15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Lord Valumart

[Fry's Girl!!]

Burn....

For him maybe, not for you.

 

[black_dust]

****ing LOL!!! well done Lord Valumart for answering all my questions and finding the hidden one

Hats off to you sir

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Favorite part of a duck?

Least favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

When did you last have you some sex?


If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[Prison Mike]

why did I get all the crap about my answers being half arsed when they were the same length as LV's?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

LV why do you love yourself so much?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

why did I get all the crap about my answers being half arsed when they were the same length as LV's?

There there, there there.if he's halfarse i'll jolly well tell him so. and hey least yourwas morefun than 'Cashforstash' damn that was dull.

 

[Lord Valumart]

You run into Billie Piper on the street, what do you do?

wonder where i am how this happened, congradulate her on her top gear track time, leave.

I'll keep that in mind.

i said consider...it's not like i actually would. it'syou i text until i pass out remember...

 

[Lord Valumart]

****ing LOL!!! well done Lord Valumart for answering all my questions and finding the hidden one

Hats off to you sir

cheers...you're still a dick

 

[The Squirrel]

When did you first discover Doctor Who?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?
daniel craig
How old are you?
20
Favorite smell?
cut grass
Least favorite smell?
spideylad
Show us a recent picture of yourself?

Spoiler

What were you thinking as you took the picture?
how awesome it was
When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?
i never look in the mirror, i'm far to lazy to lift my head to look
Ever walked on someone Having the sex?
nope
If so who was it?
void
Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?
no
Current celebrity crush?
holly willoughby
If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?
some kind of dragon
Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?
cash or what?
Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?
dude no
Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?
yes, i buy my deicer from there
Who do you love more than anything?
fry's girl!!
What word do you use too often?
Raxacoricofallapatorius
Dont, dont you want me?
no, not really...
Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?
only once...i think that day i became a man
Favorite part of a duck?
wings
Least favorite part of a duck?
the bill
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
17
where did you lose it?
her parents house
Tell me your favorite joke?
spideylad
Tell us something about yourself we never knew?
in my head at all times i'm eithera cowboy, indiana jones or james bond
Favorite film ever?
raiders of the lost ark
Most overated film ever?
tdk
Favorite film of 1989?
batman
Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?
no secks
Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?
lets just call the whole thing off...
If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?
rupert
If They made a movie of your life who would play you?
i'd like them to cast an unknown
If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?
fry's girl
What was willis 'talkin bout'?
global warming
Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?
my ex over 2 years ago...
Who was the last real person you saw naked?
once again...
If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?
spidermonkey
Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?
meh
Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?
we all know indiana pwns
When did you last have you some sex?
about 2 years ago...
If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?
i'd have an urgeto kill...
If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?
i'd go cammando
Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
all the time

indeed...

 

[Lord Valumart]

why did I get all the crap about my answers being half arsed when they were the same length as LV's?

cause you can do better...

LV why do you love yourself so much?

cause i'm justso awesome

When did you first discover Doctor Who?

2004

 

[black_dust]

Did you have fun at work today?

 

[Two-Face]

Since current Dr Who will go, who do you want?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Did you have fun at work today?

it was ok, i discovered that one girl has really soft hair...that was about it...

 

[Lord Valumart]

Since current Dr Who will go, who do you want?

either alexander armstrong or chris addison

 

[Two-Face]

Are you sad that David is leaving?

 

[black_dust]

it was ok, i discovered that one girl has really soft hair...that was about it...

Hair on which part of her body?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Are you sad that David is leaving?

seen 1 become 2, 3 become 4, 4 become 5, 7 become 8 and 9 become 10...dr's come dotheir thing leave, then come back for a vast amount of cash for special episode...

Hair on which part of her body?

head...

 

[black_dust]

were other peoples 15mins this slow and pathetic?

 

[Captain Planet!]

Why am I asking you a question?

 

[squeekness]

Have you ever loved a hamster as cute as me?

 

[LondonGirl]

Greatest film of all time in your opinion?

 

[Lord Valumart]

were other peoples 15mins this slow and pathetic?

probably not, i'm ust unloved

Why am I asking you a question?

casue you are

Have you ever loved a hamster as cute as me?

maybes...maybes not...

Greatest film of all time in your opinion?

raiders of the lost ark, unless we can count bttf as one film in which case it has a much more interesting over all stroy to it that allows more entertainment...

 

[black_dust]

raiders of the lost ark, unless we can count bttf as one film in which case it has a much more interesting over all stroy to it that allows more entertainment...

Wheres the GhostBusters love?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Wheres the GhostBusters love?

in the heart of everyone who was around in the 90's and grew up with the cartoon