13 yr old robs Burger Kings-demands a cheeseburger

[Morg]

Police: Armed & hungry 13-year-old girl robs Burger King


Tampa, Florida - Tampa Police say a 13-year-old girl who just got out of Juvenile Detention robbed a Burger King Restaurant at knife point. But all she demanded was a cheeseburger.

This happened around 9:30 Friday morning at the Burger King at 2601 E. Hillsborough Ave.

Police say the 13-year-old girl was just released from the Juvenile Assessment Center at 8:00 a.m. They say shortly after arriving home, she picked up a kitchen knife and walked to a nearby Burger King while wearing pajamas, socks and no shoes.

Officers say she confronted an employee, Ian Bowers, at the rear entrance to the business.

She allegedly showed him her kitchen knife and yelled "Give me a burger!"

Bowers tried to run away, but the suspect pushed through the rear door and chased after him with her knife in the air.

A witness heard the suspect yelling, "Give me a (expletive) cheeseburger now!"

The suspect chased Bowers through the kitchen before she was subdued by other employees and held for police. No one was injured.

The suspect told investigators she committed this offense simply because she was hungry and wanted a burger.

She was taken back to the JAC and charged with armed burglary, armed robbery, and violation of home detention.

she never heard of a soup kitchen?

 

[oakzap425]

She couldn't just lie like the rest of the homeless people in the world?


And, is 9:30 am breakfast time? Wtf was she gonna get a cheeseburger?

 

[Morg]

She couldn't just lie like the rest of the homeless people in the world?


And, is 9:30 am breakfast time? Wtf was she gonna get a cheeseburger?

some places you can get a burger 24/7 if they are open 24 hours

 

[Addendum]

she never heard of a soup kitchen?

Cocoa Puffs wasn't good enough for her.

 

[Carcharodon]

"GET ME A WHOPPER!"

They should SO use this for their AD campaign. t:

 

[E. Nygma]

they should have told him they didn't have the whopper

i wonder what he would have done

 

[Morg]

they should have told him they didn't have the whopper

i wonder what he would have done

He? re read it, it's a girl

 

[Gilpesh]

This goes to show you, knife or no knife:


No shirt, no shoes, no service.

 

[Morg]

This goes to show you, knife or no knife:


No shirt, no shoes, no service.

funny I remember one store having a sign say:
Girls no shirt-free drink t:

 

[Abaddon]

 

[Asteroid-Man]

awesome

 

[ALP]

Have not laughed this hard in a while

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Hilarious.t:

 

[oakzap425]

Ya'll just wanna use that laughing smiley...

 

[Super Kal]

that's funny

 

[Untilteld]

Teens, these days.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Why just a cheeseburger? I mean if you are going back to jail. At least go for a full on super sized combo meal. Criminals these days are not only stupid. They are not even making the crime worth while.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Cool.

 

[TNC9852002]

You know what this reminds me of, right?

Spoiler

-TNC

 

[bullets]

Why just a cheeseburger? I mean if you are going back to jail. At least go for a full on super sized combo meal. Criminals these days are not only stupid. They are not even making the crime worth while.

SHe should have walked into olive garden and ordered the tour of italy and left with some white barenger bottles of whine...

 

[Lex Luthor]

You know what this reminds me of, right?

Spoiler

-TNC

My sentiments exactly!

 

[Ghostvirus]

SHe should have walked into olive garden and ordered the tour of italy and left with some white barenger bottles of whine...

Hellz yeah! If you insist on doing the crime, atleast make it worth yo time.

 

[Twin2]

Man this screams lolcat parody (where's a photo of this when you need one).

 

[rizzo51]

Wow I guess jail food was that bad... couldn't stop by burger king before going home from jail? Back she goes no burger for her

 

[VIVAFIRE69]

Maybe she should have tried to rob a Wendy's