I'm The New Film Reviewer For My School Newspaper

Joker · 09-25-2003, 11:37 PM

but I now have the dillema of which movie to review...I was thinking of either Equilibrium, because it's great and no one has ever seen it here, or Gigli, because it's horrible and it would be hillarious to review it...any other suggestions? and I dont want to be like the people last year and review a bunch of movies like Caddyshack that everyone has already seen and know is great...so if you suggest anything like that, you get stoned to death

Man-Thing · 09-25-2003, 11:38 PM

spaceballs

Joker · 09-25-2003, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by Man-Thing
spaceballs

*blugeons man-thing to death with a large rock*

Eric Draven · 09-25-2003, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by The Joker
*blugeons man-thing to death with a large rock*

Good job

Man-Thing · 09-25-2003, 11:42 PM

*in a robot voice*+-
laugh out loud
rolling of floor laughing
:man-thing:

Catman · 09-25-2003, 11:55 PM

To begin with you need to start reviewing the latest releases, then have a classic movie review section. As far as classic movies to review you really should consider doing the ones people aren't familiar with and every once and a while throw in one everyone has seen.

Balthus Dire · 09-26-2003, 12:02 AM

Equilibrium would be a good one.

Only problem is you'd probably give it more credit than it deserves...

Man-Thing · 09-26-2003, 12:06 AM

dirty dancing

Balthus Dire · 09-26-2003, 12:07 AM

they're making a sequel to that.

Man-Thing · 09-26-2003, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by Balthus Dire
they're making a sequel to that.

they are making a sequal to your life, it's called dumb and dumbererer.

snipe · 09-26-2003, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by Balthus Dire
Equilibrium would be a good one.

Only problem is you'd probably give it more credit than it deserves...

Wasn't the Chair in Equilibrium? You know, that last scene with Father?

Balthus Dire · 09-26-2003, 12:11 AM

I am unable to confirm that rumor at this point in time.

snipe · 09-26-2003, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by Balthus Dire
I am unable to confirm that rumor at this point in time.

I checked on IMDB - it was an uncredited cameo.

Lazarus440 · 09-26-2003, 12:17 AM

viledra · 09-26-2003, 12:20 AM

Wow, Killer Clowns. The first horror movie to really creep me out! I still can't watch it! *covers eyes*

Balthus Dire · 09-26-2003, 12:24 AM

Ahh. Yes, you are right.

In fact, it was none other than The Chair who suggested Christian Bale for the part of Batman in the new Christopher Nolan film. When Chair was casted, Nolan reportedly asked Chair for some casting advice, and due to his work alongside Bale in "Equilibrium", he suggested Bale himself take on the role.

The Chair and Christian Bale attend the premier of "Kart Racer" as pals.

iron_man7 · 09-26-2003, 12:29 AM

review this movie if u havent seen it go rent it then review it

Balthus Dire · 09-26-2003, 12:40 AM

**Malice** · 09-26-2003, 06:38 AM

Why not have a "newbie" and "oldie" and an "unknown"
That way you get something new, something old and something that most people dont know about.

Kessel Day · 09-26-2003, 09:19 AM

that's great Joker. you're a good writer (i mean that) and should make those reviews quite *interesting*. after you get finished with one, why don't you reprint it here and let us critique it?

dmcnx · 09-26-2003, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by Balthus Dire

...leslie nielson has sunk well below his level...

Catman · 01-18-2007, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The Joker

but I now have the dillema of which movie to review...I was thinking of either Equilibrium, because it's great and no one has ever seen it here, or Gigli, because it's horrible and it would be hillarious to review it...any other suggestions? and I dont want to be like the people last year and review a bunch of movies like Caddyshack that everyone has already seen and know is great...so if you suggest anything like that, you get stoned to death

So, um, did you enjoy the experience of being a Roger Ebert wanna-be?

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Originally Posted by Catman

To begin with you need to start reviewing the latest releases, then have a classic movie review section. As far as classic movies to review you really should consider doing the ones people aren't familiar with and every once and a while throw in one everyone has seen.

I'm impressed by my response!

enterthemadness · 01-18-2007, 06:04 AM

Congrats Joker....snap, you made this thread back in 03.

bet you've been fired by now.

The Amazing Lee · 01-18-2007, 06:07 AM

Why not review a new film, it's what most reviewers tend to do.

The Amazing Lee · 01-18-2007, 06:07 AM

LOL, didn't realise how old this thread was.

09-25-2003, 11:37 PM	#1
Joker Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Ha-Hacienda Posts: 33,772	I'm The New Film Reviewer For My School Newspaper but I now have the dillema of which movie to review...I was thinking of either Equilibrium, because it's great and no one has ever seen it here, or Gigli, because it's horrible and it would be hillarious to review it...any other suggestions? and I dont want to be like the people last year and review a bunch of movies like Caddyshack that everyone has already seen and know is great...so if you suggest anything like that, you get stoned to death

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09-25-2003, 11:55 PM	#6
Catman Banned User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 29,055	To begin with you need to start reviewing the latest releases, then have a classic movie review section. As far as classic movies to review you really should consider doing the ones people aren't familiar with and every once and a while throw in one everyone has seen.

09-26-2003, 12:02 AM	#7
Balthus Dire Punishment Continues Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 12,467	Equilibrium would be a good one. Only problem is you'd probably give it more credit than it deserves...

09-26-2003, 12:07 AM	#9
Balthus Dire Punishment Continues Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 12,467	they're making a sequel to that.

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09-26-2003, 12:24 AM	#16
Balthus Dire Punishment Continues Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 12,467	Ahh. Yes, you are right. In fact, it was none other than The Chair who suggested Christian Bale for the part of Batman in the new Christopher Nolan film. When Chair was casted, Nolan reportedly asked Chair for some casting advice, and due to his work alongside Bale in "Equilibrium", he suggested Bale himself take on the role. The Chair and Christian Bale attend the premier of "Kart Racer" as pals.

09-26-2003, 12:29 AM	#17
iron_man7 Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the OC Posts: 3,608	review this movie if u havent seen it go rent it then review it

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09-26-2003, 06:38 AM	#19
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Kessel Day Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: farthest from the bright center of the verse Posts: 5,732	that's great Joker. you're a good writer (i mean that) and should make those reviews quite interesting. after you get finished with one, why don't you reprint it here and let us critique it? __________________ George Lucas is out of touch with his own reality - Spider-Fett

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