The Official Justice League Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Originally Posted by LibidoLoca

WONDER WOMAN: Please, Nolan North will probably voice me before you...

And that's a very scary thought.

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SUPERMAN: Is that smell me or you?


FLASH: So apparently we're having who can go Super Saiyan first contest?

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FLASH: So how long will our staring contest with audience go on for?

SUPERMAN: As long as it has to...

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The Justice League's reaction to hearing Michael Bay being suggested to direct their film.

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J'ONN: Why can't they seem to agree on the shape of my head?

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SUPERMAN: Your philosophy is wrong.

BATMAN: No my way is the only way!


DIANA: Boys, boys! Is that Kryptonite in your trunks or are you happy to see each other.

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CLARK: Bruce what are you doing here?

BRUCE: Um, you sort of left something at my place.

[ultimatefan]

Nice thread guys.



BATMAN: See, we´re just like the UN, except we DO save humankind from destroying itself from time to time.

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys. We've got to get some Justice League Doom and/or New Frontier pics in here...


IRON MAN: "So how's your big DC team up film coming along? What was it, League something or other?"
GREEN LANTERN: "Shut Up!"

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GREEN LANTERN: Well my movie may have flopped, but at least I don't need RDJ to make my character entertaining.

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BATMAN: How can I find out his weakness even though I defeated him plenty of times before.

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Lib.


ARTEMIS: "Aw come here ya big lug, I don't care that you don't exist in the comics anymore. You're still my love machine."
WALLY: "Well, I guess being exiled into existence limbo ain't all bad..."
ARTEMIS: "You're damn right it's not all bad. Now get the whips and the handcuffs."



BARRY FLASH: "Because real heroes never stop to look at the explosion going off behind them!"



WONDER WOMAN: "When I say drop that ball you drop that ball!"



MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"



WONDER WOMAN: "You owe me $7.50 Robocop now pay up!"
CYBORG: "I'm not Robocop!"


SUPERMAN: "You think it's easy having an alter ego who's right and nerdy?"



GREEN LANTERN: "Need a hand?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Hal, we've talked about you using that pun."

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GUY HOLDING GUN: "You know what this is?! You know what this is?! This is... Chekov's Gun! Literally!"
SUPERMAN: "Don't you mean Chekov's Phaser?"
GUY HOLDING GUN: "Damn you Trekkies..."



SUPERMAN: "How dare you criticize George Newbern's Oscar worthy performance as me in Superman Vs. The Elite?! That was quite possibly George Newbern's most dynamic performance as me and I want you to [BLEEP] acknowledge it!"



WONDER WOMAN: "What did I just step in- Damn it Cheetah you're supposed to clean up after yourself!"



BARRY FLASH: "What do you mean I sound like Lex Luthor?"



GREEN LANTERN: "The boxing glove is like my signature move! How can you criticize the signature move?! That's like criticizing Michael Jackson's moon-walking!"

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BARRY: Me and Wally do not sound alike.


FLASH: All we wanted to know is if you saved a ton of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico.

BATMAN: Yeah Clark ever since Smallville you've been nothing but melodramatic.


DIANA: Hal, I know you love "Paper, rock, scissors", but now is not the time.

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BRUCE: We just got confirmation that Robot Chicken will be doing a parody special of us.

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DIANA: How dare you take Real World/Road Rules: The Challenge off the TiVo!!!!

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J'ONN: Well, I took an arrow in the chest, and I still don't get the big deal of arrow in the knee.

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WALLY: That better be an arrow poking me in the back...

ARTEMIS: Uhhhh... sure.

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CLARK: I just heard Amy Adams is playing my girlfriend in my movie.

BRUCE: I just heard mine blew up.

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Superman's reaction when Batman told him SMASH got renewed for a second season...

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FLASH: So the threesome is off...

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WALLY: Did you ever wonder what Morgan le Fey looks like without her mask?

CLARK: I have and I'd imagine she would look like this:



WALLY: I think I threw up a bit in my mouth...

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Lib

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.



Superman´s reaction to the rumor that the Wachovski Brothers may direct the Justice League movie.









Superman´s reaction to realizing they may also direct the sequels.

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BATMAN: So, there´s a rumor that Brett Ratner is gonna direct our movie.



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