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Old 09-01-2012, 03:00 PM   #326
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Wasn't really derailing a thread. That was me making my point, it's out now. I don't think there was any further need to comment on it. But anyways, to make sure this post isn't a complete waste, no matter how funny or unfunny:



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Old 09-01-2012, 07:08 PM   #327
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BRUCE: But it's Burger King!!!!

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Old 09-01-2012, 07:29 PM   #328
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Everyone loves Burger King.


BRUCE: "So what did you think of the Social Network?"
SELINA: "Compelling to a point, but after a while you start checking your watch wondering when the film will end as Mark Zuckerberg continues to wear out his welcome and the filmmakers hammer you over the head with the irony of the founder of the world's biggest social networking tool being hopelessly anti-social himself."
BRUCE: "The FICTIONAL Mark Zuckerberg. Remember, they always overplay or downplay certain aspects of real people in films based on real events, such as downplaying the bad things done by the man who was the basis for the Will Smith film the Pursuit of Happyness."
SELINA: "Or Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar in the 1961 film El Cid."
BRUCE: "I've never seen that."
SELINA: "It's good but it's not quite in the same league as the Ten Commandments and Ben-Hur."

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Old 09-01-2012, 07:48 PM   #329
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SELINA: "If David Lynch had directed a Batman film who do you think he'd cast as us?"
BRUCE: "Well, Kyle MacLachlan as me is an all too obvious fact, given that he's one of the few actors in Hollywood who has the right combination of manly yet sinister good looks."
SELINA: "Which makes it all the more ironic that he voiced Superman in Justice League New Frontier."
BRUCE: "Quite so. For you... he'd probably go for Sherilyn Fenn, Sheryl Lee or Isabella Rosselini. Maybe Laura Harring."

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Old 09-01-2012, 09:17 PM   #330
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SELINA: Looks like Gotham could use Batman's help...


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Old 09-02-2012, 04:50 AM   #333
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Old 09-02-2012, 07:54 AM   #334
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Yours was funny too Lib

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Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!

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Old 09-02-2012, 11:35 AM   #336
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Great stuff guys, especially the one about CW not leaving and the Robin/Joker one.

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Old 09-02-2012, 12:14 PM   #337
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Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!

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Old 09-02-2012, 05:59 PM   #338
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Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!
HAHAHA This is probably the funniest one.

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Old 09-02-2012, 06:54 PM   #339
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Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!
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BATMAN: "Dang, forgot the keys."

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Old 09-02-2012, 09:57 PM   #341
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love the forgot the bomb one!


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" I finally escaped the pit after spending almost my whole life there, and this is what a get ?
6 morons sitting all day on a couch, whining about their dates .......

**** that ****, I'm going back into the pit "


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Old 09-03-2012, 01:48 AM   #343
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" I finally escaped the pit after spending almost my whole life there, and this is what a get ?
6 morons sitting all day on a couch, whining about their dates .......

**** that ****, I'm going back into the pit "

Holy ****..... That is undescribable badassery there.

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Old 09-03-2012, 10:06 AM   #344
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Great one, JH.



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^^Good times



SELINA: "Do you think fans will ever stop arguing over who was a better Joker - Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?"
BRUCE: "Probably not, but that's the fan base for you. Me? I'm content with the vividly dynamic performances of both men."

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60's Batman: "Isn't retirement great guys?"

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SELINA: "Do you think fans will ever stop arguing over who was a better Joker - Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?"
BRUCE: "Probably not, but that's the fan base for you. Me? I'm content with the vividly dynamic performances of both men."
Good times Indeed. And there will be the arguments about who´s the better CW as well.

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60's Batman: "Isn't retirement great guys?"
hehehehehehehehe

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JAMES CAMERON: So, we both made billion-dollar movies.
NOLAN: Indeed. I made mine with challenging themes of moral duality, impossible choices and self-destruction. You?
JC: I... showed pretty glowy things in 3-D.
NOLAN: Ah. Cute, cute.

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