105 year old woman says bacon is the secret to her long life

[terry78]

http://search.yahoo.com/search?cs=bz&p=105-year-old bacon woman&fr=fp-tts-622&fr2=ps





Quite.

 

[NickNitro]

Everyone makes fun of America for our love of bacon. Its the fountain of youth.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Baco-philes, rejoice!

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I thought everyone knew that?

 

[regwec]

Everyone makes fun of America for our love of bacon. Its the fountain of youth.

Americans don't live very long.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Americans don't live very long.

Here's the joke





^


Here's you're head.

 

[Nathan]

She looks like the Crypt Keeper.

 

[regwec]

There's a joke in there? It didn't so much float over me as pass through me like a ghost.

 

[TheBat812]

Americans don't live very long.

They might not live as long, but I'd hardly classify a 4-5 year difference to "not be very long."

 

[terry78]

What we all should be worried about is the women outliving us. Men, we're losing.

 

[NickNitro]

Americans don't live very long.

80 average in the US to 86 in Japan which has the highest life expectancy....honestly not that big of a gap. Considering how much bacon we consume.

 

[chamber-music]

I wouldn't sweat it. If your lucky enough to outlive most other men you get the pick of the grannies.

 

[NickNitro]

What we all should be worried about is the women outliving us. Men, we're losing.

Its because of the nagging. We don't nag nearly as much. that takes a big toll on the soul my friend.

 

[chamber-music]

If you don't like nagging date or marry a mute!

 

[Mr. VBZ]

Does she cure it with the blood of virgins?

 

[Sawyer]

Americans don't live very long.

Yeah, but honestly, who wants to live to 86? What's left to enjoy at that point? Bi-weekly bowel movements?

 

[terry78]

Clint Eastwood.

 

[Charlie Boy]

We get Clint Eastwood when we're 86?

 

[Brain Damage]

This thread...

 

[Baramos]

That data is actually just going to convince more people to exchange a measly three years of their life for copious amounts of bacon on a regular basis.

 

[Piper Maru]

Slather me in bacon grease now.

 

[psylockolussus]

God! Bacon is my favorite food ever!

 

[regwec]

Many Japanese people are still ninja at 86.

 

[NickNitro]

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