Superman vs. Captain Marvel - Page 18

Kitsune · 07-02-2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fifthfiend

COKE, *******!

**** you and your blue-canned pisswater!

Coke is good for cleaning the battery cables on your car.

TheCorpulent1 · 07-02-2008, 03:51 PM

Coke for me as well. Pepsi tastes too sugary. I prefer no discernible tastes in my synthetic beverages, thankyouverymuch!

Faded To Deaf · 07-02-2008, 03:56 PM

I vote for Coca Cola.

Varient · 07-09-2008, 11:34 AM

LOL.

Anubis · 07-09-2008, 11:35 AM

And the Big Red Cheese sits on his ass and does nothing to help. Classic.

TheCorpulent1 · 07-09-2008, 11:50 AM

What, you've never heard of middle management? He's supervising.

Wait, what the f*** is Goku doing there?

Anubis · 07-09-2008, 11:53 AM

Not kicking the ass of everybody in that picture with ease I'd say.

The Question · 07-09-2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCorpulent1

What, you've never heard of middle management? He's supervising.

Wait, what the f*** is Goku doing there?

Supposedly the last survivor of a dead alien race that turns out has somewhere around 100 other survivors no one ever noticed, grew up as a simple farm boy, is ridiculously over powered which is balanced out by his boy scout-ish morals, married to a really *****y woman...he's got more than a few Superman-isms.

Anubis · 07-09-2008, 11:56 AM

I bet You Superman didn't have a tail and didn't turn into a Giant Monkey whenever he saw a full moon.

The Question · 07-09-2008, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Anubis

I bet You Superman didn't have a tail and didn't turn into a Giant Monkey whenever he saw a full moon.

He probably did pre-crisis.

TheCorpulent1 · 07-09-2008, 12:02 PM

At least once. Probably found a way to blame it on Lois and Jimmy, too.

Varient · 07-09-2008, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Anubis

And the Big Red Cheese sits on his ass and does nothing to help. Classic.

Heh,... I figured he was waiting his turn.

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Originally Posted by TheCorpulent1

What, you've never heard of middle management? He's supervising.

Wait, what the f*** is Goku doing there?

LOL
Keeping Supes from getting away of course.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anubis

Not kicking the ass of everybody in that picture with ease I'd say.

Damn.

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Originally Posted by The Question

Supposedly the last survivor of a dead alien race that turns out has somewhere around 100 other survivors no one ever noticed, grew up as a simple farm boy, is ridiculously over powered which is balanced out by his boy scout-ish morals, married to a really *****y woman...he's got more than a few Superman-isms.

Truth Chi Chi has really dragged out and become a bummer from her cutesy days as a helmeted pretty girl.

V.

TheCorpulent1 · 07-09-2008, 12:16 PM

Being married to a lazy brawler who eats like a whale'll do that to any woman.

Kitsune · 07-09-2008, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Anubis

And the Big Red Cheese sits on his ass and does nothing to help. Classic.

It doesn't take the wisdom of Solomon to know when to stay out of a domestic dispute.

Varient · 07-09-2008, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCorpulent1

Being married to a lazy brawler who eats like a whale'll do that to any woman.

"Lazy?"

TheCorpulent1 · 07-09-2008, 03:44 PM

Outside of fighting and training, yeah. He never works or contributes much of anything to the family except dragging all their kids into his violent world.

Varient · 07-09-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCorpulent1

Outside of fighting and training, yeah. He never works or contributes much of anything to the family except dragging all their kids into his violent world.

I put it on her,.. she "entered his world" to marry him:

Got his attention:

Married Him:

Then made his life HELL.

TheCorpulent1 · 07-09-2008, 04:34 PM

That obviously means you're just a misogynist.

Varient · 07-09-2008, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCorpulent1

That obviously means you're just a misogynist.

No,...
(LOL)

Look @ his facial expressions,... Old gurl Cast out her line,... reeled him in,... and commenced to cook him.

TheCorpulent1 · 07-09-2008, 05:13 PM

So, what, because she's a wife who cares about her husband and the influence his life is having on their children, you're vilifying her as a cannibal now? Pff, typical man!

CanaryFan · 07-10-2008, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Varient

LOL.

Who's the guy in the bottom right corner?

The Question · 07-10-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CanaryFan

Who's the guy in the bottom right corner?

Mister Majestic

CanaryFan · 07-10-2008, 10:16 AM

Ahh, thanks.

TheCorpulent1 · 07-10-2008, 10:21 AM

Best of the Superman clones, as far as I'm concerned.

He's going to be an antagonist in the upcoming Wildcats: World's End series.

dpm07 · 03-08-2010, 09:35 PM

Having played both Superman and Captain Marvel in DC Mortal Kombat, and having them go against each other, the way they are designed, Superman comes out on top.

I'd like to say Captain Marvel would give him a better face off, but Superman really hands down takes it.

View Poll Results: Superman vs. Captain Marvel
Superman	113	60.43%
Captain Marvel	74	39.57%
Voters: 187. You may not vote on this poll

07-02-2008, 03:51 PM	#427
TheCorpulent1 Ah-hahaha! Ah-haha! SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 153,673	Re: Superman vs. Captain Marvel Coke for me as well. Pepsi tastes too sugary. I prefer no discernible tastes in my synthetic beverages, thankyouverymuch! __________________ "She doesn't love me! Now I just need to get her to admit it and I win. Somehow that means I win!" - Mark, Peep Show

07-02-2008, 03:56 PM	#428
Faded To Deaf Silence is golden. Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,883	Re: Superman vs. Captain Marvel I vote for Coca Cola.

07-09-2008, 11:50 AM	#431
TheCorpulent1 Ah-hahaha! Ah-haha! SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 153,673	Re: Superman vs. Captain Marvel What, you've never heard of middle management? He's supervising. Wait, what the f*** is Goku doing there? __________________ "She doesn't love me! Now I just need to get her to admit it and I win. Somehow that means I win!" - Mark, Peep Show

07-09-2008, 12:02 PM	#436
TheCorpulent1 Ah-hahaha! Ah-haha! SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 153,673	Re: Superman vs. Captain Marvel At least once. Probably found a way to blame it on Lois and Jimmy, too. __________________ "She doesn't love me! Now I just need to get her to admit it and I win. Somehow that means I win!" - Mark, Peep Show

07-09-2008, 12:16 PM	#438
TheCorpulent1 Ah-hahaha! Ah-haha! SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 153,673	Re: Superman vs. Captain Marvel Being married to a lazy brawler who eats like a whale'll do that to any woman. __________________ "She doesn't love me! Now I just need to get her to admit it and I win. Somehow that means I win!" - Mark, Peep Show

07-09-2008, 03:44 PM	#441
TheCorpulent1 Ah-hahaha! Ah-haha! SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 153,673	Re: Superman vs. Captain Marvel Outside of fighting and training, yeah. He never works or contributes much of anything to the family except dragging all their kids into his violent world. __________________ "She doesn't love me! Now I just need to get her to admit it and I win. Somehow that means I win!" - Mark, Peep Show

07-09-2008, 04:34 PM	#443
TheCorpulent1 Ah-hahaha! Ah-haha! SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 153,673	Re: Superman vs. Captain Marvel That obviously means you're just a misogynist. __________________ "She doesn't love me! Now I just need to get her to admit it and I win. Somehow that means I win!" - Mark, Peep Show

07-09-2008, 05:13 PM	#445
TheCorpulent1 Ah-hahaha! Ah-haha! SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 153,673	Re: Superman vs. Captain Marvel So, what, because she's a wife who cares about her husband and the influence his life is having on their children, you're vilifying her as a cannibal now? Pff, typical man! __________________ "She doesn't love me! Now I just need to get her to admit it and I win. Somehow that means I win!" - Mark, Peep Show

07-10-2008, 10:16 AM	#448
CanaryFan Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,551	Re: Superman vs. Captain Marvel Ahh, thanks. __________________ DC COMICS CHARACTER TOURNEMENT Just Because BLACK CANARY/FIRESTAR/SCARLET WITCH /PSYLOCKE/MARY MARVEL/SPIDER WOMAN /ISIS/SHADOWCAT/JEAN GREY /KITTY PRYDE /INVISIBLE GIRL /SUPERGIRL /POWERGIRL /WONDER WOMAN /BATGIRL /ZATANNA / / Ladies of Marvel

07-10-2008, 10:21 AM	#449
TheCorpulent1 Ah-hahaha! Ah-haha! SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 153,673	Re: Superman vs. Captain Marvel Best of the Superman clones, as far as I'm concerned. He's going to be an antagonist in the upcoming Wildcats: World's End series. __________________ "She doesn't love me! Now I just need to get her to admit it and I win. Somehow that means I win!" - Mark, Peep Show

03-08-2010, 09:35 PM	#450
dpm07 Hiking Hero Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: MI Posts: 6,431	Re: Superman vs. Captain Marvel Having played both Superman and Captain Marvel in DC Mortal Kombat, and having them go against each other, the way they are designed, Superman comes out on top. I'd like to say Captain Marvel would give him a better face off, but Superman really hands down takes it. __________________ "If we die, it will be for glory, not for gold..." - Beowulf

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