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Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by terry78, May 8, 2013.
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Everyone makes fun of America for our love of bacon. Its the fountain of youth.
I thought everyone knew that?
Americans don't live very long.
Here's the joke
Here's you're head.
She looks like the Crypt Keeper.
There's a joke in there? It didn't so much float over me as pass through me like a ghost.
They might not live as long, but I'd hardly classify a 4-5 year difference to "not be very long."
What we all should be worried about is the women outliving us. Men, we're losing.
80 average in the US to 86 in Japan which has the highest life expectancy....honestly not that big of a gap. Considering how much bacon we consume.
I wouldn't sweat it. If your lucky enough to outlive most other men you get the pick of the grannies.
Its because of the nagging. We don't nag nearly as much. that takes a big toll on the soul my friend.
If you don't like nagging date or marry a mute!
Does she cure it with the blood of virgins?
Yeah, but honestly, who wants to live to 86? What's left to enjoy at that point? Bi-weekly bowel movements?
We get Clint Eastwood when we're 86?
That data is actually just going to convince more people to exchange a measly three years of their life for copious amounts of bacon on a regular basis.
Slather me in bacon grease now.
God! Bacon is my favorite food ever!
Many Japanese people are still ninja at 86.
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