The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 - Page 7

Panthro · 10-10-2012, 05:00 PM

HULK: "Hehe. Hulk Smash Puny Vampire."

POSEIDON: "I'm Not A Vampire! Why does everyone think that?!"

HULK: "You ever hear of Twilight?"

bored · 10-11-2012, 12:19 AM

"Behold, the mighty colon of Hercules!"

"That's some power. I say we let him join the team. What do you think, Hulk?"
"Hulk not want to breath."

ultimatefan · 10-11-2012, 03:10 PM

Great stuff guys

ultimatefan · 10-11-2012, 03:12 PM

WIDOW: I´ll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars!

WIDOW: Aw crap.

<(o_o)> · 10-11-2012, 06:06 PM

"Princess Goldielocks Can't Return To The Fight Right Now She Is Currently Suffering From A Pounding Headache.

mc7791 · 10-12-2012, 10:26 AM

Thor: next time Hulk can I "drive" the Leviathan? We ended up plowing through 3 Starbucks before putting the Leviathan down for good.
Hulk: and thats a bad thing?
Thor: good point

mc7791 · 10-12-2012, 10:29 AM

Hulk: why so many people lining the streets?
Thor: Those are all the people you made homeless by going Gangnam style in the streets again.
Hulk: oops

mc7791 · 10-12-2012, 10:34 AM

Loki: I have an army.

Tony: you mean like this?

Loki: damn Amazon screwed up my order again!

Panthro · 10-12-2012, 04:16 PM

Funny stuff guys.

THOR: "Is that Lindsay Lohan up there or Amanda Bynes?"
CAP: "At this point who can tell?"

Panthro · 10-12-2012, 04:44 PM

ZEUS: "Hello, I Am Hans!"

POSEIDON: "And I Am Franz!"

ZEUS & POSEIDON [together]: "And We're Here To Pump You Up!"

LOKI: "Very funny, guys."

CAP: "Look your film rights belong to Fox and even if they didn't it's not up to me who appears in the sequel and who doesn't!"

Panthro · 10-12-2012, 05:05 PM

LOKI: "I Have The Power!"

CAP: "To the theater! We must boost the box office for the new Judge Dredd!"
SCARLET WITCH: "Hooray, I get to be a regular in an ensemble again!"
THOR: "Yay! No more Phoenix to punk me!"
WOLVERINE: "Alright, I get to be in yet another title even though it makes no damn sense!"
HAVOK: "Cool, I don't have to be stuck in my brother's shadow!"
ROGUE: "I'll think of something to cheer about next time."

AVENGERS [singing]: "O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land!"

THOR: "Gandalf, you've gone green!"
OLD HULK: "I'm not Gandalf!"

CAP: "Well that's one way to plug the hole..."

THANOS: "It'll take a lot more than thrashing me to make fans forget what a joke you were in Avengers Vs. X-Men!"
THOR: "Shut Up!"

ROGUE: "Dat Ass!!!"
JEAN [thinking]: "Sassy Southern girl's checking me out. And so is Thor. And Havok. Good. Everything's gone exactly as planned..."
THOR: "Hey isn't this supposed to be our thread? What are all these X-characters doing here?"
CAP: "I don't know Thor, at this point I don't question the writing I just roll with it."

ultimatefan · 10-13-2012, 01:50 PM

Great stuff guys.

THOR: Why again are you gonna punch me for no good reason?

HULK: Goldielocks, I stole this goddamn movie and gave Loki the slamming you couldn´t in two movies. Now fall down like a good sidekick, and when you manage to get up bring me a Mocha, lava hot, with peppermint.

THOR: The GOD OF THUNDER shall never...

HULK: WHAT?!

THOR: Yes, sir.

Panthro · 10-13-2012, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Great stuff guys.

THOR: Why again are you gonna punch me for no good reason?

HULK: Goldielocks, I stole this goddamn movie and gave Loki the slamming you couldn´t in two movies. Now fall down like a good sidekick, and when you manage to get up bring me a Mocha, lava hot, with peppermint.

THOR: The GOD OF THUNDER shall never...

HULK: WHAT?!

THOR: Yes, sir.

Not that it isn't funny but saying Hulk "stole this goddamn movie" is exaggerating.

Panthro · 10-13-2012, 09:01 PM

IRON MAN: "Now... Go Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well!"

THOR: "Spartans! Prepare for- no wait that's not right..."

bored · 10-13-2012, 11:49 PM

Thor: This promo image sucks. Our new show is going to be stupid.

Hulk: Remember when people said that about "EMH"?

Black Widow: Who cares? I'm here this time!

mc7791 · 10-14-2012, 09:01 AM

Thor: Avengers tonight we dine...........at........Avengers.........mansion. ....
Cap: King Leonidas he isnt

mc7791 · 10-14-2012, 09:07 AM

Hulk: New clothes: 40$ Cost of gas for run down bike: 12$ Cost of repairing New York after taking down Loki and the Chitauri: most likely several billion. Being able to super punch Thor after killing a Leviathan: PRICELESS

Panthro · 10-14-2012, 06:04 PM

Hulk and Thor's reactions to watching the Halle Berry Catwoman film

Panthro · 10-14-2012, 06:05 PM

CAP: "A New Day Is Dawning! The Day of the Fantastic F- no wait that's not right..."

bored · 10-14-2012, 10:48 PM

Hulk: Avengers too late! It already destroyed city!

Thor: Verily, there went... Honey Boo Boo.

Panthro · 10-14-2012, 11:06 PM

IRON MAN: "Hand over the booze and no one gets hurt!"

Godzilla2000 · 10-15-2012, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

Not that it isn't funny but saying Hulk "stole this goddamn movie" is exaggerating.

Yes because we all know that Agent Coulson was the real star of the movie.

Panthro · 10-15-2012, 08:20 PM

THOR [sniffing]: "Hulk!"
HULK: "Sorry, Hulk had tacos for lunch."

bored · 10-15-2012, 10:00 PM

Hulk: Woo! Last time Hulk had this much fun, Hulk accidentally killed Bea Arthur.

Thor: Say what?

Panthro · 10-17-2012, 10:11 PM

^^Hehehe

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Space... The Final Frontier... My Five Year Mission... To Explore Strange New Worlds... To Seek Out New Life & New Civilizations... To Boldly Go Where No Ascended Extra Has Gone Before!"

10-10-2012, 05:00 PM	#151
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 HULK: "Hehe. Hulk Smash Puny Vampire." POSEIDON: "I'm Not A Vampire! Why does everyone think that?!" HULK: "You ever hear of Twilight?" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-11-2012, 12:19 AM	#152
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 "Behold, the mighty colon of Hercules!" "That's some power. I say we let him join the team. What do you think, Hulk?" "Hulk not want to breath." __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

10-11-2012, 03:10 PM	#153
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff guys __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-11-2012, 03:12 PM	#154
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 WIDOW: I´ll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars! WIDOW: Aw crap. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-11-2012, 06:06 PM	#155
<(o_o)> The Ewoks Ate Poor Yoda! Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 3,721	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 "Princess Goldielocks Can't Return To The Fight Right Now She Is Currently Suffering From A Pounding Headache. __________________ "Welcome To The Worst Nightmare Of All Reality." "Maybe Things In Their Life Were Going Wrong & They Just Needed Someone To Take Their Spite Out On."

10-12-2012, 10:26 AM	#156
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Thor: next time Hulk can I "drive" the Leviathan? We ended up plowing through 3 Starbucks before putting the Leviathan down for good. Hulk: and thats a bad thing? Thor: good point

10-12-2012, 10:29 AM	#157
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Hulk: why so many people lining the streets? Thor: Those are all the people you made homeless by going Gangnam style in the streets again. Hulk: oops Last edited by mc7791; 10-12-2012 at 10:35 AM.

10-12-2012, 10:34 AM	#158
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Loki: I have an army. Tony: you mean like this? Loki: damn Amazon screwed up my order again!

10-12-2012, 04:16 PM	#159
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Funny stuff guys. THOR: "Is that Lindsay Lohan up there or Amanda Bynes?" CAP: "At this point who can tell?" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-12-2012, 04:44 PM	#160
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 ZEUS: "Hello, I Am Hans!" POSEIDON: "And I Am Franz!" ZEUS & POSEIDON [together]: "And We're Here To Pump You Up!" LOKI: "Very funny, guys." CAP: "Look your film rights belong to Fox and even if they didn't it's not up to me who appears in the sequel and who doesn't!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-12-2012, 05:05 PM	#161
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 LOKI: "I Have The Power!" CAP: "To the theater! We must boost the box office for the new Judge Dredd!" SCARLET WITCH: "Hooray, I get to be a regular in an ensemble again!" THOR: "Yay! No more Phoenix to punk me!" WOLVERINE: "Alright, I get to be in yet another title even though it makes no damn sense!" HAVOK: "Cool, I don't have to be stuck in my brother's shadow!" ROGUE: "I'll think of something to cheer about next time." AVENGERS [singing]: "O, I wish I was in the land of cotton Old times there are not forgotten Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land!" THOR: "Gandalf, you've gone green!" OLD HULK: "I'm not Gandalf!" CAP: "Well that's one way to plug the hole..." THANOS: "It'll take a lot more than thrashing me to make fans forget what a joke you were in Avengers Vs. X-Men!" THOR: "Shut Up!" ROGUE: "Dat Ass!!!" JEAN [thinking]: "Sassy Southern girl's checking me out. And so is Thor. And Havok. Good. Everything's gone exactly as planned..." THOR: "Hey isn't this supposed to be our thread? What are all these X-characters doing here?" CAP: "I don't know Thor, at this point I don't question the writing I just roll with it." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-13-2012, 01:50 PM	#162
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff guys. THOR: Why again are you gonna punch me for no good reason? HULK: Goldielocks, I stole this goddamn movie and gave Loki the slamming you couldn´t in two movies. Now fall down like a good sidekick, and when you manage to get up bring me a Mocha, lava hot, with peppermint. THOR: The GOD OF THUNDER shall never... HULK: WHAT?! THOR: Yes, sir. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-13-2012, 09:01 PM	#164
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 IRON MAN: "Now... Go Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well!" THOR: "Spartans! Prepare for- no wait that's not right..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-13-2012, 11:49 PM	#165
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Thor: This promo image sucks. Our new show is going to be stupid. Hulk: Remember when people said that about "EMH"? Black Widow: Who cares? I'm here this time! __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

10-14-2012, 09:01 AM	#166
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Thor: Avengers tonight we dine...........at........Avengers.........mansion. .... Cap: King Leonidas he isnt

10-14-2012, 09:07 AM	#167
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Hulk: New clothes: 40$ Cost of gas for run down bike: 12$ Cost of repairing New York after taking down Loki and the Chitauri: most likely several billion. Being able to super punch Thor after killing a Leviathan: PRICELESS

10-14-2012, 06:04 PM	#168
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Hulk and Thor's reactions to watching the Halle Berry Catwoman film __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-14-2012, 06:05 PM	#169
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 CAP: "A New Day Is Dawning! The Day of the Fantastic F- no wait that's not right..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-14-2012, 10:48 PM	#170
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Hulk: Avengers too late! It already destroyed city! Thor: Verily, there went... Honey Boo Boo. __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

10-14-2012, 11:06 PM	#171
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 IRON MAN: "Hand over the booze and no one gets hurt!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-15-2012, 08:20 PM	#173
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 THOR [sniffing]: "Hulk!" HULK: "Sorry, Hulk had tacos for lunch." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-15-2012, 10:00 PM	#174
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Hulk: Woo! Last time Hulk had this much fun, Hulk accidentally killed Bea Arthur. Thor: Say what? __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

10-17-2012, 10:11 PM	#175
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 ^^Hehehe MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Space... The Final Frontier... My Five Year Mission... To Explore Strange New Worlds... To Seek Out New Life & New Civilizations... To Boldly Go Where No Ascended Extra Has Gone Before!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

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