Damn Applesauce!

Rasputin · 11-16-2003, 06:50 PM

I can't get the jar open. Any advice?

Enzyme · 11-16-2003, 06:51 PM

Put it in the microwave with a fork.

Anti-Mr. Parker · 11-16-2003, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rasputin
I can't get the jar open. Any advice?

\

cup your hand, and

masturbate.

Anti-Mr. Parker · 11-16-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Enzyme
Put it in the microwave with a fork.

get a grenade, and try it.

Captain Bryan · 11-16-2003, 06:52 PM

Glass?

kypade · 11-16-2003, 06:52 PM

hit the edges with l knife, all around...

Rasputin · 11-16-2003, 06:52 PM

yes

Captain Bryan · 11-16-2003, 06:53 PM

Smash it

Quietstorm · 11-16-2003, 06:53 PM

Or get a wet rag and open it with that

OR! hit the bottom of the jar with your palm a couple of times, and then try

Rasputin · 11-16-2003, 06:55 PM

wet rag just slicked it up.

kypade · 11-16-2003, 06:56 PM

the knife thing didn't work?

Quietstorm · 11-16-2003, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rasputin
wet rag just slicked it up.

Damn

Rasputin · 11-16-2003, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kypade
the knife thing didn't work?

I don't get what you're saying.

kypade · 11-16-2003, 06:57 PM

hit the edge of the lid, like all around in a circle...with a knife,

Rasputin · 11-16-2003, 06:58 PM

I slapped the bottom and it opened. Go Quietstorm!

Quietstorm · 11-16-2003, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rasputin
I slapped the bottom and it opened. Go Quietstorm!

YAY! Teach that jar a lesson..er.. I mean...

Rasputin · 11-16-2003, 07:00 PM

I'm sipping AS out of a cup right now.

Anti-Mr. Parker · 11-16-2003, 07:08 PM

shoot it.

Anti-Mr. Parker · 11-16-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anti-Mr. Parker
\

cup your hand, and

masturbate.

still think this is the best optopn/

Childlike Wild · 10-04-2004, 09:09 PM

The best way to open a jar is to bang it on a counter or something. Hard. And the noise of the banging is really just an added bonus.

Rasputin should have known this. Everybody should know this. And now you do.

**Dew k. Mosi** · 10-04-2004, 09:22 PM

Look at the date again. It was made almost a year ago

Wolfwood · 10-04-2004, 09:27 PM

On a related note, i've rediscovered my love for applesauce.

Childlike Wild · 10-04-2004, 09:30 PM

It's definitely good stuff. Now I want some.. but I don't think I have any.

Morg · 10-04-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

Look at the date again. It was made almost a year ago

Hmm and still can't open it?

Gmanofsteel · 10-04-2004, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rasputin

I can't get the jar open. Any advice?

put on a rubber glove, and twiiiist

11-16-2003, 06:50 PM	#1
Rasputin Banned User Join Date: May 2003 Location: This is a stupid question, I hate you all:mad: Posts: 4,940	Damn Applesauce! I can't get the jar open. Any advice?

11-16-2003, 06:52 PM	#5
Captain Bryan Side-Kick Join Date: May 2003 Location: It is of no concern to you, now give me money! Posts: 4,466	Glass? __________________ The Bryan has spoken! Support everyone's troops!

11-16-2003, 06:52 PM	#6
kypade Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bathrat Posts: 12,329	hit the edges with l knife, all around... __________________ it's hard enough to remember my opinions without remembering my reasons for them

11-16-2003, 06:53 PM	#8
Captain Bryan Side-Kick Join Date: May 2003 Location: It is of no concern to you, now give me money! Posts: 4,466	Smash it __________________ The Bryan has spoken! Support everyone's troops!

11-16-2003, 06:53 PM	#9
Quietstorm Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Ponderosa Posts: 7,213	Or get a wet rag and open it with that OR! hit the bottom of the jar with your palm a couple of times, and then try Last edited by Quietstorm; 11-16-2003 at 06:55 PM.

11-16-2003, 06:51 PM	#2
Enzyme Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,319	Put it in the microwave with a fork.

11-16-2003, 06:55 PM	#10
Rasputin Banned User Join Date: May 2003 Location: This is a stupid question, I hate you all:mad: Posts: 4,940	wet rag just slicked it up.

11-16-2003, 06:56 PM	#11
kypade Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bathrat Posts: 12,329	the knife thing didn't work? __________________ it's hard enough to remember my opinions without remembering my reasons for them

11-16-2003, 06:57 PM	#14
kypade Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bathrat Posts: 12,329	hit the edge of the lid, like all around in a circle...with a knife, __________________ it's hard enough to remember my opinions without remembering my reasons for them

11-16-2003, 06:58 PM	#15
Rasputin Banned User Join Date: May 2003 Location: This is a stupid question, I hate you all:mad: Posts: 4,940	I slapped the bottom and it opened. Go Quietstorm!

11-16-2003, 07:00 PM	#17
Rasputin Banned User Join Date: May 2003 Location: This is a stupid question, I hate you all:mad: Posts: 4,940	I'm sipping AS out of a cup right now.

11-16-2003, 07:08 PM	#18
Anti-Mr. Parker Banned User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 208	shoot it.

10-04-2004, 09:09 PM	#20
Childlike Wild Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Menomonee Falls Posts: 10,885	Re: Damn Applesauce! The best way to open a jar is to bang it on a counter or something. Hard. And the noise of the banging is really just an added bonus. Rasputin should have known this. Everybody should know this. And now you do.

10-04-2004, 09:22 PM	#21
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	Re: Damn Applesauce! Look at the date again. It was made almost a year ago __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

10-04-2004, 09:27 PM	#22
Wolfwood Shasta McNasty Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Chino, California Posts: 11,802	Re: Damn Applesauce! On a related note, i've rediscovered my love for applesauce. __________________ Something wicked this way comes. Henchman for Shadaloo AVATAR BY AxlsAppetite

10-04-2004, 09:30 PM	#23
Childlike Wild Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Menomonee Falls Posts: 10,885	Re: Damn Applesauce! It's definitely good stuff. Now I want some.. but I don't think I have any.

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