Rocket Raccoon facts - Page 3

Baneis8feettall · 09-02-2012, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by catintheengine

I don't know a whole lot about the Guardians, but from what I do know I think the big draw for Rocket Raccoon is the fact that he, as a character concept, is just so absurd.

I mean, you take this little animal and you stick a howitzer on his arm...it's just kind of silly.

Little animal with a howitzer sounds more logical than a surfer looking god with a hammer or a super soldier frozen in ice and survived decades to look like USA mascot.Let's not forget the purple smiling titan with a MJ glove. It's comic books. It's fantasy world. All sounds absurd but that's why it works.

If anything, Racoon might be MCU's yoda or at least one of the most favorite characters.

Baneis8feettall · 09-02-2012, 06:12 PM

74.) Rocket Raccoon once had a son from a pasifist mother. Named him Frank Castle.

Pink Ranger · 09-11-2012, 03:57 PM

75) Rocket Raccoon is the guy that Adele is always singing about.

76) Contrary to popular belief, eye black doesn't reduce glare. Football players wear it as tribute to Rocket Raccoon.

77) Rocket Raccoon has watched The Avengers several times by now; after all, he says he considers it part of his job to "scout the minor leagues."

78) Captain America will only become General America if Rocket Raccoon retires.

pr0xyt0xin · 09-14-2012, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pink Ranger

75) Rocket Raccoon is the guy that Adele is always singing about.

76) Contrary to popular belief, eye black doesn't reduce glare. Football players wear it as tribute to Rocket Raccoon.

77) Rocket Raccoon has watched The Avengers several times by now; after all, he says he considers it part of his job to "scout the minor leagues."

78) Captain America will only become General America if Rocket Raccoon retires.

79) Rocket Raccoon invented the Fisher Price Corn Popper in an adult scale.

Pink Ranger · 09-16-2012, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0xyt0xin

79) Rocket Raccoon invented the Fisher Price Corn Popper in an adult scale.

That's not funny, man. I take that **** seriously.

MarvelKnight · 09-30-2012, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Baneis8feettall

74.) Rocket Raccoon once had a son from a pasifist mother. Named him Frank Castle.

HAH. This is a great one.

spideymouse · 10-01-2012, 01:28 PM

80. Rocket Raccoon's shadow is the Negative Zone.

KangConquers · 10-02-2012, 04:22 PM

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Rocket Raccoon before he goes to sleep at night. (Too lazy to see if anyone came up with this yet.)

MarvelKnight · 10-06-2012, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KangConquers

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Rocket Raccoon before he goes to sleep at night. (Too lazy to see if anyone came up with this yet.)

I don't recall it. Good one

an_ewok · 10-06-2012, 06:16 PM

When Rocket Raccoon plays The Oregon Trail, he doesn't get cholera. Cholera gets Rocket Raccoon.

KangConquers · 10-07-2012, 03:30 PM

Rocket Raccoon gave Old Yeller rabies.

JerseyJoker · 10-09-2012, 11:47 AM

Rocket Raccoon has a gym in Pokemon, but doesn't own any pokemon. He fights all comers by himself.

spideymouse · 10-09-2012, 12:19 PM

85. Rocket Raccoon doesn't need his opposable thumbs. He wills objects into being held. The thumbs are just for show.

Quasimod0 · 10-09-2012, 01:59 PM

86.
Santa clause was real. Until he forgot rocket raccoon's present on christmas

Pink Ranger · 10-09-2012, 04:50 PM

87. Tom Ford originally created the "smokey eye" look to help Rocket Raccoon keep track of which supermodels he's already nailed.

BigThor · 10-09-2012, 05:00 PM

Shenron the wish granting dragon in Dragon Ball Z is actually Rocket Raccoon's pet snake.

TheAQU4M4N · 10-10-2012, 05:00 AM

88. The raccoon birthed Chuck Norris.

Pink Ranger · 10-10-2012, 11:58 AM

89. Whenever Rocket Raccoon swears or posts a dirty video on the Hype, a moderator gets banned.

MarvelKnight · 10-10-2012, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigThor

Shenron the wish granting dragon in Dragon Ball Z is actually Rocket Raccoon's pet snake.

Quasimod0 · 10-10-2012, 09:51 PM

90
When rocket raccoon was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap rocket raccoon.

BigThor · 10-11-2012, 01:58 AM

91. Rocket Raccoon will never have kids, since his sperm is so awesome it's "deadly".

Oh and thanks MarvelKnight

MarvelKnight · 10-11-2012, 03:29 PM

92. Rocket Racoon is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Guardian Outlaw · 10-11-2012, 05:14 PM

93. He was mistaken for an Ewok, The Fault was formed.

Joeyjojo72 · 10-19-2012, 04:37 PM

94. Rocket visited the Virgin Islands last month. They are now call "The Islands".

Joeyjojo72 · 10-19-2012, 04:38 PM

95. Rocket went into a Burger King and ordered a Bic Mac. He got one.

09-02-2012, 06:12 PM	#52
Baneis8feettall Half face half amazing Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in indecent times Posts: 1,156	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 74.) Rocket Raccoon once had a son from a pasifist mother. Named him Frank Castle. __________________ "*Nothing less than a knight, shining."*

09-11-2012, 03:57 PM	#53
Pink Ranger Smooth Operator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 14,355	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 75) Rocket Raccoon is the guy that Adele is always singing about. 76) Contrary to popular belief, eye black doesn't reduce glare. Football players wear it as tribute to Rocket Raccoon. 77) Rocket Raccoon has watched The Avengers several times by now; after all, he says he considers it part of his job to "scout the minor leagues." 78) Captain America will only become General America if Rocket Raccoon retires. __________________ 12 hours? You call that a filibuster? Strom Thurmond is laughing at you from hell. ~posted by Thundercrack85 on 04.05.2013 Last edited by Pink Ranger; 09-11-2012 at 04:21 PM.

10-01-2012, 01:28 PM	#57
spideymouse Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,216	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 80. Rocket Raccoon's shadow is the Negative Zone.

10-02-2012, 04:22 PM	#58
KangConquers Purple Kang, Purple Kang Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,216	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Rocket Raccoon before he goes to sleep at night. (Too lazy to see if anyone came up with this yet.) __________________ Marvel Slate: 2013: Iron Man 3, The Wolverine, Thor: The Dark World 2014: Captain America: The Winter Soldier, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Guardians of the Galaxy, Big Hero 6 2015: Fantastic 4 Reborn, Avengers 2, Ant-Man Your move, DC...

10-06-2012, 06:16 PM	#60
an_ewok Newbie First Class Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 23	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts When Rocket Raccoon plays The Oregon Trail, he doesn't get cholera. Cholera gets Rocket Raccoon.

10-07-2012, 03:30 PM	#61
KangConquers Purple Kang, Purple Kang Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,216	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts Rocket Raccoon gave Old Yeller rabies. __________________ Marvel Slate: 2013: Iron Man 3, The Wolverine, Thor: The Dark World 2014: Captain America: The Winter Soldier, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Guardians of the Galaxy, Big Hero 6 2015: Fantastic 4 Reborn, Avengers 2, Ant-Man Your move, DC...

10-09-2012, 11:47 AM	#62
JerseyJoker Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Jersey Represent!! Posts: 1,793	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts Rocket Raccoon has a gym in Pokemon, but doesn't own any pokemon. He fights all comers by himself. __________________ This is my blog: The Jersey Critic (Latest Review: Iron Man 3!) Visit. Enjoy. Comment.

10-09-2012, 12:19 PM	#63
spideymouse Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,216	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 85. Rocket Raccoon doesn't need his opposable thumbs. He wills objects into being held. The thumbs are just for show.

10-09-2012, 01:59 PM	#64
Quasimod0 Bell-Ringer Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,188	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 86. Santa clause was real. Until he forgot rocket raccoon's present on christmas __________________ Movies seen recently: , The Avengers- 10/10, Chimpanzee-6/10, MIB3- 6/10, Brave- 9/10, Amazing Spider-man- 8/10, TDKR- 8.5/10, Bourne Legacy- 7/10, Wreck-it Ralph- 9/10, Skyfall- 9/10, The Hobbit part 1- 9.5/10

10-09-2012, 04:50 PM	#65
Pink Ranger Smooth Operator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 14,355	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 87. Tom Ford originally created the "smokey eye" look to help Rocket Raccoon keep track of which supermodels he's already nailed. __________________ 12 hours? You call that a filibuster? Strom Thurmond is laughing at you from hell. ~posted by Thundercrack85 on 04.05.2013

10-09-2012, 05:00 PM	#66
BigThor God of Thunder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: United States Posts: 12,348	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts Shenron the wish granting dragon in Dragon Ball Z is actually Rocket Raccoon's pet snake. __________________ CAPTAIN AMERICA, THOR, IRON MAN, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, BLACK WIDOW, AND HAWKEYE THE AVENGERS Spider-Man - It's the end of the world, I'M FREAKING OUT...why aren't you freaking out? Captain America - Because I can hear it. Spider-Man - Hear what? Captain America - ....thunder *cue Thor's grand entrance*

10-10-2012, 05:00 AM	#67
TheAQU4M4N K1NG Of ATL4NTiS! Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,125	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 88. The raccoon birthed Chuck Norris. __________________ *"Destiny is like a riptide. You never know it's pulling you until its too late."*

10-10-2012, 11:58 AM	#68
Pink Ranger Smooth Operator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 14,355	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 89. Whenever Rocket Raccoon swears or posts a dirty video on the Hype, a moderator gets banned. __________________ 12 hours? You call that a filibuster? Strom Thurmond is laughing at you from hell. ~posted by Thundercrack85 on 04.05.2013

10-10-2012, 09:51 PM	#70
Quasimod0 Bell-Ringer Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,188	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 90 When rocket raccoon was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap rocket raccoon. __________________ Movies seen recently: , The Avengers- 10/10, Chimpanzee-6/10, MIB3- 6/10, Brave- 9/10, Amazing Spider-man- 8/10, TDKR- 8.5/10, Bourne Legacy- 7/10, Wreck-it Ralph- 9/10, Skyfall- 9/10, The Hobbit part 1- 9.5/10

10-11-2012, 01:58 AM	#71
BigThor God of Thunder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: United States Posts: 12,348	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 91. Rocket Raccoon will never have kids, since his sperm is so awesome it's "deadly". Oh and thanks MarvelKnight __________________ CAPTAIN AMERICA, THOR, IRON MAN, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, BLACK WIDOW, AND HAWKEYE THE AVENGERS Spider-Man - It's the end of the world, I'M FREAKING OUT...why aren't you freaking out? Captain America - Because I can hear it. Spider-Man - Hear what? Captain America - ....thunder *cue Thor's grand entrance*

10-11-2012, 03:29 PM	#72
MarvelKnight Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 2,526	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 92. Rocket Racoon is Luke Skywalker's real father. __________________ "Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove!"

10-11-2012, 05:14 PM	#73
Guardian Outlaw Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Central City, Warzone! Posts: 50	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 93. He was mistaken for an Ewok, The Fault was formed.

10-19-2012, 04:37 PM	#74
Joeyjojo72 Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,756	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 94. Rocket visited the Virgin Islands last month. They are now call "The Islands".

10-19-2012, 04:38 PM	#75
Joeyjojo72 Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,756	Re: Rocket Raccoon facts 95. Rocket went into a Burger King and ordered a Bic Mac. He got one.

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