105 year old woman says bacon is the secret to her long life

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  1. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Everyone makes fun of America for our love of bacon. Its the fountain of youth.
     
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  3. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    Baco-philes, rejoice!

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  4. THE MR. TERRIFIC HYPES KING OF COSPLAY

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    I thought everyone knew that?
     
  5. regwec Make Mine Marble

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    Americans don't live very long.
     
  6. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    Here's the joke





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    Here's you're head.
     
  7. Nathan Registered

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    She looks like the Crypt Keeper.
     
  8. regwec Make Mine Marble

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    There's a joke in there? It didn't so much float over me as pass through me like a ghost.
     
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    They might not live as long, but I'd hardly classify a 4-5 year difference to "not be very long." :oldrazz:
     
  10. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    What we all should be worried about is the women outliving us. Men, we're losing.
     
  11. NickNitro Extra Terrestrial

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    80 average in the US to 86 in Japan which has the highest life expectancy....honestly not that big of a gap. Considering how much bacon we consume.
     
  12. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    I wouldn't sweat it. If your lucky enough to outlive most other men you get the pick of the grannies.
     
  13. NickNitro Extra Terrestrial

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    Its because of the nagging. We don't nag nearly as much. that takes a big toll on the soul my friend.
     
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  14. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    If you don't like nagging date or marry a mute!
     
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    Does she cure it with the blood of virgins?
     
  16. Sawyer High King

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    Yeah, but honestly, who wants to live to 86? What's left to enjoy at that point? Bi-weekly bowel movements? :o
     
  17. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Clint Eastwood.
     
  18. Charlie Boy Registered

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    We get Clint Eastwood when we're 86?
     
  19. Brain Damage Everything Under the Sun

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    This thread...

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    That data is actually just going to convince more people to exchange a measly three years of their life for copious amounts of bacon on a regular basis.
     
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    Slather me in bacon grease now.
     
  22. psylockolussus Merry Mutant

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    God! Bacon is my favorite food ever!
     
  23. regwec Make Mine Marble

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    Many Japanese people are still ninja at 86.
     
  24. NickNitro Extra Terrestrial

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    To celebrate this thread

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