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Old 09-20-2012, 07:49 AM   #426
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:37 PM   #427
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Old 09-20-2012, 09:09 PM   #428
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:36 AM   #429
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Great stuff guys.



Iīm Batman, mate!



And Iīm a bloody good friend!



And Iīm your lovely shire Spider-Man, my good lads!

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Old 09-21-2012, 05:23 PM   #430
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Hehehe, oh those British Superheroes...


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Old 09-22-2012, 08:51 PM   #431
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Bane : So you come back to DIE with your city?!!





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Old 09-22-2012, 10:34 PM   #432
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Old 09-23-2012, 12:03 AM   #433
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- " Hey, nice uniform; can I wear it ? "
- " no way "
- " I want to become a cop later "
- " you a cop ? please .... you dont have what it takes .... besides you are a smart kid ..... you can have a much better job "
- " Are you trying to keep me away from the police ? I dont care, I will be a cop "
- " yeah well, we'll see .... you a cop .. you would be a disgrace to the uniform............... buahahahaha "











A few years later .........



- " what now ? "
- " impossible !
- " lol on top of that you are a postman now ? "










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Old 09-23-2012, 04:04 PM   #434
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- " Hey, nice uniform; can I wear it ? "
- " no way "
- " I want to become a cop later "
- " you a cop ? please .... you dont have what it takes .... besides you are a smart kid ..... you can have a much better job "
- " Are you trying to keep me away from the police ? I dont care, I will be a cop "
- " yeah well, we'll see .... you a cop .. you would be a disgrace to the uniform............... buahahahaha "











A few years later .........



- " what now ? "
- " impossible !
- " lol on top of that you are a postman now ? "








That's great

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Old 09-23-2012, 04:19 PM   #435
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BANE: "You know who'd be perfect for you in the next reboot?"


BRUCE: "Don't say Shia Labouef."


BANE: "Oh no, oh no no no, I think we all know the most perfectly logical choice to play you in the next reboot is... Rupert Grint."



BATMAN: "Alright, now you're just trying to piss me off!"





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Old 09-26-2012, 02:23 PM   #436
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Great stuff, especially the Seinfeld one.


BATMAN: How about reenacting that licking scene from Batman Returns?
CATWOMAN: I dunno, how about reenacting the clawing your gut one?
BATMAN: Yeah, that too.
CATWOMAN: Perv.

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Old 09-26-2012, 03:17 PM   #437
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SUPERMAN: But Bruce, how come you didnīt go for Baneīs mask in your first fight?

BATMAN: I didnīt know what the mask did. For all I knew, it was a symbol, like Jokerīs make-up or my own mask. Remember, even the CIA agent questioned Bane about the mask and he answered cryptically.

SUPERMAN: And how come he left you with a doctor in the pit and you recovered so quickly?

BATMAN: Remember, I didnīt have a spinal chord injury like in Knightfall, it was an exposed vertebrae, a prison is gonna have a guy who knows how to pop a bone back in place. Itīs not like I had Doctor House performing brain surgery with robots on me. And it wasnīt that easy, I spent months recovering in that pit.

SUPERMAN: But how did you get back to Gotham without any money, and so soon?

BATMAN: In BB, I spent seven years travelling all over the world and I didnīt have money either, that wasnīt my first rodeo. And it took me three weeks.

SUPERMAN: Okay, but how did you survive the nuclear fusion reactor explosion?

BATMAN: I had fixed The Batīs autopilot. The reactor had a destruction range of six miles, a distance that souped up chopper could cover in very little time. I had an escape pod in my frikking car, you think I wouldnīt have something similar in a flying machine?

SUPERMAN: Okay, okay, fine, but how did you...

BATMAN: Clark, for the last time, stop going to these fanboy message boards. How these people manage to waste so much time with those petty arguments, thatīs a "plot hole" that has no answer...

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Old 09-26-2012, 05:41 PM   #438
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Funny stuff UF



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BATMAN: "He reads people very well."




SUPERMAN: "So I hear the Perks of Being A Wallflower only got a limited release."
BATMAN: "I know. Surprising given it was based on a critically acclaimed book and stars Emma Watson of the Harry Potter franchise. You'd think the studio would want to capitalize on her and the perception of being her first big post-Potter project."
SUPERMAN: "Meh, it's a movie about angst ridden teens, it's not that unique an experience."
BATMAN: "That's shallow Clark."
SUPERMAN: "Says the guy who actually paid money to go see Wolverine Origins."
BATMAN: "Shut up."

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SUPERMAN: "You know hitting 100 issues used to be a badge of honor, now it's seen as a kiss of death. What happened?"
BATMAN: "Continuity, basically. No one wants to deal with it. Fans don't want to deal with it. Writers, artists and editors don't want to deal with it, and sales being what they are now they're afraid that fans of all ages will feel turned off by the big numbers like they'll be walking into an adventure they won't understand, etc."

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Thanks anbd great stuff. Thatīs part of why the industry is more and more about creator-owned stuff and graphic novels. Stories with a beginning, a middle and an end, a consistent creatorīs vision...



BRUCE: I really need a bigger codpiece.

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Old 10-02-2012, 09:39 AM   #442
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Thanks a lot!



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BATMAN: "I wonder how long I have to wait until my next reboot..."

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Old 10-04-2012, 09:04 AM   #445
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hehehehehe, that Gangnam style phenomen is hilariously bizarre...



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BATMAN: Cīmon Clark, he hasnīt been my "beloved" Frank Miller since Batman Vs. Spawn. And it only got worse from there.

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BATMAN: Hmmm faging a hong kiff unger all ffis ffreezimg golb waff a bag iggea.
CATWOMAN: Yeahg, by fongue if fdugk.
BATMAN: Fdill woth if.
CATWOMAN: Fottahhy woth it.

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Funny stuff UF



BATMAN: "Who has time to worry about stupidly stupid events like Avengers Vs. X-Men when they've got a hot babe in their arms?"

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Old 10-06-2012, 10:27 AM   #448
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hehehehehe





Superman: So Bruce, have you seen my Superman Vs. The Elite animated feature? Pretty good, huh?

Batman: You mean the one where youīre basically Elvis Presley fighting Johnny Rotten?

Superman: Exactly.

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Superman: Exactly.
Bwahahahaha



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BATMAN: "I can't even begin to explain all the things that are wrong with that development."

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