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**Since this is close to Thanksgiving, Dbella will automatically be getting a week (and also because she's Dbella :o).**

**Also, the next one will start on December 1st, a week from today, because I will be unavailable.**


If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?


What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?


* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

Write a haiku about your time so far in the Land of the Raising Sun.
 
3 moderators you respect most and why.

How has moderation changed your view of posters, moderators and SHH in general?

If you could redo the last 10 years, what would you change and why?

Erzengel, Top 25 SHH Posters of all time or Top 10?

Recent pics and could you send them to me?

Do you think you're turning Japanese? I really think so.

When will you return from the land of the rising sun?
 
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Hype News, great thread, or greatest thread?
 
What has been the loneliest moment of your life SO FAR?

Love or art?
 
Have experiences you have had as a moderator on the hype changed anything about how you deal with things in your normal everyday life? IE: do you have more patience, less patience etc...

Has anyone on the hype significantly changed your perspective on life or any other issues?
 
How much money would you need to seduce Mee and make him into a man?
 
Do you have sexy picture of yourself? :oldrazz:


*runs away*
 
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I have sexy pictures of her. :huh:
 
I'm not a man yet? :huh::csad:
 
who did u vote for in the election?

whats ur football team (NFL)?

what footbal team do u hate (NFL)?

what is ur baseball team (MLB)?

what is ur favorite sport?

What is ur least favorite sport?

who is ur fav. comic book writer?

who is ur fav. comic book artist?

who is ur least fav comic book writer?

who is ur least fav. comic book artist?

how would U toture baby p's killer?
 
DBella, how important is spelling things out fully and not using text abbreviations as well as grammar to you?
 
What is your favorite food item on the Thanksgiving table?

What would you get me for Christmas?

What do you want for Christmas?

What is your favorite Christmas Song?

Do you believe in Santa Claus?

Why do you get a week and I only got, like, four days?

Why does Badger hate me?

Why can't I come up with good questions?

When are we going to sing our duet? :cmad:
 
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DBella, how important is spelling things out fully and not using text abbreviations as well as grammar to you?
Dbella, do u think erzengel meant this as a jab to me?

(yes she did)
 
Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Ever stopped when it was hammer time?

Do you like Pina Colada?

And getting caught in the rain?

Whats type of condom is your favorite?

Ever ate a raw mushroom?

Favorite chocolate bar?

Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

Ghostbusters or Gremlins?

Favorite Ghostbuster?

Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Favorite part of a duck?

Least favorite part of a duck?

You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Who would you want to direct it?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

When did you last have you some sex?

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?

Ever fancied some man on man on man action?

Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?

Favorite toy as a child?

Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?

Ever wore a leotard?

If so why?

If not why not?

Who's your daddy?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

If your in a relationship at the moment (if not lets pretend you are) and you found out you were pregnant what would you do?

If you hada one night stand (again lets just pretend) and found out you were pregnant (i'm sure you'd use a type of contraception but again lets pretend) what would you do?

When do you want children and what would you call them?
 
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Why is Shortstack (TOB) so needy?

Do you think that Erz is hot or not?

Have you seen Erz's pic where she's flashing?

Do you think she should post that?

I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
 
Why do you love yourself?

Why do you love me? :o

What's the best thing about living in your new location so far?
 
How's your moustache coming along?
 
Would you say that you get bored talking to the same people after awhile the same way you get bored of living in the same place?

Would you like to settle in one place instead of moving approximately every three years? Any idea of where that place might be?

Who has the biggest ego on SHH? What would be the best way for that poster to learn humility and be humbled? (You can't say you, even though i know you have an ego the size of Texas :o )

Why is humility so hard to learn for some people?

Have you ever been in a fist fight(s)? If yes, how many?
 
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**Since this is close to Thanksgiving, Dbella will automatically be getting a week (and also because she's Dbella ).**




**Also, the next one will start on December 1st, a week from today, because I will be unavailable.**
THANK YOU, Phil! I was going to ask you for either an extension or for me to close the thread for Thanksgiving break since I'll be out of town. You read my mind.

Badger asks:
If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?
I'm doing it now. Teaching, guiding and influencing young minds. I prefer to call it 'brainwashing'. I want to mold the future into an image of me.

What is your greatest regret?
Greatest? Can't say that I have any but I do regret not buying a lottery ticket when I had the winning numbers. It came to me in a dream, believe it or not. I ain't kiddin'! Dammit, I could've been living like Paris Hilton...

What is your greatest achievement?
Being able to be to trust people again.

What is your favorite movie?
Too many to list so I'll just put my hand in a hat and pick from my list of favorites. And the winner is...
Little Women (1994)!!

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?

Showtime as Jo March
Jag as Marmee March
Hunter Rider as Meg March
Nirvana as Beth March
Mee as Younger Amy March
Sensi as Friedrich Bhaer
Comic Chick as Theodore "Laurie" Lawrence
Erzengel as Older Amy March
Captain Planet! as John Brooke
Dew k. Mosi as Grandpa Lawrence
DV8 as Aunt March

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?
By just being me. *warning: ego inflation*

What are the three things you would never do?
Commit an act of betrayal against those whom I've pledge my love and loyalty to, eat poo, be in the same room with a clown.

What brought you to the Hype?
Batman Begins.

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?
Matt.

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
Tim Burton, Roahl Dahl, George W. Bush.

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?
Make sure that no one invented the hair spray.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?
The love from my family and friends.

When would you like to retire?
When I'm 64.
If you'll still love me, if you'll still need me.

What would you like to do when retired?
Volunteer my time (and try to save the world, one deed at a time) and see as much of the world as I possibly can depending on how much dough I have when I retire.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?
I don't like golf, mostly because I've not tried it. With the exception of mini-golfing, which I find to be quite fun. What's in the bag? Balls, I'd assume?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?
I'm anal about cleanliness and tidiness so my worst and best habit is related to this:
Worst: If I go to someone's home and I see things not clean or out of place, I'd tidy up and clean... out of habit and I don't think the home owner appreciate that.
Best: My home is always clean and tidy because I love cleaning my home. And myself.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?
Yes.
No. It's not for the faint of heart.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X
I.A(M > U.

Describe your dream house.
Why don't I just show you?

white-house-4.jpg
Yes, I dream big.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?
O my, I am the LAST person to be giving advice but if it had to be done I'd say,
Treat others as you want to be treated.

What is your favorite word?
It's in my sig.

What is your least favorite word?
Awesome.
Although I do say it quite a lot. :mad: :down:

What turns you on?
A good sense of humor, self-confidence and kindness.

What turns you off?
Smoking, tobacco chewing and the sound of people chewing their food without closing their mouth. Ewwww... :down:

What sound do you love?
My mother's voice.

What sound do you hate?
The sound of people chewing their food loudly.

Why should I hire you?
Because I am not afraid to get down and dirty.

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Mildly sick for a week. I don't have to miss work? Good, that means there's a chance for me to spread the virus. Yay!

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.


Famous. I'd rather have rabid fans than have rabies.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Donuts. I've been blessed with a high metabolic rate so I am not worried about gaining weight. And even if I do get fat, I love working out as I can't sit still for long anyway so it won't be too hard to lose it and kick the habit.

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Eat Spam? I'd rather eat a cricket!

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

An albino midget. Two-in-one deal is always the way to go.

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.

Pauly Shore had nice curly locks.

Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Fried Chicken, hands down! And I don't mind sitting on the Colonel's knees if it means more Fried Chicken for me.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

I'm already doing my part in killing the environment so why not continue?
*here comes the hate mails from Green Peace and those friggin' tree huggers! :eek:*

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

I want to keep the turtle shell as a 'memento'. Sorry, Sam, but I like your shell better as I can use it as an armor against those who wants to kill me... like the Scientologists. :(

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

I'm already a **** so it doesn't matter what people think.

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Eat a placenta since it's safe to eat and seasoned with curry powder. :up:
I HATE papercuts!

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

A dozen kid. I've always wanted to have my own soccer team, with one sub. I can be their manager.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

I'm terrified of heights so... dissect the corpse of a family member. They're dead already so they can't feel the pain and that is no fun.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Having my nipple bit by an animal. I consider my fiance an 'animal'. rawr.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Lose an eye for I've always dreamed of wearing an eye-patch and looking like a pirate. Even if I do end up blind in both eyes, I won't mind it. It'll just enhance my other senses.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Jetski, ftw!

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

I'll skip a year. Age 33 could turn out to be a big bummer anyway and I don't mind getting old a year sooner.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

Always being hungry. I'm already there.

Write a haiku about your time so far in the Land of the Raising Sun.
It's been lots of fun
The Land of the Rising Sun
I like the sushi.
 
Which is more annoying whiny noob's or whiny oldbies? Explain your answer

Will you draw me a picture of Samurai Jack?
 
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