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Old 10-10-2012, 05:00 PM   #151
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HULK: "Hehe. Hulk Smash Puny Vampire."


POSEIDON: "I'm Not A Vampire! Why does everyone think that?!"


HULK: "You ever hear of Twilight?"

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"Behold, the mighty colon of Hercules!"



"That's some power. I say we let him join the team. What do you think, Hulk?"
"Hulk not want to breath."

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Old 10-11-2012, 03:10 PM   #153
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Great stuff guys

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WIDOW: Iīll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars!





WIDOW: Aw crap.

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Old 10-11-2012, 06:06 PM   #155
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"Princess Goldielocks Can't Return To The Fight Right Now She Is Currently Suffering From A Pounding Headache.


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Old 10-12-2012, 10:26 AM   #156
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Thor: next time Hulk can I "drive" the Leviathan? We ended up plowing through 3 Starbucks before putting the Leviathan down for good.
Hulk: and thats a bad thing?
Thor: good point

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Old 10-12-2012, 10:29 AM   #157
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Hulk: why so many people lining the streets?
Thor: Those are all the people you made homeless by going Gangnam style in the streets again.
Hulk: oops


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Old 10-12-2012, 10:34 AM   #158
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Loki: I have an army.

Tony: you mean like this?



Loki: damn Amazon screwed up my order again!

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Old 10-12-2012, 04:16 PM   #159
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Funny stuff guys.



THOR: "Is that Lindsay Lohan up there or Amanda Bynes?"
CAP: "At this point who can tell?"

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Old 10-12-2012, 04:44 PM   #160
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ZEUS: "Hello, I Am Hans!"


POSEIDON: "And I Am Franz!"


ZEUS & POSEIDON [together]: "And We're Here To Pump You Up!"


LOKI: "Very funny, guys."



CAP: "Look your film rights belong to Fox and even if they didn't it's not up to me who appears in the sequel and who doesn't!"

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LOKI: "I Have The Power!"


CAP: "To the theater! We must boost the box office for the new Judge Dredd!"
SCARLET WITCH: "Hooray, I get to be a regular in an ensemble again!"
THOR: "Yay! No more Phoenix to punk me!"
WOLVERINE: "Alright, I get to be in yet another title even though it makes no damn sense!"
HAVOK: "Cool, I don't have to be stuck in my brother's shadow!"
ROGUE: "I'll think of something to cheer about next time."


AVENGERS [singing]: "O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land!"


THOR: "Gandalf, you've gone green!"
OLD HULK: "I'm not Gandalf!"


CAP: "Well that's one way to plug the hole..."


THANOS: "It'll take a lot more than thrashing me to make fans forget what a joke you were in Avengers Vs. X-Men!"
THOR: "Shut Up!"




ROGUE: "Dat Ass!!!"
JEAN [thinking]: "Sassy Southern girl's checking me out. And so is Thor. And Havok. Good. Everything's gone exactly as planned..."
THOR: "Hey isn't this supposed to be our thread? What are all these X-characters doing here?"
CAP: "I don't know Thor, at this point I don't question the writing I just roll with it."

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Old 10-13-2012, 01:50 PM   #162
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Great stuff guys.



THOR: Why again are you gonna punch me for no good reason?

HULK: Goldielocks, I stole this goddamn movie and gave Loki the slamming you couldnīt in two movies. Now fall down like a good sidekick, and when you manage to get up bring me a Mocha, lava hot, with peppermint.

THOR: The GOD OF THUNDER shall never...

HULK: WHAT?!

THOR: Yes, sir.

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Old 10-13-2012, 06:16 PM   #163
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Great stuff guys.



THOR: Why again are you gonna punch me for no good reason?

HULK: Goldielocks, I stole this goddamn movie and gave Loki the slamming you couldnīt in two movies. Now fall down like a good sidekick, and when you manage to get up bring me a Mocha, lava hot, with peppermint.

THOR: The GOD OF THUNDER shall never...

HULK: WHAT?!

THOR: Yes, sir.
Not that it isn't funny but saying Hulk "stole this goddamn movie" is exaggerating.

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IRON MAN: "Now... Go Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well!"



THOR: "Spartans! Prepare for- no wait that's not right..."

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Thor: This promo image sucks. Our new show is going to be stupid.

Hulk: Remember when people said that about "EMH"?

Black Widow: Who cares? I'm here this time!

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Thor: Avengers tonight we dine...........at........Avengers.........mansion. ....
Cap: King Leonidas he isnt

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Hulk: New clothes: 40$ Cost of gas for run down bike: 12$ Cost of repairing New York after taking down Loki and the Chitauri: most likely several billion. Being able to super punch Thor after killing a Leviathan: PRICELESS

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Hulk and Thor's reactions to watching the Halle Berry Catwoman film

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CAP: "A New Day Is Dawning! The Day of the Fantastic F- no wait that's not right..."

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Hulk: Avengers too late! It already destroyed city!

Thor: Verily, there went... Honey Boo Boo.

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IRON MAN: "Hand over the booze and no one gets hurt!"

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Not that it isn't funny but saying Hulk "stole this goddamn movie" is exaggerating.
Yes because we all know that Agent Coulson was the real star of the movie.

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THOR [sniffing]: "Hulk!"
HULK: "Sorry, Hulk had tacos for lunch."

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Hulk: Woo! Last time Hulk had this much fun, Hulk accidentally killed Bea Arthur.

Thor: Say what?

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^^Hehehe


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