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If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?


What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?


* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

...and go!
 
Are you even going to show up for this?
 
Will you answer "NO" if you do?
 
LS!, great poster or greatest poster?

(Hint: The answer is greatest)
 
Are you amazed at how much you suck?

Did you leave the toilet seat up?

Do you like pie?
 
Where the hell are you?

Why aren't you here?

Do you miss the soul-glo thread? Because I do.

What is the status of your life right now as far as contentedness (is that even a word?) is concerned?

Describe to us your obsession with jag?

Why did you step down as a maude?

Why did you let Bamfer become a maude? *sheesh*
 
When are we going to hang out?

What will we do when we finally meet?
 
The chance to know everything in existance in the vastness of the universe, or the chance to own the world and everything in it?

Vision, or eternal loneliness?

Do you speak from the Head or the Heart?

Of the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?

What would you prefer, Lover or a Dreamer?
 
Holy crap, how did I miss this thread? :eek:

I've got to turn on my yahoo notifications again. Give me a few minutes to answer these, and my apologies for the tardiness Badger. :(
 
If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?
An executive of a big firm who does nothing all day but play golf, bribe others and eat cake.

What is your greatest regret?
That my former best friend and I ended our friendship on such bad terms. He's dead now. And no, I had nothing to do with it. :dry:

What is your greatest achievement?
Remaining on the Hype for this long. Sike. :p

What is your favorite movie?
The Ten Commandments. Awesomeness for all time. I also like The Sound Of Music. "Jam And Bread" is the ****!!

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?


Hunter Rider: Aaron
Kel: Miriam
Jaguarr: Pharoah (he's pompous just like him)
Dog Lips: The Golden Calf

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back? When did it leave??

What are the three things you would never do?
(1) Get down with a 500 lb-plus woman (or man for that matter)
(2) Vote Republican
(3) Deliberately cross Dew K. Mosi.

What brought you to the Hype?
It's been so long, I can't even remember. But I was into the first Fantastic Four film, so go figure.

Who is your nemesis on the Hype? I have many. Pick one.

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
My deceased grandmother.
Christian Bale.
And Lynda Carter.

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?
Slavery. Duh.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?
I would have to say my relationship with God and family.

When would you like to retire?
Before the country needs another financial bailout. :dry:

What would you like to do when retired?
Travel and write a novel on some exotic beach with hot looking, scantily clad people seeking my acquaintence. LOL

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag? Not really. But I want to learn.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit? My worst habit is easily being distracted creatively. My best habit is probably that I am a very punctual person...I am rarely ever late for anything.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share? Yes, I've had some sexual nightmares. But unfortunately, they were based on real life experiences. And no, I do not care to share.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X It's way too late for that **** tonight; I am tired.

Describe your dream house. Something elegant but not gigantic. Preferably a 3-story deal set off in the burbs somewhere.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be? Give in to tempation. Don't hold back. If you do, you'll only think about the object of your desire and yearn for it until you can't stand it or yourself anymore. Release the tension today.

What is your favorite word? Paid.

What is your least favorite word? Maverick.

What turns you on? A hot person's tongue on my left nipple.

What turns you off? Farting in any way, shape or form. The price of gas is high enough these days.

What sound do you love? The sound of making love (or rough, headboard-grabbing, grind-inducing sex). :hehe:

What sound do you hate? My alarm clock in the morning.

Why should I hire you? I didn't know I was applying for a job?? :confused:
 
Are you amazed at how much you suck?
Actually, your overabundance of suckfullness amazes me more. :):up:

Did you leave the toilet seat up?
**** yeah. I'm the only one there so who's gonna check me about it? lol

Do you like pie?
Yes. But preferably in the pan.

See above. Thanks.
 
Ooooo, yay LS!

My first memories of you are from when that crazy person impersonated you on myspace, haha. Then you turned out to be super cool, so I was like, whew! The internet is full of some really scary people. Would you say that was your worst e-experience? If not, what is?

What's your favorite flavor of icecream?

What's your favorite Eddie Murphy movie?

Are you still struggling with feelings of guilt at times (if you don't remember what I'm referring to, just say so! haha :vague: )?

Tell my about your favorite memory, please.

Did you enjoy your childhood?

What was your favorite pet?

Did you used to like to play in sandboxes?

What's your favorite stereotype? Least favorite?
 
From Knowsbleed
Where the hell are you?
I've been on Hype Sabbatical due to some changes in my life the last few weeks. But I'm back now.

Why aren't you here?
Um, because I've had some changes in my life the last few weeks? :confused:

Do you miss the soul-glo thread? Because I do.
Yes, I really do. It was a closed as a sacrifical lamb peace offering to all things Erz and Scream. Lot of good that did.

I might bring it back one day though.

What is the status of your life right now as far as contentedness (is that even a word?) is concerned?
Hmmm. I'm probably at 90% right now. Of course, that's subject to change, but I've got a job that I love to do, a love interest that's growing stronger by the day and I'm out of debt. So it's all good.

Describe to us your obsession with jag?
Jag and I have a bond that's indescribable. It's like the best man-sex ever...but without the sex. lol

Why did you step down as a maude?
I was sick of seeing Morg's Elisha Cuthbert photos pasted all over his locker at the Hype Mod-Gym. I hate her and I think she smells. :csad:

Why did you let Bamfer become a maude? *sheesh*
Because I am brilliant. Admit it: promoting Danoyse and Bamf to mods were frigging strokes of genius. :up:


Please see above.
 
From JP
When are we going to hang out?
Sometime this summer probably. So we can go on the Promenade in Brooklyn and enjoy the weather. Way too cold for **** right now.

What will we do when we finally meet? Something painful.

See above. Danke.
 
From Avangarde
The chance to know everything in existance in the vastness of the universe, or the chance to own the world and everything in it?
The chance to own the world, definitely. Knowing everything is great, but if you don't have the means to use it, of what good is it? Give me money and average intelligence please--I'll make it go far.

Vision, or eternal loneliness?
You are a very deep person, aren't you? I mean, dayum?

Do you speak from the Head or the Heart?
From the heart usually. People say I am deathly honest sometimes.

Of the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?
I have no idea what the 7 deadly sins are, so most likely I am already on my way. :(

What would you prefer, Lover or a Dreamer?
Lover, definitely. Dreams don't pay the bills.

Interesting questions; thank you.
 
From JP
When are we going to hang out?
Sometime this summer probably. So we can go on the Promenade in Brooklyn and enjoy the weather. Way too cold for **** right now.

What will we do when we finally meet? Something painful.

I can't imagine it being that painful.
 
Holy fack he showed up:

On a scale of 1-264, how excited are you about the Wolverine movie?

Why did you let that punk Kel become mod again before you?

Did you know the Beast from Beauty and the Beast was really a black stereotype?

Are you a Beast?

What is the grosses thing you have put in your mouth?

Did you know AndThePickles use to be AndTheCucumbers?
 
What is your favorite Dustin Hoffman movie and why? If you don't have a favorite, then why?


What is your favorite Angelina Jolie movie and why, if you don't have one then why?


What was your worst roommate experience and why?


What is the most important thing you have accomplished so far?

What is your favorite type of accent and why?


How old were you when you first learned how to ride a bike and how do feel about the experience?
 
From AndThePickles

My first memories of you are from when that crazy person impersonated you on myspace, haha. Then you turned out to be super cool, so I was like, whew! The internet is full of some really scary people. Would you say that was your worst e-experience? If not, what is?

Hi Picks.

I would say that by far, that was one of the worst--and most embarrassing. The other bad e-experience would be that I've been stalked myself by others. But you know what? I learned a valuable lesson from those situations: DON'T POST YOUR **** ON THE INTERNET. I e-mail my personal photos to specific friends these days and I won't even maintain a web-page anywhere now.

What's your favorite flavor of icecream?

Rocky Road.

What's your favorite Eddie Murphy movie?

He's not my favorite actor, so I really don't have one. Sorry. I guess the closest one might be when he played all the different obsese black people himself? That was sorta funny.

But not really. :(

Are you still struggling with feelings of guilt at times (if you don't remember what I'm referring to, just say so! haha :vague: )?

With regards to my bisexuality? Yeah, sometimes. It comes in waves really. Some days I am 100% cool with myself and other days I feel totally condemned. Everyone thinks that I am this macho, hard-acting cat so I don't get the same scrutiny and persecution I see a lot of gay men get. But although I may not fit the "stereotype" my torment is still internal though.

Tell my about your favorite memory, please.
Being crushed on Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman (she was the hottest MILF I had EVER seen at that age), and just enjoying a life where the most stressful thing I had to be concerned with was getting decent grades. I wish I had those days again. :(

Did you enjoy your childhood?
Definitely. I grew up in a loving family with both parents.

What was your favorite pet?
My cat. He was run over by a truck though. It scarred me for life. :down

Did you used to like to play in sandboxes?
Well, basically I was one of those children who derived a great sense of enjoyment from kicking sand in the eyes of other children.

What's your favorite stereotype? Least favorite?

Favorite sterotype: That black men are hung like donkeys.
Least Favorite sterotype: That black men are dumb like donkeys.

There ya go. Thanks!
 
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Dear LS,

How long do you think you have before you get banned? Which red do you think will have the pleasure of the killing stroke? Did Kel take Modhood again just to orchestrate your banning?

-DL
 
LS skipped my question :csad:
 
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