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Old 09-26-2012, 02:41 PM   #126
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MS. MARVEL: Can you believe that Marvel was all dismissive when DC launched the New 52 and now they´re shamalessly ripping it off with this NOW! thing?
THING: Well, before that Marvel had the Ultimate thing...
SPIDER-MAN: And before that, DC had the post-crisis...
WOLVERINE: IT´S. ALL. THE. SAME. RECYCLING. HORSES***. ALL. OVER. AGAIN.

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Old 09-26-2012, 05:50 PM   #127
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^^Hehehehehe


LOKI: "I will not buy any DC comics until Wally West returns to his rightful place as the one true Flash!"


TONY: "Being a little petty there aren't you?"


LOKI: "Well it was either that or unleashing an army of Frost Giants upon them but I figured the Frost Giants would be too subtle."

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"Who's ready to fight the Chitauri tomorrow?!"
"Woooo!"

THE NEXT DAY



"So... just us today?"
"Yep."

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"Who's ready to fight the Chitauri tomorrow?!"
"Woooo!"

THE NEXT DAY



"So... just us today?"
"Yep."
Hehehehehehehehehe



MS. MARVEL: "You know there are advantages to not being Wonder Woman. For one thing, I might actually appear in a film some day, maybe not my own but at least as part of an Avengers ensemble."

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Old 09-27-2012, 09:42 AM   #130
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Hawkeye: Ok what do you see this time Hulk?
Hulk: Hulk see something that reminds me of Nighthawk

Hawkeye: Are you sure that its not a new Power Ranger?

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Old 09-27-2012, 09:45 AM   #131
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Hawkeye: Hulk you dont look so good whats wrong?
Hulk: Word to the wise: dont mix Schwarma, wasabi and Red Bull-EVER.
Hawkeye: Got it

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Old 09-27-2012, 09:55 AM   #132
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Great stuff all around guys.

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Old 09-27-2012, 06:16 PM   #133
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Hawkeye: Ok what do you see this time Hulk?
Hulk: Hulk see something that reminds me of Nighthawk

Hawkeye: Are you sure that its not a new Power Ranger?

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Old 09-29-2012, 11:54 AM   #134
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Marvels possible new design for Cap's costume for the Winter Soldier and Avengers 2 did not go over as well as planned:

Ms Marvel: Holy crap! What the hell is that thing walking our way?! It looks a Chitauri after being stuck in a smokehouse for a week!
Thing: Dats the new proposed suit for Cap for the upcoming films. Fortunately its not final.
Spider-man: yeah thank God its not final-it looks worse than my Venom suit from SM3!
Wolverine: no kiddin bub. If I look at that monstrosity one more sec I will get so sick not even my healing factor could handle it!

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Old 09-29-2012, 06:11 PM   #135
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Marvels possible new design for Cap's costume for the Winter Soldier and Avengers 2 did not go over as well as planned:

Ms Marvel: Holy crap! What the hell is that thing walking our way?! It looks a Chitauri after being stuck in a smokehouse for a week!
Thing: Dats the new proposed suit for Cap for the upcoming films. Fortunately its not final.
Spider-man: yeah thank God its not final-it looks worse than my Venom suit from SM3!
Wolverine: no kiddin bub. If I look at that monstrosity one more sec I will get so sick not even my healing factor could handle it!
Hehehehehe


MS. MARVEL: "So now there's a rumor that Frank Miller might be involved with the Justice League film!"
THING: "Oh that ain't good..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Thank God he never came near me."
WOLVERINE: "Hey now, Frank did some damn fine work in the past-"
LUKE CAGE: "Emphasis on 'past'."
MS. MARVEL: "Oh and did I mention there's talk of Justice League being a stand alone film instead of tying into the continuity of other films?"
SPIDER-MAN: "You might have, about five drinks ago, but I can't remember."
WOLVERINE: "Silly Warner Brothers..."

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Old 10-01-2012, 01:01 PM   #136
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Hawkeye: Wow what happened here Hulk?! Did you take out a Leviathan that we missed somehow?
Hulk: No Hulk went Gangnam style in the street.
Hawkeye: Hawkeye to Fury- make sure to block all Gangnam style music and videos in the Hulks vicinity. Remember Fury only you can prevent Hulk Gangnam style!

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Old 10-01-2012, 03:20 PM   #137
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Hawkeye: Wow what happened here Hulk?! Did you take out a Leviathan that we missed somehow?
Hulk: No Hulk went Gangnam style in the street.
Hawkeye: Hawkeye to Fury- make sure to block all Gangnam style music and videos in the Hulks vicinity. Remember Fury only you can prevent Hulk Gangnam style!
Hehehehehe


MS. MARVEL: "Come on, who would you rather look at for two hours, an Australian passing for a Norseman or me?"
THOR: "I am not Australian!"

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HERCULES: "Thor, buddy, c'mon man, ya gotta get me into the sequel. I haven't had a good cinematic gig in years man! The Lion of Olympus has bills to pay!"


HULK: "Hulk sure glad Hulk's not Hercules, otherwise Hulk may still be waiting for a movie."

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Old 10-02-2012, 08:04 AM   #139
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Hercules: By the Power of Zeus I will avenge you!!

Ms Marvel: Ok who is this guy trying to be an Avenger? A reject from Spartacus blood and sand?
Thor: I thought he was from the last Conan movie.

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Great stuff guys.



WIDOW: ... and if you´re picturing me naked right now, you´re next!

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Hercules: By the Power of Zeus I will avenge you!!

Ms Marvel: Ok who is this guy trying to be an Avenger? A reject from Spartacus blood and sand?
Thor: I thought he was from the last Conan movie.
Hehehe, and funny you should mention Conan - that particular Hercules, the late Reg Park (RIP) is the very man who inspired and trained former Conan actor Arnold Schwarzenegger himself.


HERCULES: "C'mon Thor, help a fellow deity out! If I could get treated half as well in an Avengers sequel as Hulk was it could open a lot of doors for me!"


THOR: "I'm a little busy right now Herc!"

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Great stuff guys.



WIDOW: ... and if you´re picturing me naked right now, you´re next!
Bwahahahaha


HERCULES: "Like Hell Captain America was the First Avenger! I was 'avenging' injustice before his ancestors were even born! Show some respect!"



CAP: "That is an extremely angry man."
TONY: "Watch out, he likes to kick people in the nuts."

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Thor: why does it feel like I am in a Gladiator movie?
Sif: most likely because just like in Gladiator you can see the extras in the background in the final cut of the film.

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Hercules: Behold evildoers and tremble at the justifying might of Hercules!!!

Thor: Herc right now the only thing that people are trembling at is your B.O.!!
Sif: Verily

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WIDOW: "Call me for your lover's lover's alibi..."

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Hawkeye: So, heavy artillery and alien weapons barely make a dent on you... and you succumb to peanut butter allergy?
Hulk: Whaff ffan Hulff ffay... Fffo ffreamy, fffeliffiousff...

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ULTIMATE CAPTAIN MARVEL/MAR-VELL: "Shazam! Oh wait wrong Captain Marvel..."

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hehehehehehe



GUY STARING OUT THE WINDOW: Wow, there´s Iron Man!!

ROBOCOP: Uh guys, we´re shooting my movie, remember?

GUY ON THE RIGHT: He´s so awesome! Can we go get his autograph?

ROBOCOP: Guys... guuuuuuys...




IRON MAN: Hehehehe.

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^^Hehehehehe


ZEUS: "Loki, Norse/Asgardian God of Mischief, what makes you worthy of dating my daughter Athena Goddess of Wisdom? What are your qualifications?"


LOKI: "Ah, well, I attended Julliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that-"


ZEUS: "And is it true that you are not in fact an actual Norse/Asgardian God but rather a frost giant remade into one?"


LOKI: "What if I am?"


ZEUS: "Well, if it's true then technically that would make you a commoner, adopted by Norse/Asgardian royalty or not, and on that basis I'm afraid you would not be eligible to date my daughter, who is essentially a princess of Olympus-"


ATHENA: "Dang it Daddy, don't be such an elitist!"

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ATHENA: "Hi, I'm Plenty."


LOKI: "But of course you are."


ATHENA: "Plenty O'Toole."


LOKI: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

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