All-Time Worst Movie Quotes - Page 3

Dwarf lord · 01-31-2004, 11:39 AM

The frog lightning thing from X-Men

vibeke_T · 02-01-2004, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by That-Guy
I have to say the worst line ever uttered on film had to be from the movie Boiler Room where Giavanni Ribisi says to his girlfriend:

"I need some chocolate love."

I got stoned after I saw that with a friend and we spent hours repeating that line and laughing our ass off about it.

WAAAA? Thats the best line ever!

Obi-Ron · 02-01-2004, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wareagle
You're right...MAN-BEETLEJUICE sounds better.

You made me snarf my coffee, wareagle!

the_ultimate_evil · 02-01-2004, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Savage
"I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!!! "-some maniacal kung fu priest in some retarded zombie movie...

do not speak ill of dead alive

Kable24 · 02-01-2004, 01:32 PM

Blade 1 at the end when Blade tells Frost "Some FotherMucker is always trying to ski up a hill" Or words to that affect.

Storms frog line in X-Men

Spider-Man "We'll meet again Spider-Man"

The Green Goblin · 02-01-2004, 01:44 PM

Anakin Skywalker: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
[uncomfortable pause] <------.

Bleeecchh!

Savage · 02-01-2004, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the_ultimate_evil
do not speak ill of dead alive

lol. Oh yeah, that's it. Now the other bad memories are flooding through my head.

.....God, it's amazing what I'll watch at 4 in the morning.

Quote:

Blade 1 at the end when Blade tells Frost "Some FotherMucker is always trying to ski up a hill" Or words to that affect.

What? That's like the best line of all time! Hell anything Blade says comes out pure gold.

Scott's Girl · 02-01-2004, 04:12 PM

"I think she heard you" HPSS
Toad/Lightning thing from X1

Gimili · 02-01-2004, 06:05 PM

From Battlefield Earth:

Tribesman: (on the air pilot simulation he's doing) It's just like backing a horse.

DDRSkata · 02-01-2004, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wareagle
From "Batman"

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Beetlejuice-Man: Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Bad seed. Mean. Hurt people.

(The Joker: I like him already). <---- see that's good.

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Beetlejuice-Man-: You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!

that's not. ^

Hey, I like that part.

DDRSkata · 02-01-2004, 06:25 PM

Every line in House Of The Dead
Most lines in Attack Of The Clones, especially that line about sand. *shudders*
Every line in Phantom Menace
Every line in Batman & Robin
Everything that comes out of Two Face and Riddler's mouths in Batman Forever

benwad934 · 02-01-2004, 07:42 PM

Even though I really liked the rest of the movie, I hate when the stupid girl says "Freddy died by fire, Jason by water, how can we use that?" In Freddy vs Jason. God I hate that line.

Daredevil-1 · 02-02-2004, 11:58 AM

Spider-Man has some terrible, terrible lines...and you don't really realize just how many until they're all gathered here...

Doomed_hero · 02-02-2004, 12:11 PM

Almost the whole script of Spider-Man was bad execpt for one line, " No matter what I do, the people I love are the ones that get hurt."

The worst two I can think of that the general public over used and sould not have in the first place are.

" I'm the king of the world"-Titanic

AND THE WORST

WAZZZZZZZZUP

Heard smarter talk from a mute man.

Gamera · 02-02-2004, 12:46 PM

i gotta say
this thread is awesome

Savage · 02-02-2004, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doomed_hero
Almost the whole script of Spider-Man was bad execpt for one line, " No matter what I do, the people I love are the ones that get hurt."

The worst two I can think of that the general public over used and sould not have in the first place are.

" I'm the king of the world"-Titanic

AND THE WORST

WAZZZZZZZZUP

Heard smarter talk from a mute man.

LOL! God that's so true.

Erik Magnus Lehnsherr · 02-02-2004, 01:17 PM

Yea the Spidey script sucked so much that the movie grossed 400+ million dollars

The Hero · 02-19-2004, 02:44 PM

"SLEEEEEEEEEEP"-Spider-Man

Rizor · 02-19-2004, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Yea the Spidey script sucked so much that the movie grossed 400+ million dollars

You do know that scripts have little to do with box office. That's why horrible films manage to do so well and get sequel after sequel. Not that SM was horrible, but it did have some bad dialogue.

LadyVader · 02-20-2004, 08:34 AM

"It's the car right? Chicks love the car."

Batman would never utter a line that stupid. Not to mention that he would never use the word "chicks". At least I hope so!

Scott's Girl · 02-20-2004, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doomed_hero
Almost the whole script of Spider-Man was bad execpt for one line, " No matter what I do, the people I love are the ones that get hurt."

The worst two I can think of that the general public over used and sould not have in the first place are.

" I'm the king of the world"-Titanic

AND THE WORST

WAZZZZZZZZUP

Heard smarter talk from a mute man.

not to forget:
"I'll Be Back"
lmao

Kable24 · 02-20-2004, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyVader
"It's the car right? Chicks love the car."

Batman would never utter a line that stupid. Not to mention that he would never use the word "chicks". At least I hope so!

Actually, that was Robin who said that.

It's the car, chicks dig the car.

hippie_hunter · 02-20-2004, 11:43 AM

From Army of Darkness:

"I know I am bad, but I feel so good"

Hearing that line made me change the channel, Army of Darkness was just too corny

WallCrawl · 02-20-2004, 11:47 AM

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within: "Oh, it's warm."

The Hero · 02-20-2004, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Savage, i think that's from Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.

Please don't tell me thats an actual movie.

01-31-2004, 11:39 AM	#51
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02-01-2004, 01:32 PM	#55
Kable24 Member of the NRA Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hershey, PA Posts: 12,854	Blade 1 at the end when Blade tells Frost "Some FotherMucker is always trying to ski up a hill" Or words to that affect. Storms frog line in X-Men Spider-Man "We'll meet again Spider-Man" __________________ http://www.slickguns.com/ - great gun deals www.youtube.com/user/TheZombieDon

02-01-2004, 06:25 PM	#61
DDRSkata Wu Tang Killa Bee Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the Dankhouse Posts: 11,382	Every line in House Of The Dead Most lines in Attack Of The Clones, especially that line about sand. shudders Every line in Phantom Menace Every line in Batman & Robin Everything that comes out of Two Face and Riddler's mouths in Batman Forever __________________ "come on, honestly...who among us hasnt fked a barney pinata?" --The Joker Get Zesty ain't nothin' to fk wit'.

02-01-2004, 07:42 PM	#62
benwad934 Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dead cracker storage Posts: 1,168	Even though I really liked the rest of the movie, I hate when the stupid girl says "Freddy died by fire, Jason by water, how can we use that?" In Freddy vs Jason. God I hate that line. __________________ All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar.

02-02-2004, 12:11 PM	#64
Doomed_hero Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Camelot Posts: 8,878	Almost the whole script of Spider-Man was bad execpt for one line, " No matter what I do, the people I love are the ones that get hurt." The worst two I can think of that the general public over used and sould not have in the first place are. " I'm the king of the world"-Titanic AND THE WORST WAZZZZZZZZUP Heard smarter talk from a mute man. __________________ Luke: Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. The Emperor: So be it... Jedi.

02-01-2004, 01:44 PM	#56
The Green Goblin Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 10,988	Anakin Skywalker: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask. [uncomfortable pause] <------. Bleeecchh!

02-01-2004, 04:12 PM	#58
Scott's Girl Side-Kick Join Date: May 2003 Location: Waiting for Phantom Of The Opera and the PoA dvd Posts: 2,687	"I think she heard you" HPSS Toad/Lightning thing from X1

02-01-2004, 06:05 PM	#59
Gimili Banned User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mauk, GA Posts: 1,233	From Battlefield Earth: Tribesman: (on the air pilot simulation he's doing) It's just like backing a horse.

02-02-2004, 11:58 AM	#63
Daredevil-1 Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,366	Spider-Man has some terrible, terrible lines...and you don't really realize just how many until they're all gathered here...

02-02-2004, 12:46 PM	#65
Gamera Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mexico. Posts: 3,542	i gotta say this thread is awesome

02-02-2004, 01:17 PM	#67
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr Banned User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Reading "The Dead Zone" Posts: 4,621	Yea the Spidey script sucked so much that the movie grossed 400+ million dollars

02-19-2004, 02:44 PM	#68
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02-20-2004, 08:34 AM	#70
LadyVader Smile like you mean it. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Bucharest, Romania. No, really. Posts: 8,890	"It's the car right? Chicks love the car." Batman would never utter a line that stupid. Not to mention that he would never use the word "chicks". At least I hope so! __________________ Spoiler!!! Click to Read!: Nosey little f@%$er, aren't you?

02-20-2004, 11:43 AM	#73
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02-20-2004, 11:47 AM	#74
WallCrawl Side-Kick Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Nexus of Time. Posts: 13,429	Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within: "Oh, it's warm." __________________ Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.

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