The Rap Battle Thread

AbayTimma · 09-15-2003, 08:30 PM

Influenced by Kingpin and EML...Here Comes the Rap Battle Thread put in ur rhymes and spit it! We will vote on who wins!

AbayTimma · 09-15-2003, 08:32 PM

Yo EML! KIngpin!

Captain Bryan · 09-15-2003, 08:33 PM

yes, keep it to one thread, that would be fantastic.

Erik Magnus Lehnsherr · 09-15-2003, 08:34 PM

I'm like Fifty and Eminem in one package,
but I don't come with all their excess baggage.
I'm like Fitty, but I never been shot in the head.
I'm like Shady, but I never beat on my wife's boyfriend.
Yo got a jaw of glass,
you better watch yo ass.
I'll swing with the right
and connect with the left, a'ight?
You be beggin' for a chance at life,
but I'm gunna mother****in' rape your wife.
There's no mercy from Magneto.
No love from the mutant.
I'll ****in rip off your burrito,
and beat your ass like a delinquent

You think yo parents are the ****?
I've got some news for you, b**ch!
Your mother used to be my brother.
Yea, that's right, yo nanny is a tranny.
Kind of ****s up your life, right bud?
Yo momma's clit is a dud.
But it's okay
you didn't inherit the gay

this lil girl wants to battle?
Just like he wants to be spanked with a paddle!
Yea, he's in to that S&M stuff,
he's a pretty sick F**k.
But if you like him, go ahead and listen.
Just get ready to get your hole busted in.

Illchill · 09-15-2003, 08:34 PM

Stop making threads for the nite man

AbayTimma · 09-15-2003, 08:35 PM

eml, are u afro american? who wants to battle the EML?!

Jehuty · 09-15-2003, 08:35 PM

I would battle but im to lazy to think of something now.

The Kingpin · 09-15-2003, 08:36 PM

Hes already said those!

The Kingpin · 09-15-2003, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by X-man32
I would battle but im to lazy to think of something now.

yea me too im tired as hell

AbayTimma · 09-15-2003, 08:37 PM

pansies

Erik Magnus Lehnsherr · 09-15-2003, 08:37 PM

You see this fool?
This mother****ing poser tool?
He talks about givin it to my momma.
but he's never been with a woman proper!
He pays the hoes to give it up
But they really just want to throw him up.
This cat doesn't have skills
You might as well end your life with pills.
You hatin on EML
i'm gunna rattle you like a ****in Bell!

Jehuty · 09-15-2003, 08:38 PM

Maybe tomorrow when i can think of something that wont suck.

Master Chief · 09-15-2003, 08:39 PM

I'll battle EML

AbayTimma · 09-15-2003, 08:40 PM

spit it mother foco

Master Chief · 09-15-2003, 08:41 PM

him first

Erik Magnus Lehnsherr · 09-15-2003, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Master Chief
I'll battle EML

Bring it.

Master Chief · 09-15-2003, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Bring it.

Quote:

Originally posted by Master Chief
him first

Jehuty · 09-15-2003, 08:43 PM

They'll never take me alive getting high with my 4/5
Cock'td on these suckas time to die....

The Kingpin · 09-15-2003, 08:43 PM

Im still waitin for that rattle
And to get busted in
but all i hear is blabble
and this kids rap sin
hes making himself a fool
but wait AbayTimma
is thinking hes cool
come on give it a shot
to busy smoking pot?
So high- you see your own sista sandy?
So comin keep on callign us pansies

AbayTimma · 09-15-2003, 08:43 PM

well whos gonna go first
lets flip the coin...heads or tails eml?

AbayTimma · 09-15-2003, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Im still waitin for that rattle
And to get busted in
but all i hear is blabble
and this kids rap sin
hes making himself a fool
but wait AbayTimma
is thinking hes cool
come on give it a shot
to busy smoking pot?
So high- you see your own sista sandy?
So comin keep on callign us pansies

so ur battling me?

Erik Magnus Lehnsherr · 09-15-2003, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Master Chief
him first

Okay

Listen hard kids.
This is a spit to teach ya'll.

Master Chief wants to bring it to EML
He don't know he just bought a ticket to Hell.
My words are gunna whip you
And don't think I won't trash you too.
No SPARTAN armor is gunna save you from me.
I'm gunna ***** slap you so hard that you'll love me!
I know how to flip the ****,
all you know how to do is take a hit.
It's too bad you can't make a hit.
so that I could take a ****,
and make you mother ****ing eat it!

Morg · 09-15-2003, 08:46 PM

not too bright are you abay?

The Kingpin · 09-15-2003, 08:46 PM

Im really going to bring it tomarro.

AbayTimma · 09-15-2003, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Im still waitin for that rattle
And to get busted in
but all i hear is blabble
and this kids rap sin
hes making himself a fool
but wait AbayTimma
is thinking hes cool
come on give it a shot
to busy smoking pot?
So high- you see your own sista sandy?
So comin keep on callign us pansies

Yo Check It
Yo Check It
Yo Check It
Yo Check It
Yo Check It
Kingpin is A Biotch!

09-15-2003, 08:30 PM	#1
AbayTimma Banned User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Timmah Palace (Rhode Island) Posts: 2,206	The Official Rap Battle Thread Influenced by Kingpin and EML...Here Comes the Rap Battle Thread put in ur rhymes and spit it! We will vote on who wins!

09-15-2003, 08:33 PM	#3
Captain Bryan Side-Kick Join Date: May 2003 Location: It is of no concern to you, now give me money! Posts: 4,466	yes, keep it to one thread, that would be fantastic. __________________ The Bryan has spoken! Support everyone's troops!

09-15-2003, 08:34 PM	#5
Illchill Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The vast realm of illchillness. Posts: 5,250	Stop making threads for the nite man __________________ The illest of chills.

09-15-2003, 08:36 PM	#8
The Kingpin Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: SagaCity Posts: 9,067	Hes already said those! __________________ If you ask me there's gotta be existence on Mars.... Cuz so many humans on this earth look like they Lost

09-15-2003, 08:39 PM	#13
Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 27,670	I'll battle EML __________________ ~ I was lookin' for a hooker when I found you.

09-15-2003, 08:32 PM	#2
AbayTimma Banned User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Timmah Palace (Rhode Island) Posts: 2,206	Yo EML! KIngpin!

09-15-2003, 08:34 PM	#4
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr Banned User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Reading "The Dead Zone" Posts: 4,621	I'm like Fifty and Eminem in one package, but I don't come with all their excess baggage. I'm like Fitty, but I never been shot in the head. I'm like Shady, but I never beat on my wife's boyfriend. Yo got a jaw of glass, you better watch yo ass. I'll swing with the right and connect with the left, a'ight? You be beggin' for a chance at life, but I'm gunna mother**in' rape your wife. There's no mercy from Magneto. No love from the mutant. I'll in rip off your burrito, and beat your ass like a delinquent You think yo parents are the ? I've got some news for you, bch! Your mother used to be my brother. Yea, that's right, yo nanny is a tranny. Kind of **s up your life, right bud? Yo momma's clit is a dud. But it's okay you didn't inherit the gay this lil girl wants to battle? Just like he wants to be spanked with a paddle! Yea, he's in to that S&M stuff, he's a pretty sick Fk. But if you like him, go ahead and listen. Just get ready to get your hole busted in.

09-15-2003, 08:35 PM	#6
AbayTimma Banned User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Timmah Palace (Rhode Island) Posts: 2,206	eml, are u afro american? who wants to battle the EML?!

09-15-2003, 08:35 PM	#7
Jehuty Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,720	I would battle but im to lazy to think of something now.

09-15-2003, 08:37 PM	#10
AbayTimma Banned User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Timmah Palace (Rhode Island) Posts: 2,206	pansies

09-15-2003, 08:38 PM	#12
Jehuty Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,720	Maybe tomorrow when i can think of something that wont suck.

09-15-2003, 08:40 PM	#14
AbayTimma Banned User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Timmah Palace (Rhode Island) Posts: 2,206	spit it mother foco

09-15-2003, 08:41 PM	#15
Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 27,670	him first __________________ ~ I was lookin' for a hooker when I found you.

09-15-2003, 08:43 PM	#18
Jehuty Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,720	They'll never take me alive getting high with my 4/5 Cock'td on these suckas time to die....

09-15-2003, 08:46 PM	#23
Morg Hayden addict SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hades Posts: 58,687	not too bright are you abay? __________________ HYPE RULES Questions on Avatars, Sigs, and more Need a avatar? Ask here

09-15-2003, 08:46 PM	#24
The Kingpin Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: SagaCity Posts: 9,067	Im really going to bring it tomarro. __________________ If you ask me there's gotta be existence on Mars.... Cuz so many humans on this earth look like they Lost

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