Unintentionally Funny Moments in The Dark Knight Rises

[Nathan]

What I found even more hilarious, is that it took them so long to hit any of the cops in the first place. Seriously, for the first couple seconds you see the bullets just hitting the ground in front of their feet.

[ThreadPool]

Originally Posted by Batmatic

"Foley?! Where's Foley, damnit?!?!"

I've randomly thought about that several times since my second viewing and had a good chuckle.
I thought I was the only one.

[JaD]

Originally Posted by henzINNIT

The entire "Cops run directly at machine gun wielding thugs" sequence was pretty hilarious to me, as was the Bat battering the unstable nuke against lamposts and things as it flew away.

Nolan really let the stupid in on this film.

I thought that was brave in one way, but stupid in the other. I don't see why any of the cops upfront didn't have some riot shields to start the charge.

[Deserana]

I found it funny when Blake ran up some stairs.

Also the scene where Bane turned around.

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But seriously the scene where Batman says "I can take it over the bay" was rather amusing. Sounded very OTT.

[Cunning Stunts]

Ben Mendelsohn's delivery.

"Wayne can't get your money backIcan," "How was that thuppothed to help my company abthorb WANGTH?!"

And the cliche smarmy look he had on his face and delivery he spoke with when he was telling Lucius that Wayne had no business being in the boardroom.

And his really far-out-there lisp.

He was just too funny for me to take him seriously. His vice president was more intimidating than he was.

[The Guard]

The entire "Cops run directly at machine gun wielding thugs" sequence was pretty hilarious to me, as was the Bat battering the unstable nuke against lamposts and things as it flew away.

Nolan really let the stupid in on this film.

Yes. Yes he did.

Batman hit like every single thing in the Bat's path with the nuke until he got into the canyons between buildings.

[Quasar]

That time Blake was being a hot head. Foley so called him on it!

[I Am The Knight]

Some pretty terrible CGI shots when the Bat is evading those missiles. Or maybe it was the way the camera moved, but it was rather funny.

[Hype_the_Hero]

The whole "cops running at machine gun wielding mercenaries" was brilliant if you ask me.. What do you think happened back in the day when guns made their way into wars? Samurai didn't just give up their swords, they went to battle with them and fought against men with guns and canons. It shows bravery, not stupidity.

[ZOMBIE]

Originally Posted by Hype_the_Hero

The whole "cops running at machine gun wielding mercenaries" was brilliant if you ask me.. What do you think happened back in the day when guns made their way into wars? Samurai didn't just give up their swords, they went to battle with them and fought against men with guns and canons. It shows bravery, not stupidity.

Shows stupidity, where was Blake, he was at every crime scene before that, when it kicks off he is nowhere to be seen.

Why didn't the Police try negotiation or get SWAT involved, they could have used kitchen appliances as weapons.

Running into machine gunners with bad aims I'll admit is not cool or clever.

[Deserana]

Originally Posted by ZOMBIE

Shows stupidity, where was Blake, he was at every crime scene before that, when it kicks off he is nowhere to be seen.

Why didn't the Police try negotiation or get SWAT involved, they could have used kitchen appliances as weapons.

Running into machine gunners with bad aims I'll admit is not cool or clever.

This post is so full of wrong.

[ZOMBIE]

Originally Posted by Deserana

This post is so full of wrong.

How so ?

[Hype_the_Hero]

where was Blake, he was at every crime scene before that, when it kicks off he is nowhere to be seen.

Batman told him he wasn't needed for battle, but to get the kids off the island.

Why didn't the Police try negotiation or get SWAT involved, they could have used kitchen appliances as weapons.

Police and SWAT were stuck underground for months, when they got out they had dusted handguns and batons that wouldn't do much damage to a merc dressed in body armor.

Running into machine gunners with bad aims I'll admit is not cool or clever.

It wasn't meant to be "cool" or "clever". There was only one police force in that city, and they were ready to fight to the death to prove it.

[Macphisto]

The scene in the prison where Bruce finally makes the jump and it cuts to all the prisoners celebrating, one of whom looks like Captain Birdseye.

[Drizzle]

Originally Posted by Macphisto

The scene in the prison where Bruce finally makes the jump and it cuts to all the prisoners celebrating, one of whom looks like Captain Birdseye.

AHAHAHAHAHA! I know exactly which one you're talking about.

[Deserana]

Originally Posted by ZOMBIE

How so ?

Because of this -

Originally Posted by Hype_the_Hero

Batman told him he wasn't needed for battle, but to get the kids off the island.


Police and SWAT were stuck underground for months, when they got out they had dusted handguns and batons that wouldn't do much damage to a merc dressed in body armor.

It wasn't meant to be "cool" or "clever". There was only one police force in that city, and they were ready to fight to the death to prove it.

[henzINNIT]

Originally Posted by Hype_the_Hero

The whole "cops running at machine gun wielding mercenaries" was brilliant if you ask me.. What do you think happened back in the day when guns made their way into wars? Samurai didn't just give up their swords, they went to battle with them and fought against men with guns and canons. It shows bravery, not stupidity.

Running head on into gun fire? It shows stupidity.

There were far better strategic methods to taking on an army other than running stright into bullets like lemmings. They even had smoke cannisters that they used only after they started running and being fired upon.

Originally Posted by The Guard

Yes. Yes he did.

Batman hit like every single thing in the Bat's path with the nuke until he got into the canyons between buildings.

My girlfriend was ridiculously annoyed wathcing that bit, like this the whole time =

which made it even funnier to me of course haha

[TanneRain]

He's dragging a four ton nuclear bomb on a cable, it's not gonna hit things?

[Deserana]

Correct me if I'm wrong but don't nuclear bombs only go off if a) a timer runs out or b) they are triggered....

I'm sure no matter how unstable a nuclear bomb is it doesn't go off if you knock it. Otherwise we'd have nuclear bombs going off left, right and centre.

[Mob1423]

You'd have to whack a bomb right in the core for it to detonate. That's the whole point of it's shell; so no one kills everyone by just bumping into it

[ZOMBIE]

Originally Posted by Hype_the_Hero

Batman told him he wasn't needed for battle, but to get the kids off the island.


Police and SWAT were stuck underground for months, when they got out they had dusted handguns and batons that wouldn't do much damage to a merc dressed in body armor.

It wasn't meant to be "cool" or "clever". There was only one police force in that city, and they were ready to fight to the death to prove it.

Batman was wrong, he was needed he could have mad a difference, he failed to get the kids of the island, failed they would have died in a nuclear blast is rthat winning...no.

The Police uniforms were not dusty, and they could run so did aerobic exercises deffo.

They were ready to fight to the death and got shot dead...great.

[batbax]

I thought When bane dislocated CIA douches trachea was hilarious. I thought oh boy are we in for a laugh riot. And when the guy sacrificed his life for bane? Hahaha omg haven't seen anything that ****ing funny since Richard Pryor lit himself on fire after freebasing coke... And did y'all see bane punch that lady in the stock exchange with his helmet? Omfg bet that ***** had a severe brain injury. Pure comic gold.

[Mace Dolex]

Lucius Fox and his bowties, I know Fox is a distinguished gentleman but who wears bowties at work? I mean for a fund raising event or dance sure but at work?

[I Am The Knight]

That shot where Catwoman is blowing up the cars and her ass seems to be right in your face was hilariously distracting! It's like she's moving her goods towards the audience, and you forget about the important thing that Batman sent her to do.

[Doctor Who]

After 3 times of watching it now.....

Morgan Freeman's lazy left hand...