The Dark Knight Trilogy" is such a pretentious title, I'm leaning more towards "RISES: The Dark Batman Knight Begins". That's much better. |
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08-21-2012, 09:14 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
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08-21-2012, 05:55 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
Funny stuff guys.
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08-22-2012, 07:44 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
BAYNE: When the whole set is ashes, you´ll have my permission to stop blowing s*** up. BAYNE: There´s no true despair without hope. Which is why Shia Lavbeouf left the Transformers franchise... but I didn´t.
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. |
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08-22-2012, 10:20 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
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PSN: BARNZY182 TWITTER: @chrisbarnes182 "The Dark Knight Trilogy" Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises "The Gotham Trilogy" Gotham, NightWing, Gotham's Knight. |
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08-22-2012, 11:11 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
Thanks!
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08-22-2012, 02:02 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
 So you came back to die with your city.  No, I came back to fake my own death, abscond to Italy with a woman who is a wanted fugitive and leave Gotham in the hands of a young hothead cop who appears to be amazingly unqualified to take up the Batman mantle and protect the city like I did. I also intend to not tell any of my plan to my surrogate father and let him believe he's partly responsible for my death. ...You're kind of a dick, aren't you? |
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08-22-2012, 02:23 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
Selina wasn´t a wanted fugitive anymore thanks to the clean slate program and Blake proved himself all throughout the movie with his bravery, fighting, detective work, etc. And well, Batman is a hothead too, he can´t give anyone a hard time for that.
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. Last edited by ultimatefan; 08-22-2012 at 02:30 PM. |
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08-22-2012, 03:08 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
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08-22-2012, 03:11 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
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08-22-2012, 03:23 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
 BANE: "Dat Ass!!!"
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08-22-2012, 03:25 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. |
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08-23-2012, 01:43 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
 BALE: You know some extreme fans are going to be pissed that I didn't actually end up dying in this sequence... NOLAN: Do I look like I give a crap? |
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08-23-2012, 07:52 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
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08-23-2012, 08:00 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
BALE: What you think of those people on the internet making all those nitpicky complaints and poking "plot holes"? NOLAN: You´ve clearly noticed by now, I make my movies with an unshakeable faith in the intelligence of the audience. As for the rest, think of me as an atheist.
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08-23-2012, 08:12 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
BATMAN: Anyone can be a hero.  SHIA: That´s right, people actually bought me as one for years till they finally realized I´m just a big time a**hole.
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08-23-2012, 07:55 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
Good stuff UF. Gotta love trashing Shia.
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08-27-2012, 12:03 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
Anyone can be a hero.  Maybe, but only I got to be Hiro!
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. |
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08-27-2012, 12:48 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
I don´t give a rat´s ass about this egotistical Hollywood "face-time" crap. I proudly wear my mask the whole movie!  Showoff.  Self-righteous douchebag.
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. |
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08-27-2012, 01:24 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
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I like the Spideys Vs. Bane one as well.
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08-28-2012, 09:55 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
 SELINA: There´s a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it happens, you´ll wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us. BRUCE:You know what, they thought the exact same thing in North Korea. Maybe you´d rather live there. SELINA: Go to hell. BRUCE: No seriously. I´ll pay for the ticket, get you a translator, legalize your situation, everything. Just say when. SELINA> SHUT. THE F***. UP!!
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08-28-2012, 12:25 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
I liked the Shia one, because he really is an *******!
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