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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
 ANNE: "Whoa... I... I think I'm getting light-headed... whew, Michelle Pfeiffer wasn't kidding when she said these suits cut off the oxygen..."
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07-31-2012, 06:45 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
 BATTY: OMIGOD, OMIGOD WAIT... WAIT... My back's out again. BANE: LOL, I WRECKED your f**king back, bro.
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07-31-2012, 06:46 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
BATMAN: "I'll swallow your soul!" BANE: "Come get some."
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07-31-2012, 06:49 PM
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this is an OUTRAGE!
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
SIMPSONS JOKE!!!!
*Bane throws football* Batty: AAAAAH! MY GROIN!!! (See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egsdx_CUYfg if you dont get it)
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07-31-2012, 07:56 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
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07-31-2012, 07:58 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
BATMAN: "Catwoman is mine do you hear?! MINE!!!"
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08-01-2012, 11:32 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
Great stuff guys
 BALE: You mean the fanboys still think Batman would never sleep with Catwoman? BALE: You mean the fanboys think we´re worried about the box office? ANNE: Yeah, all the way to the bank, baby!
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08-01-2012, 02:15 PM
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Funny stuff UF.
CATWOMAN: "Who said I couldn't take Black Widow in a fight?"
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08-01-2012, 02:22 PM
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08-01-2012, 10:29 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
 Bane: This is the man you worship? He's a grown man and got hair like Dennis the Menace. What's going on here?
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08-01-2012, 11:02 PM
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 BANE: "You see this man? He still owes me 5 bucks. Find him and bring him to me and I'll split the 5 bucks with you. I'm not sure how, but we'll figure that out when we get there."
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08-02-2012, 08:47 AM
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Great stuff guys.
 ANNOUNCER: This just in. We´ve been informed that billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne has falen into a deep well. He´s severely injured and unable to climb up. The authorities have not yet figured out how to safely retrieve him.  STING: There´s a hole in my heart, as deep as the weeell, for that poor little playboy, who´s stuck halfway to heeell...  SIDESHOW MEL: We can´t get him out, so we do the best next thiiing...  RAINIER WOLFCASTLE: We go on TV and sing, sing, siiing...  CHORUS: WE´RE SENDING OUR LOVE DOWN THE WEEELL...  KRUSTY: DOOOWN DOOOWN WEEELL!!!
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. Last edited by ultimatefan; 08-02-2012 at 08:50 AM. Reason: !!! |
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08-02-2012, 09:26 AM
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08-02-2012, 12:22 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
I didn´t create this one, but I SO wish I did...
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08-02-2012, 01:26 PM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
BANE: You see this man? Another victim of Batman's conveniently "accidental" deaths, I think me or someone close to me is next...
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08-02-2012, 05:59 PM
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Ouch
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08-02-2012, 05:59 PM
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08-03-2012, 09:19 AM
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4
Great stuff.
BANE: You think this man is so great, so brilliant, a knight in shining armor... But you wanna know the truth?! He did The Core!
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08-03-2012, 09:27 AM
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...and Paycheck, too.
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08-03-2012, 09:40 AM
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Thanks! Oh yeah, that´s right.
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 An actor's gotta eat. 
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08-05-2012, 10:32 AM
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BANE: How the hell did you Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:
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 CATWOMAN: "Eek! A Mouse!"  BATGIRL: "Uh... are you sure this will get me a role in the next Batman reboot?" CATWOMAN: "Of course it will. Now sit there quietly while I do my work." BATGIRL: "But-" CATWOMAN: "Quiet of Catwoman Spank!" BATGIRL: "Oh..."
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