The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 - Page 14

VenomShock · 09-01-2012, 03:00 PM

Wasn't really derailing a thread. That was me making my point, it's out now. I don't think there was any further need to comment on it. But anyways, to make sure this post isn't a complete waste, no matter how funny or unfunny:

Bane: You can watch me torture an entire city... and then the resulting discussions on the View.

LibidoLoca · 09-01-2012, 07:08 PM

BANE: After I finish my hamburger, you have my permission to eat my fries...

BRUCE: But it's Burger King!!!!

Panthro · 09-01-2012, 07:29 PM

Everyone loves Burger King.

BRUCE: "So what did you think of the Social Network?"
SELINA: "Compelling to a point, but after a while you start checking your watch wondering when the film will end as Mark Zuckerberg continues to wear out his welcome and the filmmakers hammer you over the head with the irony of the founder of the world's biggest social networking tool being hopelessly anti-social himself."
BRUCE: "The FICTIONAL Mark Zuckerberg. Remember, they always overplay or downplay certain aspects of real people in films based on real events, such as downplaying the bad things done by the man who was the basis for the Will Smith film the Pursuit of Happyness."
SELINA: "Or Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar in the 1961 film El Cid."
BRUCE: "I've never seen that."
SELINA: "It's good but it's not quite in the same league as the Ten Commandments and Ben-Hur."

Panthro · 09-01-2012, 07:48 PM

SELINA: "If David Lynch had directed a Batman film who do you think he'd cast as us?"
BRUCE: "Well, Kyle MacLachlan as me is an all too obvious fact, given that he's one of the few actors in Hollywood who has the right combination of manly yet sinister good looks."
SELINA: "Which makes it all the more ironic that he voiced Superman in Justice League New Frontier."
BRUCE: "Quite so. For you... he'd probably go for Sherilyn Fenn, Sheryl Lee or Isabella Rosselini. Maybe Laura Harring."

Panthro · 09-01-2012, 09:17 PM

BATMAN: "The air conditioning never works when I need it to..."

Just_Human · 09-02-2012, 12:10 AM

LibidoLoca · 09-02-2012, 03:33 AM

SELINA: Looks like Gotham could use Batman's help...

BRUCE: Who cares, just come back to bed.

VenomShock · 09-02-2012, 04:50 AM

Catwoman: You could've gone anywhere. Been anything. But you came back here.

Batman:Can you name anything preferable to being Batman leading an army of cops in my giant flying bat-tank?

*Catwoman is silent*

Batman: I didn't think so.

Panthro · 09-02-2012, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Human

Yours was funny too Lib

Alvin Draper · 09-02-2012, 09:11 AM

Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!

ultimatefan · 09-02-2012, 11:35 AM

Great stuff guys, especially the one about CW not leaving and the Robin/Joker one.

Just_Human · 09-02-2012, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alvin Draper

Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!

Chrisbarnes182 · 09-02-2012, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alvin Draper

Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!

HAHAHA This is probably the funniest one.

EliteF50 · 09-02-2012, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alvin Draper

Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!

Oh god...

Panthro · 09-02-2012, 09:51 PM

BATMAN: "Dang, forgot the keys."

TinkTonks · 09-02-2012, 09:57 PM

love the forgot the bomb one!

Batman: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!

Just_Human · 09-02-2012, 11:04 PM

" I finally escaped the pit after spending almost my whole life there, and this is what a get ?
6 morons sitting all day on a couch, whining about their dates .......

**** that ****, I'm going back into the pit "

VenomShock · 09-03-2012, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Human

" I finally escaped the pit after spending almost my whole life there, and this is what a get ?
6 morons sitting all day on a couch, whining about their dates .......

**** that ****, I'm going back into the pit "

Holy ****..... That is undescribable badassery there.

Nice find!

ultimatefan · 09-03-2012, 10:06 AM

Great one, JH.

ANNOUNCER: Batman and Bane perform their happy dance in celebration of The Dark Knight Rises reaching one billion dollars worldwide.

Panthro · 09-03-2012, 01:43 PM

^^Good times

SELINA: "Do you think fans will ever stop arguing over who was a better Joker - Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?"
BRUCE: "Probably not, but that's the fan base for you. Me? I'm content with the vividly dynamic performances of both men."

dnno1 · 09-03-2012, 03:13 PM

60's Batman: "Isn't retirement great guys?"

ultimatefan · 09-03-2012, 03:16 PM

edit

ultimatefan · 09-03-2012, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

^^Good times

SELINA: "Do you think fans will ever stop arguing over who was a better Joker - Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?"
BRUCE: "Probably not, but that's the fan base for you. Me? I'm content with the vividly dynamic performances of both men."

Good times Indeed. And there will be the arguments about who´s the better CW as well.

ultimatefan · 09-03-2012, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dnno1

60's Batman: "Isn't retirement great guys?"

hehehehehehehehe

ultimatefan · 09-03-2012, 03:55 PM

JAMES CAMERON: So, we both made billion-dollar movies.
NOLAN: Indeed. I made mine with challenging themes of moral duality, impossible choices and self-destruction. You?
JC: I... showed pretty glowy things in 3-D.
NOLAN: Ah. Cute, cute.

09-01-2012, 03:00 PM	#326
VenomShock Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 149	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Wasn't really derailing a thread. That was me making my point, it's out now. I don't think there was any further need to comment on it. But anyways, to make sure this post isn't a complete waste, no matter how funny or unfunny: Bane: You can watch me torture an entire city... and then the resulting discussions on the View.

09-01-2012, 07:08 PM	#327
LibidoLoca Sensually Delicious Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,693	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 BANE: After I finish my hamburger, you have my permission to eat my fries... BRUCE: But it's Burger King!!!! __________________ CHRISTOPHER NOLAN \| ZACK SNYDER \| NICOLAS REFN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES \| MAN OF STEEL \| WONDER WOMAN *T*

09-01-2012, 07:29 PM	#328
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Everyone loves Burger King. BRUCE: "So what did you think of the Social Network?" SELINA: "Compelling to a point, but after a while you start checking your watch wondering when the film will end as Mark Zuckerberg continues to wear out his welcome and the filmmakers hammer you over the head with the irony of the founder of the world's biggest social networking tool being hopelessly anti-social himself." BRUCE: "The *FICTIONAL* Mark Zuckerberg. Remember, they always overplay or downplay certain aspects of real people in films based on real events, such as downplaying the bad things done by the man who was the basis for the Will Smith film the Pursuit of Happyness." SELINA: "Or Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar in the 1961 film El Cid." BRUCE: "I've never seen that." SELINA: "It's good but it's not quite in the same league as the Ten Commandments and Ben-Hur." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-01-2012, 07:48 PM	#329
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 SELINA: "If David Lynch had directed a Batman film who do you think he'd cast as us?" BRUCE: "Well, Kyle MacLachlan as me is an all too obvious fact, given that he's one of the few actors in Hollywood who has the right combination of manly yet sinister good looks." SELINA: "Which makes it all the more ironic that he voiced Superman in Justice League New Frontier." BRUCE: "Quite so. For you... he'd probably go for Sherilyn Fenn, Sheryl Lee or Isabella Rosselini. Maybe Laura Harring." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS* Last edited by Panthro; 09-01-2012 at 09:17 PM.

09-01-2012, 09:17 PM	#330
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 BATMAN: "The air conditioning never works when I need it to..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-02-2012, 12:10 AM	#331
Just_Human Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 896	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

09-02-2012, 03:33 AM	#332
LibidoLoca Sensually Delicious Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,693	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 SELINA: Looks like Gotham could use Batman's help... BRUCE: Who cares, just come back to bed. __________________ CHRISTOPHER NOLAN \| ZACK SNYDER \| NICOLAS REFN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES \| MAN OF STEEL \| WONDER WOMAN *T* Last edited by LibidoLoca; 09-02-2012 at 04:11 AM.

09-02-2012, 04:50 AM	#333
VenomShock Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 149	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Catwoman: You could've gone anywhere. Been anything. But you came back here. Batman:Can you name anything preferable to being Batman leading an army of cops in my giant flying bat-tank? Catwoman is silent Batman: I didn't think so.

09-02-2012, 09:11 AM	#335
Alvin Draper Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 233	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham? Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!

09-02-2012, 11:35 AM	#336
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Great stuff guys, especially the one about CW not leaving and the Robin/Joker one. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-02-2012, 09:51 PM	#340
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 BATMAN: "Dang, forgot the keys." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-02-2012, 09:57 PM	#341
TinkTonks loves her some Tom Hardy! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Southern WV Posts: 1,079	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 love the forgot the bomb one! Batman: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! __________________ Not a thing did I have, Not a thing did I see, Till I called on your love And your love came to me... ~george harrison Visit my gallery

09-02-2012, 11:04 PM	#342
Just_Human Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 896	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 " I finally escaped the pit after spending almost my whole life there, and this is what a get ? 6 morons sitting all day on a couch, whining about their dates ....... ** that **, I'm going back into the pit "

09-03-2012, 10:06 AM	#344
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Great one, JH. ANNOUNCER: Batman and Bane perform their happy dance in celebration of The Dark Knight Rises reaching one billion dollars worldwide. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-03-2012, 01:43 PM	#345
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 ^^Good times SELINA: "Do you think fans will ever stop arguing over who was a better Joker - Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?" BRUCE: "Probably not, but that's the fan base for you. Me? I'm content with the vividly dynamic performances of both men." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-03-2012, 03:13 PM	#346
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,975	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 60's Batman: "Isn't retirement great guys?" __________________ Dno

09-03-2012, 03:16 PM	#347
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 edit __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-03-2012, 03:55 PM	#350
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 JAMES CAMERON: So, we both made billion-dollar movies. NOLAN: Indeed. I made mine with challenging themes of moral duality, impossible choices and self-destruction. You? JC: I... showed pretty glowy things in 3-D. NOLAN: Ah. Cute, cute. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

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