15 Minutes 15 Minutes: NewYorkSpider

[Badger]

Spoiler

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

Spoiler

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

Spoiler

Write a short story about how Fran's head exploded during the Penn State Game.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Would you rather have CC or Tex?

Are you sad that they're tearing down Yankee Stadium?

Ever owned a Spider?

Ever owned a New York?

Can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

 

[Immortalfire]

Who do you love?

Who is your favorite Hype mod whose name starts with an I?

Do you...........................eat?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Badger, I'll get to your questions a little later.


Captain Planet asks:

Would you rather have CC or Tex?

CC. Tex is overrated, IMO. Plus, pitching wins championships.

Are you sad that they're tearing down Yankee Stadium?

I was devastated. So many memories of that place. I am however looking forward to the new memories of the new stadium.

Ever owned a Spider?

I've never owned a spider. I would love to have a pet Tarantula though.

Ever owned a New York?
Nope.

Can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
Because of the Cinnamony goodness.

Immortalfire asks:

Who do you love?

I love Mandy Moore. :heart:

Who is your favorite Hype mod whose name starts with an I?

Immortalfire!

Do you...........................eat?

Of course I eat. I wouldn't be here if I didn't.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Badger asks:

Spoiler

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

Meteoroligist/Stormchaser. I would love to be able to chase tornadoes and study how they work.

What is your greatest regret?

Not going to college.

What is your greatest achievement?

I don't really have a great achievement. I finished a level 4 Suduko last week!

What is your favorite movie?
Cast Away

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?

Chuck Noland - HunterRider
Kelly Freers - DBella
Wilson - Alex The Great
Nicolai - Asteroid-Man
Jerry Lovett - Immortalfire


How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

Changing my screen name to SexySpider?

What are the three things you would never do?
1. Cheat on my Wife/Girlfriend
2. Cheer for the Red Sox
3. Kill someone

What brought you to the Hype?
Spider-Man 3

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?
Don't really have one.

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

1. Christopher Reeve
2. Babe Ruth
3. John Lennon

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

I would stop 9/11 from happening. America didn't deserve to go through what it did on that day.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)? Family

When would you like to retire?
When I'm old

What would you like to do when retired?
I would either like to move to Florida or stay here in PA.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?
I love to golf. There's tee's and ball's in the bag.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Worst habbit would probably be smoking. Best habbit would be that I always have to double check something to make sure it's done.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

No nightmare sexual experiences. I'll probably have one tonight now.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

X =

Describe your dream house.
The Luthor Mansion from Smallville.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?
Dream Big. Never look back.

What is your favorite word?
Awesome

What is your least favorite word?
Can't think of one.

What turns you on?
Dancing Women

What turns you off?
Arrogance

What sound do you love?
Yankees Win! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!

What sound do you hate?
Nails on a chalkboard

Why should I hire you?
Because you can count on me to get the job done. That's what she said.

Spoiler

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Mildly sick for a week. I can usually handle that.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Famous. I'll take my chances with that.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Donuts.

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

I'll eat Spam. I've never actually had it before.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

An albino midget.

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.

Have my dreams crushed by a DCW.

Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

I hardly ever eat breakfeast since I sleep through the morning. So chicken with Colonel Sanders.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Enviromentalist

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Kill a turtle

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Everyone think I'm a ****.

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

A paper cut. You're lucky I already ate, Badger.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

The dozen kids. I'll take my chances.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

I can't even dissect a frog. I'll go skydiving.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Milk a cow. I don't want to be one of those people that only has one nipple.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

I'll lose an eye in the fireworks. Anything that has to do with Michael Jackson makes me want to run myself into oncoming traffic.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

A jetski. It could be a lot of fun.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Skip the age of 33.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

Always be hungry.

Spoiler

Write a short story about how Fran's head exploded during the Penn State Game.
As Fran watched his Spartans get their asses handed to them by the Nittany Lions, He began to sing this song out his window to ease the pain.



That's all that really needs to be said.

 

[Avangarde]

Do you speak from the head or the heart?

Of the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?

Lover or a dreamer?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Ever stopped when it was hammer time?

Do you like Pina Colada?

And getting caught in the rain?

Whats type of condom is your favorite?

Ever ate a raw mushroom?

Favorite chocolate bar?

Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

Ghostbusters or Gremlins?

Favorite Ghostbuster?

Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Favorite part of a duck?

Least favorite part of a duck?

You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Who would you want to direct it?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

When did you last have you some sex?

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?

Ever fancied some man on man on man action?

Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?

Favorite toy as a child?

Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?

Ever wore a leotard?

If so why?

If not why not?

Who's your daddy?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[Erzengel]

Relay the story of how you lost your virginity or in some cases how you envision it taking place.

What was your first introduction into porn?

Cast your favorite movie using SHH Posters.

If you were a Major League Closer or a Wrestler, what would be your entrance music?

Who would you call your nemesis on SHH?

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.

What invention are you disappointed hasn't been created by now?

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

How did you first started posting on SHH and what made you stay?

Take a few Barry Manilow songs and associate them with some SHH posters.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Avangarde asks:

Do you speak from the head or the heart?

I speak from the heart.

Of the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?

Envy.

Lover or a dreamer?

Dreamer. I'm always dreaming about stuff.

 

[knowsbleed]

We know you're not from New York... why don't you change your name?

Do you miss Fran?

Why?

Who do you consider the most humorous person on the Hype?

The most un-humorous?

Who do you feel closest to on the Hype?

Which mod do you get along with the most?

The least?

What is the largest amount of food you've ever eaten in one sitting?

How long was your stint on the toilet after that?

What is your poison of choice (alcohol)?

What is the most inebriated you've been in your life, in detail?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

The-Dark Knight asked a lot of questions. I'll get to them later tonight ot tomorrow.

Relay the story of how you lost your virginity or in some cases how you envision it taking place.

I was 16 and drunk. I knew her from the other school since we worked together(don't sleep with any employee's kids, it's weird afterwards working with them). We basically talked throughout the night and one thing led to another.

What was your first introduction into porn?

My friend had a box of porn and I asked him if I could borrow it.

Cast your favorite movie using SHH Posters.

I did Cast Away already so I'll do another.

Spider-Man 2

Peter Parker - Mee
Mary-Jane - SML28
Harry Osbourne - Halcohol
Doctor Octopus/Otto Octavias - Doc Ock
Aunt May - Squeekness
JJJ - C.Lee
Betty Brant - DBella

If you were a Major League Closer or a Wrestler, what would be your entrance music?

Linkin Park - What I've Done

Who would you call your nemesis on SHH?

I don't really have a nemesis.

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.

I'm not from New York

What invention are you disappointed hasn't been created by now?

The hover board

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

GR87 and the Hooters topic.

How did you first started posting on SHH and what made you stay?

I was looking for Spider-Man 3 info when I stumbled across the hype. I observed for a few weeks until I joined in late May of 2006. I stayed because I loved hearing other people's opinions on the movie.

Take a few Barry Manilow songs and associate them with some SHH
posters.

I don't know any Barry Manilow songs. Did he sing "Sweet Caroline"?

We know you're not from New York... why don't you change your name?

New York sounds better.

Do you miss Fran?

Not really.

Why?

I think he was one of the most overrated posters on here.

Who do you consider the most humorous person on the Hype?

Darthphere can be funny at times

The most un-humorous?

Alex The Great

Who do you feel closest to on the Hype?

The sports posters. I haven't been in the community forums as much

Which mod do you get along with the most?

Showtime and Immortalfire

The least?

Bamfer!

What is the largest amount of food you've ever eaten in one sitting?

I had 3 big macs from Mcdonalds one time with fries and chicken nuggets.

How long was your stint on the toilet after that?

HaHa! 20 minutes. I really don't know.

What is your poison of choice (alcohol)?

Captain Morgan

What is the most inebriated you've been in your life, in detail?

I was in Harrisburg at my buddy's apartment. Talk about wasted. We had 3 kegs and every alcoholic drink you could name. I basically sang the whole night and decided that I could out drink everyone in the room. I eventually woke up laying in the shower with only my boxers on.

 

[K.B.]

Who's the private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

 

[Avangarde]

Avangarde asks:
Do you speak from the head or the heart?

I speak from the heart.

Of the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?

Envy.

Lover or a dreamer?

Dreamer. I'm always dreaming about stuff.

You speak from the heart, but you consider yourself a dreamer......... Interesting. I'm glad you answered straight rather then giving me wishy washy answers. If you answered truthfully then this says a lot about your character, thankyou.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

The Dark Knight asks:

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

Brittany Snow

How old are you?

22

Favorite smell?

Febreze

Ever stopped when it was hammer time?

MC Hammer did

Do you like Pina Colada?

Yes.

And getting caught in the rain?

Maybe the snow

Whats type of condom is your favorite?

Trojan

Ever ate a raw mushroom?

I hate mushrooms

Favorite chocolate bar?

Hersey bar w/almonds

Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?

They must have been mad

Least favorite smell?

Garbage/Dumpster

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

Maybe later

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

Damn she's good lookin!

Ghostbusters or Gremlins?

Ghostbusters

Favorite Ghostbuster?

Peter Venkman

Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?

I really don't know. They'll probably cast someone I've never heard of.

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

When I got my new haircut.

Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?

Yes.

If so who was it?

My friend. It wasn't pretty.

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

No.

Current celebrity crush?

Mandy Moore

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Panther

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Probably not. Money isn't that important to me.

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

No.

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

I've never shopped at one

Who do you love more than anything?

My family and friends

What word do you use too often?

Awesome

Dont, dont you want me?

No.

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Not really

Favorite part of a duck?

It's quack?

Least favorite part of a duck?

It's feet?

You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?

1. Superman's Powers
2. Spider-Man 3 to actually be good
3. To erase one bad memory that I have.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

16

where did you lose it?

At my buddy's cabin

They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?

People who can act.

Tell me your favorite joke?

I really don't have a favorite joke.

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

I have Scoliosis. It's where your spine doesn't form right.

Favorite film ever?

Cast Away

Most overated film ever?

Titantic

Favorite film of 1989?

I guess Batman

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

No secks

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

Ay

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

Baxter!

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

A young Tom Hanks

Who would you want to direct it?

David Fincher

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

I wonder if Fran's mom posts on here?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Drugs

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Myself

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

My friends girlfriend.

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

A fat monkey

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Bad for the people who have tickets

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

She's not that great

When did you last have you some sex?

3 months ago. It was toward the end of summer.

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

No.

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

He's not worthy.

Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?

Hell No!

Ever fancied some man on man on man action?

HELL NO!

Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?

**** No!

Favorite toy as a child?

Sadly, my pull the string Pee-Wee-Herman action figure.

Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?

I hated clothes back in the day. My Uncle would get me these sweaters that I couldn't stand wearing.

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.

Morning - I would go to work and just spy on people. See what they say about me and the other co-workers
Afternoon - Find Sue Storm and piss her off.
Night - Go to the mall and trip people, then watch other people laugh.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?

Absolutly. It means that don't care for you anymore. I wouldn't give them a second chance.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?

HaHa! I really don't know.

Ever wore a leotard?

No.

If so why?

...

If not why not?

Because I don't need to

Who's your daddy?

My father

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

No.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Who's the private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Joe the Plumber?

 

[DBella]

When did you first become a Spider-man fan? How did it happen?

What are your aspirations and who inspires you?

If you can be anywhere right now, where would you be and what would you be doing?

 

[Captain Planet!]

Nick Markakis: Most Underrated Player In The AL?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I gotta ask now, your friends Girlfriend was the last person you saw naked, tell us more about it. (like how did it happen,are you having a affair?)

 

[NewYorkSpider]

DBella asks:

When did you first become a Spider-man fan? How did it happen?

I became a Spider-Man fan back in the early 90's. My dad used to take me up town to get my haircut, and the barber would have Spider-Man comics laying on a little coffee table. I would read them untill he was done cutting the other people's hair.

What are your aspirations and who inspires you?

One of my aspirations is to one day go to college. I still haven't gone yet because I haven't figured out what I want to do. And my father is who inspires me. Everyone that knows him always tells me that he's one of the finest men they've ever met. That makes me proud to be his son.

If you can be anywhere right now, where would you be and what would you be doing?

I would be in California surfing on the waves. I've always wanted to go out there and try it. It looks like a lot of fun when you get used to it.

Captain Planet asks:

Nick Markakis: Most Underrated Player In The AL?

Markakis is underrated, but I would have to go with Ian Kinsler. Markakis is in a close second.

The Dark Knight asks:

I gotta ask now, your friends Girlfriend was the last person you saw naked, tell us more about it. (like how did it happen,are you having a affair?)

HaHa! There wasn't an affair. This is actually a pretty funny story. We were up at my friends cabin(might have been around August of '06) and she was drunk. She decided that she needed to use the toilet(which was outside in an outhouse). Her boyfriend helped her out there and she slipped and fell in the mud. She then began to strip her clothes. By this time she had made it back to the cabin without any piece of clothing on. She came up and walked in completely nude.

 

[Mee]

Change your name to BostonScorpion?

 

[Mee]

BS for short.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Wow,i'm hanging out with the wrong people. Gotta ask now was she hot?

Actually did her Boyfriend not mind her parading around in the nude infront of his friends?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Mee aksk:

Change your name to BostonScorpion?

I will not have my name have anything to do with Boston. NewYorkScorpion sounds pretty cool though.

 

[BatSpider]

BS for short.

Thats my name

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Wait actually, if the last person you saw nakedwas that girl and that was 06' yet you had sex 3 monthsago was the girl/guy you had sex fully clothed with some trap door for entry. It does not add up?

Hmmmm?