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47.) Rocket Raccon was the first president of the United States
48.) Rocket *Raccoon* is probably going to kill me for spelling his name wrong, above Last edited by jaqua99; 08-16-2012 at 01:15 PM. Reason: Spelling error, have mercy rocket! |
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48. It is said that even Chuck Norris bows before the Rocket Raccoon
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49. Rocket Raccoon deliberately took an infusion of Bruce Banner's blood to decrease his power.
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good one Pink Ranger
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50) Galactus once caught a glimpse of Rocket Raccoon's smile, but he never saw it again. Since then, he has been trying to fill the emotional void by continually consuming entire planets.
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This one had me laughin' pretty good.
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So what I'm taking from all this is that Chuck Norris must be the voice (and perform the motion capture) for Rocket Raccoon.
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51) Rocket Raccoon has defeated Squirrel Girl... I'm not kidding
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52) Not only that, the entire album syncs up perfectly with The Dark Knight, The Godfather, The Ten Commandments and Hot Lesbian Cheerleaders 11.
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53) He went back in time and made Citizen Kane what it is today
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54) Rocket Raccoon taught Michael Phelps how to swim.
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55.) Rocket Raccoon shot the Sheriff AND the Deputy.
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56) Before Rocket Racoon met Tony Stark no woman wanted to have anything with him
57)Rocket Racoon created an armor 5 times stronger than Iron Man's with only an old TV, a chair, and a rusty spoon.
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55.rocket raccoon gave Nick fury the idea for a group of heroes
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56. Rocket Raccoon gave Nick Fury a replacement eye. It's so good that Fury replaced his right eye with it, and kept the eye patch for style.
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best thread ive seen on ANY forum in a long, long, time. please keep it going fellas. how is it that almost every single fact has been frigging hilarious? lol
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58. Rocket Raccoon was sitting in the middle of nothing when he accidently dropped his gun and it went off. It made a really "Big Bang" and that's how the universe was created.
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59. Rocket raccoon is the one who knocks
60. Rocket makes 100% pure crystal meth 61. Rocket built Robert Downey Jr out of scraps in the desert Last edited by ironmaidenrules; 08-19-2012 at 03:29 PM. Reason: fixed typo |
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![]() 62. When the amazons found out Rocket Raccoon was exclusive to the Marvel Universe, they sadly retreated to Themyscira and gave up on men forever. 68. The numbers that once existed between 62 and 68 crossed Rocket Raccoon, so with his bare hands he personally eliminated them from existence.
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69.) Rocket Raccoon was nearly bored to death, when he met the Dos Equis beer guy.
70.) The baby boom generation was started when Rocket Raccoon read the Kama Sutra to a live audience at Carnegie Hall. 71.) Rocket Raccoon was the one who put those trading cards in Phil Coulson's jacket.
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72.) It is well known that Batman has a file on every superhero, containing detailed plans on how to defeat them, if it became necessary. His file on Rocket Raccoon contains just a single white sheet of paper, with just these few words typed on it:
Bruce: You're ****ed.
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hahaha^
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pretty sure you saw someone make something EXACTLY like this in a thread, Batman with prep vs Thanos with Prep not original dude!!! |
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73.) Rocket Raccoon had mexican food for lunch, shortly after, he had to drop a deuce, this event was known as the big bang
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