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Old 07-31-2012, 06:44 PM   #126
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ANNE: "Whoa... I... I think I'm getting light-headed... whew, Michelle Pfeiffer wasn't kidding when she said these suits cut off the oxygen..."

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Old 07-31-2012, 06:45 PM   #127
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BATTY: OMIGOD, OMIGOD WAIT... WAIT... My back's out again.

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Old 07-31-2012, 06:46 PM   #128
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BATMAN: "I'll swallow your soul!"
BANE: "Come get some."

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Old 07-31-2012, 06:49 PM   #129
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SIMPSONS JOKE!!!!





*Bane throws football*

Batty: AAAAAH! MY GROIN!!!


(See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egsdx_CUYfg if you dont get it)

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Old 07-31-2012, 07:56 PM   #130
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SIMPSONS JOKE!!!!





*Bane throws football*

Batty: AAAAAH! MY GROIN!!!


(See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egsdx_CUYfg if you dont get it)
Ah, classic Simpsons.

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Old 07-31-2012, 07:58 PM   #131
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BATMAN: "Catwoman is mine do you hear?! MINE!!!"

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Old 08-01-2012, 11:32 AM   #132
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Great stuff guys



BALE: You mean the fanboys still think Batman would never sleep with Catwoman?



BALE: You mean the fanboys think we´re worried about the box office?
ANNE: Yeah, all the way to the bank, baby!

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Old 08-01-2012, 02:15 PM   #133
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Funny stuff UF.


CATWOMAN: "Who said I couldn't take Black Widow in a fight?"

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Old 08-01-2012, 02:22 PM   #134
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*Bane throws football*

Batty: AAAAAH! MY GROIN!!!


(See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egsdx_CUYfg if you dont get it)
Moleman's version is just a tad better.

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Old 08-01-2012, 10:29 PM   #135
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Bane: This is the man you worship? He's a grown man and got hair like Dennis the Menace. What's going on here?

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Old 08-01-2012, 11:02 PM   #136
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Bane: This is the man you worship? He's a grown man and got hair like Dennis the Menace. What's going on here?



BANE: "You see this man? He still owes me 5 bucks. Find him and bring him to me and I'll split the 5 bucks with you. I'm not sure how, but we'll figure that out when we get there."

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Old 08-02-2012, 08:47 AM   #137
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Great stuff guys.


ANNOUNCER: This just in. We´ve been informed that billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne has falen into a deep well. He´s severely injured and unable to climb up. The authorities have not yet figured out how to safely retrieve him.




STING: There´s a hole in my heart, as deep as the weeell, for that poor little playboy, who´s stuck halfway to heeell...



SIDESHOW MEL: We can´t get him out, so we do the best next thiiing...



RAINIER WOLFCASTLE: We go on TV and sing, sing, siiing...


CHORUS: WE´RE SENDING OUR LOVE DOWN THE WEEELL...


KRUSTY: DOOOWN DOOOWN WEEELL!!!

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Old 08-02-2012, 09:26 AM   #138
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Great stuff guys.


ANNOUNCER: This just in. We´ve been informed that billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne has falen into a deep well. He´s severely injured and unable to climb up. The authorities have not yet figured out how to safely retrieve him.




STING: There´s a hole in my heart, as deep as the weeell, for that poor little playboy, who´s stuck halfway to heeell...



SIDESHOW MEL: We can´t get him out, so we do the best next thiiing...



RAINIER WOLFCASTLE: We go on TV and sing, sing, siiing...


CHORUS: WE´RE SENDING OUR LOVE DOWN THE WEEELL...


KRUSTY: DOOOWN DOOOWN WEEELL!!!
No Simpsons like Classic Simpsons

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Old 08-02-2012, 12:22 PM   #139
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I didn´t create this one, but I SO wish I did...


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BANE: You see this man? Another victim of Batman's conveniently "accidental" deaths, I think me or someone close to me is next...

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I didn´t create this one, but I SO wish I did...

Ouch

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Old 08-02-2012, 05:59 PM   #142
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BANE: You see this man? Another victim of Batman's conveniently "accidental" deaths, I think me or someone close to me is next...

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Old 08-03-2012, 09:19 AM   #143
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Great stuff.


BANE: You think this man is so great, so brilliant, a knight in shining armor... But you wanna know the truth?! He did The Core!

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Old 08-03-2012, 09:27 AM   #144
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BANE: You think this man is so great, so brilliant, a knight in shining armor... But you wanna know the truth?! He did The Core!



...and Paycheck, too.

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Thanks! Oh yeah, that´s right.

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BANE: You think this man is so great, so brilliant, a knight in shining armor... But you wanna know the truth?! He did The Core!


An actor's gotta eat.

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BANE: How the hell did you
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BATMAN: Some guy basically raped my back with his hand. It was more painful than childbirth, expelling a kidney stone and a kick to the nuts combined!
BANE: So... Shiatsu?

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BANE: How the hell did you
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BATMAN: Some guy basically raped my back with his hand. It was more painful than childbirth, expelling a kidney stone and a kick to the nuts combined!
BANE: So... Shiatsu?
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CATWOMAN: "Eek! A Mouse!"



BATGIRL: "Uh... are you sure this will get me a role in the next Batman reboot?"
CATWOMAN: "Of course it will. Now sit there quietly while I do my work."
BATGIRL: "But-"
CATWOMAN: "Quiet of Catwoman Spank!"
BATGIRL: "Oh..."

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NOLAN: So, lets see what fans are saying

FANS: OMG! Blake = Darker Grayson, Nolan is a Genius!

NOLAN: Oh my, these fans will overanalyse EVERYTHING!!!!
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