15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Lightning Strykez!

[Kelly]

I thought we had agreed we'd never speak of that in public???

*gasps*.....you don't remember.............





*stomps out of thread*

 

[Matt]

You will feel even worse if your suggestion was what happened? It is LS...for all I know he banged 20 *****es.

That's true. After all, LS never sleeps in the same bed twice.

 

[Badger]

Well since LS has answered my 2nd set of questions yet, I am going to give him an extension.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-




Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Ever stopped when it was hammer time?

Do you like Pina Colada?

And getting caught in the rain?

Whats type of condom is your favorite?

Ever ate a raw mushroom?

Favorite chocolate bar?

Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

Ghostbusters or Gremlins?

Favorite Ghostbuster?

Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Favorite part of a duck?

Least favorite part of a duck?

You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Who would you want to direct it?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

When did you last have you some sex?

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?

Ever fancied some man on man on man action?

Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?

Favorite toy as a child?

Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?

Ever wore a leotard?

If so why?

If not why not?

Who's your daddy?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Follow up question, what does GOAT mean?

It's an acronym for "Greatest Of All Time".

Do you feel your self esteem soaring a bit after that?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Where is the White Castle option in number 5? White Castle is orgasmic.

White Castle is the throne of Satan actually. The food that comes from there gives me the s***s. LOL

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

How long was that shower?

You will feel even worse if your suggestion was what happened? It is LS...for all I know he banged 20 *****es.

LOL I am so sorry man. Actually, you're not too far off with your assumption. Someone did step in the shower while I was in there and...well, one thing led to another and I got a little distracted that night.

But it was only 1 *****, not 20. That would make me a ****e.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Showtime

1) Mod or Poster? Why?

Actually, I like both roles pretty well. Being a moderator has obvious pluses, but it is somewhat "lonely" at the top as they say. Posters don't really know how to act around you sometimes, and you don't know if they are being your friends to suck up for power of persuasion, or if they are being genuine. On the flipside, other hardheaded posters are more likely to be smart ass and disrespectful of you just because you're a mod and they want to see how far they can push your buttons to spite you. And of course, if you vaporize their Hype account, you're "abusing powahzz". You really can't win.

Being a regular poster is cool because you just get to fit in and be yourself. However, it too has its downsides because when that same smart ass, disrespectful poster comes at you again, you can't do anything to him to spite him back. Think of it like Superman II when Clark Kent willingly gave up his powers and got his ass handed to him by that trucker in the diner.

2) Your favorite moment as a member of The Hype. Your Least Favorite.
FAVORITE HYPE MOMENTS: Wow. There's been a LOT of favorite moments here over the years...it's hard to narrow it down to just one. I think anytime any of my forums (X-Men, Superman or Fantastic Four) were high on the hype, those were good times for me. Getting new production photos and discussing/analyzing them to death was a lot of fun. Also, I'm blessed to have made a lot of long-time friends here so it was good to see hundreds vote for me as the most popular Hype guy-whatever-thingy that Erz hosted a couple of years ago.

Best moment though I think was when Doggy Lippers and I pulled off one of the nastiest April Fools Jokes in this site's history: The HOFFATARS!!!!!


LEAST FAVORITE HYPE MOMENTS:

1.) The X-Men forums: That "Gina" person who was ****ing out exclusive photos...totally psycho-meglomaniac hermit chick that was later sued by 20th Century Fox. Also, Halle Berry's terrible wig formations and the hatred of her overall. Revelations that 20th Century Fox was shortening X3 to like...one hour. One or two former good internet buddies I'd known for years became jealous and turned against me basically because I became a mod that wouldn't show favoritism to them. Rattlerbrat...terrible troll that rose more often than the Dark Phoenix. Ugh....

2.) The Fantastic Four forums: A troll named Wetgorilla singled me out for attack on several occasions. It took the entire forum to collectively kick his ass off the board. The whole Thing/Brow issue...The whole DINO (Dr. Doom In Name Only) issue...the Hispanic Susan Storm issue...so many issues....

3.) Miscellaneous Scandals: When we all learned that Aunt Petunia was a guy...that totally pissed me off because I thought she was hot. Also, when AmerikkkazMostWanted impersonated me on Myspace...that was obviously a dark moment. Finally, the mysterious controversy posters raised over the "Soul Glo" thread and its eventual demise at my hands. *sniffs*

Finally...all things this:

Those were truly terrible, terrible times.

Ya know, come to think of it, there were more dark moments than there were bright ones here on the Hype. Thanks for making me relive them Showtime.

3) If Superman existed and he could save one person you know in any manner, who would that be?
President Barack Obama on Tuesday at the Inauguration. LOL

4) The better glowing eyes, Showtime or LS?
Um, mine. Duh. Yours are contacts.

5) Mcdonalds, Burger King, or Wendys? Why and what would you order?
I love them all, but due to my diet and fitness program I dare not partake. But if I were to have a weak moment and cheat, I'd go for a Wendy's #2.

6) You could become somebody on The Hype for a day, who and why?
I wouldn't want to be anyone here. Everybody I know here is just as f***ed up as I am. LOL

Danke sir.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

*gasps*.....you don't remember.............





*stomps out of thread*

You weren't supposed to see through my clever brushing off of your original question.

No, I don't remember. I just know it was on the F4 boards but I can't recall the specific thread. I think it was about Jessica Alba...at the point I was pissed to hell that they'd had cast her in the film. Did you break up my rant?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

That's true. After all, LS never sleeps in the same bed twice.

How did you know??

 

[Showtime]

Where is the White Castle option in number 5? White Castle is orgasmic.

I've never been! I wanted to try the real deal in person at least once. We don't have them around here. I did however try a frozen one, they carry them frozen around the Boston area.

Danke sir.

Great answers man. Appreciate it.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Great read, LS!

My question: why are you so awesome?

 

[Kelly]

You weren't supposed to see through my clever brushing off of your original question.

No, I don't remember. I just know it was on the F4 boards but I can't recall the specific thread. I think it was about Jessica Alba...at the point I was pissed to hell that they'd had cast her in the film. Did you break up my rant?

d

No, actually it was on the IMDB boards....I never had to break up your rants on the FF boards....I just laughed...

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-




Favorite Blonde?
Susan Storm Richards.

How old are you?
I'm in my mid-30s.

Favorite smell?
A clean body just after it's come out of the shower and slathered down with scented oils and lotion--hell yes, amen.

Ever stopped when it was hammer time?
Never started. The baggy pants irritated me in places I'd rather not specify.

Do you like Pina Colada?
Yes. Especially as a jello-shot flavor.

And getting caught in the rain?
No. I am not trying to catch a cold.

Whats type of condom is your favorite?
Trojan Magnum...lambskin if possible. Not into all that spiky, glow-n-the-dark s***. I don't even like wearing them to be honest.

Ever ate a raw mushroom?
Not off the ground.

Favorite chocolate bar?
Whatchamacallit.

Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?
Whoever said that is not getting sexed up right.

Least favorite smell?
Ass. Especially unwashed ass.

Show us a recent picture of yourself?
Oh, hell no. Never again on this site!

What were you thinking as you took the picture?
N/A

Ghostbusters or Gremlins?
Gremlins were the bomb.

Favorite Ghostbuster?
I've never even seen that movie, believe it or not.

Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?
They are making a remake? Why????????????

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?
It's been awhile since I've said that to myself. My significant other has done a good job or reminding me though. Does that count?

Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?
No. Thank god.

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?
I've seen dogs having sex, but I didn't have to ask my parents what they were doing. I already knew...even as a small child. Does that mean I had a f***ed up childhood?

Current celebrity crush?
Hmmmmm. Call me crazy, but I really think Halle is STILL hot as hell...especally post-pregnant. Totally MILF.

In terms of actors...Christopher Meloni. That boy has got an ass on him.

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?
Probably a cheetah. People say I'm fast.

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?
No. I don't lay down with dirt under any circumstances.

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?
Depends on what the guy looks like.

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?
Yeah, sometimes. I got a broom there once.

Who do you love more than anything?
God.

What word do you use too often?
"Um-Hmm."

Dont, dont you want me?
What are you wearing?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?
No, sorry I haven't.

Favorite part of a duck?
Um....the bill?

Least favorite part of a duck?
Um...the bill.

You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?
1.) That the Lord's prayer be fullfilled.
2.) Wealth (obviously)
3.) Good Health to myself and all whom I care about

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
14. And yes, I regret it.

where did you lose it?
At a friend's house.

They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?
Actually I hate that show. With a passion. Mr. T is so frigging annoying.

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?
I only have one ball. Sike!

Favorite film ever?
Ten Commandments, Ben Hur and Superman II.

Most overated film ever?
The Dark Knight (for the moment).

Favorite film of 1989?
Erm...did Michael Keaton's "Batman" film come out that year with Nicholson? If so, that would be it. If not...well, I don't know.

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?
No secks.

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?
Tom-ay-toe.

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?
*****-Plat.

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?
Somebody good I'd hope. I'm told that Rick Fox looks a little like me but...he's a terrible actor.

Who would you want to direct it? Martin Scorese.

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?
The list is surprisingly short. But I won't reveal it because I value the friendships of those people.

What was willis 'talkin bout'?
S***.

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?
My significant other before he went to work this morning.

Who was the last real person you saw naked?
Um...my significant other before he went to work this morning. LMAO!!!

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?
WTF are you talkin' 'bout Willis???

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?
Um, I guess good. I mean, good for her. That's great...she has awesome legs.

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?
There might be some relevance to that claim.

When did you last have you some sex?
Yesterday morning around 3 am I think.

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?
Undercrackers. LOL

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?
He's worthy only because of his sex-appeal. But on some days I'd like to throw the knickers because of his bad hair. Dayum.

Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?
Sure. I think most men have. And yes, I've fancied it with you.

Ever fancied some man on man on man action?
No. Threesomes and orgies really don't appeal to me. Too many people in the mix guarantees that somebody's joint is gonna get left dry in the air.

Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?
Oh, hell no.

Favorite toy as a child?
Tonka trucks, and Dukes Of Hazzard's "The General Lee" car.

Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?
A hideous, green-colored leather note binder. It was a groomsmens' gift that my friend gave me for standing in his wedding party as his best man. Cheap ass.

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.
Rob the banks when they open, and then slip into the apartments of people I think are really attractive and hope they take a shower or do something naughty while I'm in the house. Hey, you asked.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?
No. Not necessarily.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?
It depends on whether the person deserves forgiveness or not.

Ever wore a leotard?
No.

If so why?

If not why not?
I don't like anything riding up my ass for any reason. That is for exits only.

Who's your daddy?
At present, that would be my hot-ass italian bf. That may be subject to change though. LOL

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

I don't shake my tush. However, I am willing to throw money at those who do. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Here are the answers to your long-ass list of questions. Jesus.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Great read, LS!

My question: why are you so awesome?

:heart:

LOL Probably because it's rubbed off on me from my fellow posters; present company included. I think we all bring the best (and the worst) out of each other year after year.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

d

No, actually it was on the IMDB boards....I never had to break up your rants on the FF boards....I just laughed...

Really? I don't recall knowing Ben or the other s/n on the IMDB boards. Then again that was like what....5 years ago? We are getting old babe. L

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Well since LS has answered my 2nd set of questions yet, I am going to give him an extension.

Thank you, I appreciate it. I'm just trying to keep up!

 

[Kelly]

Really? I don't recall knowing Ben or the other s/n on the IMDB boards. Then again that was like what....5 years ago? We are getting old babe. L

Ben was on there more than I was, but on the FF board on IMDB it was me.

I'm getting younger...

 

[Badger]

Well LS's time has come to an end.

Close Please.