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The-Dark-Knight asks:
Favorite Blonde?
**Elisha
How old are you?
**older then you
Favorite smell?
**home baked bread and cookies
Ever stopped when it was hammer time?
**hate that song
Do you like Pina Colada?
**not really
And getting caught in the rain?
**yes
Whats type of condom is your favorite?
**Trojan, nothing fancy
Ever ate a raw mushroom?
**nope, I like them cooked
Favorite chocolate bar?
**Heresey
Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?
**depends if I'm really hungry
Least favorite smell?
**sewers, used to work in the water/waste department
Show us a recent picture of yourself?
**nope
What were you thinking as you took the picture?
**hate them
Ghostbusters or Gremlins?
**Gremlins
Favorite Ghostbuster?
**tough choice, either Egon or Venkman
Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?
**not sure
When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?
**nope, usually it's damn I need to shave again
Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?
**yes
If so who was it?
**beats the hell outta me, happen in Vegas
Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?
**nope
Current celebrity crush?
**Hayden, Elisha, Emily Van Camp, Jewel Straite
If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?
**bear
Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?
**the money
Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?
**the money
Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?
**sure, they sell action figures and other toys cheap
Who do you love more than anything?
**Elisha
What word do you use too often?
**can't really say
Dont, dont you want me?
**nope, nada, nein
Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?
**hell no
Favorite part of a duck?
**never ate it
Least favorite part of a duck?
**none
You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?
**money, superpowers, and a wish to give good health to someone
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
**18
where did you lose it?
**in my bedroom
They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?
**not sure
Tell me your favorite joke?
**sorry a bit too raunchy to post
Tell us something about yourself we never knew?
**web toes
Favorite film ever?
**Children of a Lesser God, Iron Man, TDK to name a few, I don't have just one
Most overated film ever?
**SM 3
Favorite film of 1989?
**Dead Poets Society
Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?
**none
Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?
If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?
If They made a movie of your life who would play you?
**probably a deaf actor but can't recall one at this time
Who would you want to direct it?
**Peter Jackson, at least it'll have enough visual effects not to be boring
If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?
**Bella
What was willis 'talkin bout'?
**beats me
Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?
**ash
Who was the last real person you saw naked?
**ash
If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?
**whichever the one that's the most annoying
Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?
**good for her
Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?
**can't say
When did you last have you some sex?
**some time ago
If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?
**nope, maybe a brick
If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?
**only a brick
Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?
**nope
Ever fancied some man on man on man action?
**I sense a pattern
Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?
**obese are you?
Favorite toy as a child?
**Legos
Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?
**clothes
Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.
**spend all day in the girl's college dorm
Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?
**yes and did
Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?
**yes
Ever wore a leotard?
**nope
If so why?
If not why not?
**not for me
Who's your daddy?
**sure isn't you
Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
**I'm shaking my head
Favorite Blonde?
**Elisha
How old are you?
**older then you
Favorite smell?
**home baked bread and cookies
Ever stopped when it was hammer time?
**hate that song
Do you like Pina Colada?
**not really
And getting caught in the rain?
**yes
Whats type of condom is your favorite?
**Trojan, nothing fancy
Ever ate a raw mushroom?
**nope, I like them cooked
Favorite chocolate bar?
**Heresey
Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?
**depends if I'm really hungry
Least favorite smell?
**sewers, used to work in the water/waste department
Show us a recent picture of yourself?
**nope
What were you thinking as you took the picture?
**hate them
Ghostbusters or Gremlins?
**Gremlins
Favorite Ghostbuster?
**tough choice, either Egon or Venkman
Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?
**not sure
When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?
**nope, usually it's damn I need to shave again
Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?
**yes
If so who was it?
**beats the hell outta me, happen in Vegas
Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?
**nope
Current celebrity crush?
**Hayden, Elisha, Emily Van Camp, Jewel Straite
If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?
**bear
Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?
**the money
Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?
**the money
Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?
**sure, they sell action figures and other toys cheap
Who do you love more than anything?
**Elisha
What word do you use too often?
**can't really say
Dont, dont you want me?
**nope, nada, nein
Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?
**hell no
Favorite part of a duck?
**never ate it
Least favorite part of a duck?
**none
You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?
**money, superpowers, and a wish to give good health to someone
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
**18
where did you lose it?
**in my bedroom
They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?
**not sure
Tell me your favorite joke?
**sorry a bit too raunchy to post
Tell us something about yourself we never knew?
**web toes
Favorite film ever?
**Children of a Lesser God, Iron Man, TDK to name a few, I don't have just one
Most overated film ever?
**SM 3
Favorite film of 1989?
**Dead Poets Society
Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?
**none
Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?
If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?
If They made a movie of your life who would play you?
**probably a deaf actor but can't recall one at this time
Who would you want to direct it?
**Peter Jackson, at least it'll have enough visual effects not to be boring
If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?
**Bella

What was willis 'talkin bout'?
**beats me
Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?
**ash
Who was the last real person you saw naked?
**ash
If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?
**whichever the one that's the most annoying
Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?
**good for her
Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?
**can't say
When did you last have you some sex?
**some time ago
If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?
**nope, maybe a brick
If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?
**only a brick
Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?
**nope
Ever fancied some man on man on man action?
**I sense a pattern
Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?
**obese are you?
Favorite toy as a child?
**Legos
Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?
**clothes
Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.
**spend all day in the girl's college dorm

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?
**yes and did
Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?
**yes
Ever wore a leotard?
**nope
If so why?
If not why not?
**not for me
Who's your daddy?
**sure isn't you
Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
**I'm shaking my head