15 Minutes: The Remake!! with BizarroAids

[knowsbleed]

with BizarroAids!
BizAids's assigned remake movie is... The Karate Kid!​

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Also, Knowsbleed, remind people that a good 15 minutes, doesn't mean 1-2 word answers. Not telling people to write a novel, but at least be interesting.

ELABORATE!!!

Question time!!

Why is the "ids" in your name in lowercase?

Do you have AIDS?

Do you know anybody who has AIDS?

What is AIDS?

What is love?

How much does Erzengel bench?

At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive?

What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special?

Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?

If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today?

Who do you feel closest to on the Hype and why?

What is your favorite sushi?

If you could live in any other country besides the United States (assuming you live in the US, if you don't... then pick another country anyway) where would it be and why?

The Karate Kid 1984 vs The Karate Kid 2010?

 

[BizarroAids]

Question time!!
Why is the "ids" in your name in lowercase? - Why is everything in your name lowercase? It's how the cards fell I guess.

Do you have AIDS? - No, I'm pretty sure I don't.

Do you know anybody who has AIDS? - I don't think so, but that's not something I usually bring up in a conversation..."Hey how are you? Do you have AIDS?"

What is AIDS? - A virus created by the government to kill us off. (Yeah, I went there)

What is love? - Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me. Actually I think true love is when you can fart/poop around your significant other. If a woman can look at you with adoration even after you just told her you clogged the toilet, then that's a keeper.

How much does Erzengel bench? - Why is your bromance bleeding into this questionaire?!

At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive? - Several years ago, after I got "clean" I truly felt like myself finally, and I guess alive. I started doing things I had feared beforeand I opened up more. A moment that really stuck out, was when I proposed. That was intense to me, but in a good "feeling alive" way.

What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special? - When i was 7 I went to my first Con with my brother, met an artist who would later become my mentor, but mainly it was that day in whole that was great. There's nothing like your first Con and my older brother cancelled his plans for the day just to take me. My father wasn't around much, so my brother stepped up a lot and filled in for him, and I think that's another reason why that day sticks out over all others. I remember that so vividly, down to what I watched before we went to it.

Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before? - Today felt like that, yes. But only I don't get the chance to improve upon it each time like Bill Murrary did.

If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today? - My parents first (Mother,Father,Step Father) they have been really supportive over the years and I would want them to know that. My brother and sisters (all 6) because I have a respect and love for all of them. I'd want to finish out the day with my buddies. We've been a close groups of friends for so long now, I would enjoy reliving our greatest moments. I'm lucky to have a group of best friends like them.

Who do you feel closest to on the Hype and why? - ComicChick and I have been really close friends over the last few years. She always has great advice for me or just likes to shoot the ____, and I'm her on call mechanic. Our convos can go from fandom stuff all the way to family issues. She's a cool friend. Chick, if you're reading this, you're awesome!

What is your favorite sushi? - Any over the age of 21.

If you could live in any other country besides the United States (assuming you live in the US, if you don't... then pick another country anyway) where would it be and why? - Australia! I've always wanted to go there, and I'm a sucker for a woman with an Australian accent, it's sexy as ___! So that could be the main reason..a blonde Australian woman with no kids.

The Karate Kid 1984 vs The Karate Kid 2010? - As charming as the 2010 flick is, I have to go with the original. It still has a magic to it that the remake couldn't touch. Or that could be the nostalgia talking.

Thanks man!

 

[knowsbleed]

Your answers are damned good, why is nobody else asking you questions?

What was the last thing that made you feel like an idiot?

What did you get for Christmas last year?

What do you think/hope you will get this year?

What would come up on a Google search of your name?

Why do you press harder on the remote when you know it’s the battery that’s going dead?

What brand of underwear are you wearing?

Have you ever regretted loving someone?

How well do you handle rejection?

What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?

 

[Erzengel]

How many dates is it acceptable to bed someone?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Chiefs or Royals?

What super power would you want IF you had to incorporate it into your daily life? I'm talking in terms of practicality.

Tell us the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love?

Do you bunch or fold toilet paper?

What movie did you love when you were younger but in hindsight you realized it wasn't as good as you thought?

You didn't ask me anything in my 15 minutes, give me a reason to continue in asking in yours?

 

[Kane52630]

Your top 10 favorite collectibles? (pics are welcome)

List 10 favorite Hype members and why.

Favorite Nicolas Cage film and why?

If you could sleep with one person on the hype, who would it be?

Favorite moment on SuperheroSkype?

Least favorite moment?

Which two mods do you want to see in a Celebrity Deathmatch?

which two hypesters?

 

[BizarroAids]

Your answers are damned good, why is nobody else asking you questions? - No idea. It's how the community has been for the last few years. If it's not something people can b****, then they just don't care. Here, I'll show you...NOLAN IS OVERRATED. (Wait for it)

What was the last thing that made you feel like an idiot? - I had a brain fart when I was changing out my breaks. I was looking for the pads for about 10 minutes before I realized I had already put them on. I cussed at myself for a while after that.

What did you get for Christmas last year? - A few Blu Rays, I don't really remember which ones, a detail cleaning kit, a Royals towel, and a few action figures.

What do you think/hope you will get this year? - S.H.I.E.L.D. Hellicarrier!! I want it for my display, like really bad. I can put more figures (3.75 scale) on it and have more room on my shelves for the larger figures. That's all I asked for this year.

What would come up on a Google search of your name? - My real name? About 133475072394057 other people with the same name as me. (Thanks Mom and Dad)

Why do you press harder on the remote when you know it’s the battery that’s going dead? You do that too?!! I swear I thought it was just me. I guess, I keep thinking that if I press harder, I can use up all the juice left in the battery. Glad I'm not alone on that.

What brand of underwear are you wearing? TMNT Boxers! I don't care if that was personal, can you deal with knowing that now?

Have you ever regretted loving someone? - Yes, my ex from about 4-5 years ago. She's evil and a life sucker. I wish her the best....No I don't, that's a lie. I really hope she falls and breaks her cheating vagina.

How well do you handle rejection? I would say pretty well. I don't sit around and sulk about it, I tend to just move on and brush it under the rug. It's a learning curve.

What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? I would be much more open with my action figure collecting. Aside from here, and a few buddies, I really keep it to myself. I wouldn't mind wearing it on my sleeve.

Thanks again. I enjoyed those.

 

[BizarroAids]

How many dates is it acceptable to bed someone? - First date is fine in my book. I look at it this way, in those first 30 minutes of a date, you're going to know if you want to sleep with that person. You won't know if you want to date/marry them, but you can for sure tell if you want to bump uglies.

Star Wars or Star Trek? - Star Wars. I've seen the Star Trek movies as a kid, saw a few episodes but it didn't stick with me as much as Star Wars did.

Chiefs or Royals? Royals all day! I've never been a Chiefs fan, I grew up and continue to be a Raiders fan. But the Royals are my first love. There is a charm to when they lose.

What super power would you want IF you had to incorporate it into your daily life? I'm talking in terms of practicality. - Honestly, I would just want to throw a shield at people that got on my nerves, and have it come back like a boss.

Tell us the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love? - First love was at the age of 17, it was a friend from school. We hung out all the time and partied with the same bunch. It wasn't until I was 19 that we hooked up. At that point, I had never dated a girl longer than 3 months...give or take, and it lasted about 3 years. I'm actually still friends with her to this day.

Do you bunch or fold toilet paper? - I bunch. Probably like most people, I want to make sure I get it all in fewer trips. And plus it ensures I don't get any ___ on my hands. "Front to back, so you don't hit the sack!"

What movie did you love when you were younger but in hindsight you realized it wasn't as good as you thought? I would say Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. It's great when you are young, but as I got older I started to question how Lacey was breathing in space.

You didn't ask me anything in my 15 minutes, give me a reason to continue in asking in yours?

I would have, had I honestly knew yours was going on. Sometimes they get shuffled to the the 2nd page and I don't even realize they are happening. Honest mistake.

How are you?

 

[BizarroAids]

]Your top 10 favorite collectibles? (pics are welcome) [/B]I don't have my pics on this computer, but I'll try soon. My list would go like this.
- Marvel Select Captain America (All 3- Bucky, Movie, Original)
- Bucky Cap Bowen statue (NAUGHTY!!)
-A pair of old comics

I have too many, and the majority of them would be action figures. So I'll come back to this with a pic. (That's like asking who do you like more Tommy Wiseau or Tommy Wiseau. Name your top 10 Tommy Wiseau)

List 10 favorite Hype members and why. This order is not in any way showing favortism.
1)Kane - You do my avvys, we talk about movies and you always give me the heads up about stuff I like.
2) Comic Chick - She's my dawg. And makes good sammiches.
3) Manic - I don't see how he puts up with me. But he does and it's been fun getting to know him.
4) E-Man - He's me, if I were black. Ain't nobody got time fo dat ____!
5) The Joker (Formerly Doc Ock)- Great friend who you can talk to about anything and he will give it to you straight.
6) Toxin - Good kid, he has potential.
7) Harls - She's a firecracker! I don't have enough space to list the reasons why she's so cool. And if I need a good laugh, she's there to bring the funny.
8 - 10) The next spaces belong to the people who I interact with either daily or weekly. If we talk, it's because you're people I could see hanging out with IRL. You should know who you are. You're friendship is greatly appreciated and to that, I say thank you.


Favorite Nicolas Cage film and why? Face/Off. It's one of my favorite films in general, but I think he is awesome in it. Castor Troy is, IMO, a pretty quotable character.

If you could sleep with one person on the hype, who would it be? -ATP, and I only say that because I want the victory of going up to Spoons and saying "Yo dawg, I guess the saying ain't true. She didn't go back."

Favorite moment on SuperheroSkype? The drunk night that I actually thought Cockatoo was a racial slur for black people. It was good times.

Least favorite moment? Probably the time a certain persons brother was saying uncomfortable things towards my chocolate brothas.

Which two mods do you want to see in a Celebrity Deathmatch? FilmNerdJamie vs Matt. Why? Because either way it's a win.

which two hypesters?

Knowsbleed vs Erzangel. I don't know why, but they need to fight.

 

[Harls]

Favorite type of homemade cookie and/or other baked good? This is important information here.

What was the last movie you watched? Was it any good?

 

[Duke]

How'd you ever come up with your username?


What do you do in your spare time?


Are you a gamer? If so, which console/s do you own?


Favorite video game you play?

 

[Erzengel]

In your top 10, you listed Kane, CC, Manic, E-Man, Joker, Toxin and Harls.

You have to fight Kane, Manic, E-Man, Joker and Toxin for the right to have CC and Harls as a harem.

Who's the first to die?

And what would be your weapon of choice?

And how does it end?

 

[POWdER-man]

Where do you go when not online?

What is your favorite restaurant?

How likely is it that it has health code violations?

What is your worst fear about growing old?

Would you rather lose your mobility (neck down) or your mind (dementia, alzheimer's)?

 

[ComicChick]

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?

3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?

4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?

5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?

7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

 

[ComicChick]

8. why was i listed 2nd and kane first?

9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?

10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

11. What would you sing at drunk karaoke?

12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?

13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?

14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite/same sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?

 

[ComicChick]

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?

16. what is your current ringtone?

17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?

18. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?

19.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?

20. Are you old fashioned?

21. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?

22.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?

23.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

 

[E-Man]

What does anybody have time for these days?

When are you going to learn how to fight so that you don't get your ass whupped so often?

Do you realize that one day Symbiotic Toxin is going to be a better pimp than you?

What would you rather have? Ugly face and great body, or beautiful face with an ironing board body?

If Marvel called you up and said that you could write Captain America as long as you wanted, but you could only use Rob Liefeld as your penciler the whole time would you take the opportunity?

 

[Shemtov]

Do you know ny languages other than English?

 

[BizarroAids]

Favorite type of homemade cookie and/or other baked good? This is important information here. - I'm a sucker for Snicker-Doodles, it's like they are filled with heroin. And as far as pie goes, I love Guy Pie. Look it up and be amazed.

What was the last movie you watched? Was it any good? - Captain America. Was it any good? Are you kidding me, that movie is one of my favorites.

Thanks Harls!

How'd you ever come up with your username? - It was really just a play on a joke that was made in the video games forum about 6-7 years ago during the "Batman:Hush" story arc. I think it was the original TWHIP that made the comment, but it was funny and stuck. Something along the lines of "Jason Todd didn't die, he just got bizarro aids and slowly became healthier." It also reminds me of the fun times back in that section.


What do you do in your spare time? - Play video games, go to the bars, or find some sort of activity to keep me busy. I don't like feeling bored or just sitting around, gotta be doing something.


Are you a gamer? If so, which console/s do you own? Very much so. I own the Xbox, Xbox 360, Sega Genesis, Wii, and NES. I get on my nostalgic kicks a lot and go back to the old systems.


Favorite video game you play?

i love playing my Halo games. I miss Halo 2 a lot. But right now I'm on Halo 4 and Assassins Creed III.

 

[BizarroAids]

In your top 10, you listed Kane, CC, Manic, E-Man, Joker, Toxin and Harls.

You have to fight Kane, Manic, E-Man, Joker and Toxin for the right to have CC and Harls as a harem.

Who's the first to die? - Sorry but I think Toxin would go first. But I have a feeling E-Man would really put up a fight because he watchs razzlin' and he would probably hit me with a chair.

And what would be your weapon of choice? No weapons. A real man will always fight with his fists.

And how does it end? It ends with me victorious standing atop a mound of broken bodies as CC and Harls bring me some sammiches. E-Man starts to mutter something, but I stomp his face and watch him bleed out.

Where do you go when not online? Out and about! Hang with friends, get drunk.

What is your favorite restaurant? It's probably Sal's. They serve really good Italian food there and have some great drink specials. Happy Hour buy one get on free.

How likely is it that it has health code violations? I'm sure it has many, Sam doesn't really run it "by the books."

What is your worst fear about growing old? That my junk will stop working and I'll have to turn to Viagra. That and just being old in general.

Would you rather lose your mobility (neck down) or your mind (dementia, alzheimer's)?

I would rather lose my mobility. I know that sounds weird, but I have been around family with Alzheimers and I've seen what it can do. I would much rather be me and know it, than to not remember simple things like "oh I like action figures."


Howard the Duck is on. Not that it's important, I just wanted to share what I was currently watching.

 

[BizarroAids]

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel? I have this nice little barrier I keep up, so I think telling someone how I feel would be more difficult. I think most people can agree, you feel really good when you hear someone else likes you ...or whatever the feeling is. But I personally have trouble doing it. Not that I need a shrink or love counselor, it's just how I like things.

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way? A few weeks ago my brother and I got into a ridiculous family argument. It blew up big time, I was pretty pissed that I just wanted to punch his face. But I left the fight, had a rum drink and let it go. Do I get mad about it still? No, more like annoyed when I think about it, but he's family so it's important to forgive and forget.

3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them? I would probably call my significant other or my child, whichever I had at that point. Tell them I love them blah blah blah "goin' down in a blaze of glory."

4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid? I would tell everyone and then plan multiple parties so I could have all the people in my life come and be around me one final time. I think I would be scared as time started running out, when it was really starting to sink in that I'm going to die.

5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust. - Trust. If you don't have trust, then you obviously can't have love. If you were building a house you would need the foundation first. That's trust.

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not? - Yes I would jump right in. That's someone's dog! Or family member, however you want to look at it. If the boss wants to fire me over saving a dog, then he's a heartless _____ and he can go take a flying _____ of a building. ____ Him! I quit for him even questioning me on it.

7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most? - That really depends on the person. Who it is, friend/signicant other and why. Can we avoid the love questions from now on?

8. why was i listed 2nd and kane first?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend? Yes, I'm very loyal. If one of my friends has a problem-they call me. If they need a favor - they call me. I pick me.

11. What would you sing at drunk karaoke? Safety Dance, Danger Zone, and basically any song from the 80's. I would do any NWA song in a heartbeat.
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12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there years. Do you do it? Why or Why not? Can you dorito that question again?



13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person? It was fairly recent, I would say back in August. I had to tell ________ that I was still willing to try to work things out and that relationships shouldn't be thrown out over petty things. Difficult? Yes, very. But I'm just taking it one day at a time.

14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite/same sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?

Your love questions are driving me towards the bottle lol. What's with this running theme?

 

[BizarroAids]

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose? My family and friends. They are my rock(s) and honestly I think people take that for granted sometimes. It would be hard to not have the people you count on in your life.

16. what is your current ringtone? It really depends on the person, I try to give everyone their own. But for basic calls (unknowns) it's the Avengers theme.

17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why? - It would probably be when I said "Ask me good hard questions, you know, the ones people will NEVER read the answers to. If anyone is reading this response now, please feel free to comment on it in a post below.

18. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not? Of course. It's a dick move to stand by and not help someone, especially if you're trained in doing something like that. Homeless people just have bad luck, but they are still people.

19.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision? Ugh dude. Really?

20. Are you old fashioned? - "People may need a little old-fashion" Yes, to answer your question, I have my moments of it.

21. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it? - I had a friend who needed to run some errands a few weeks ago, I knew fully I wouldn't get gas money or barely a thank you, but I did it knowing that it helped him out.

22.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why? Never loved at all. They are both ways to learn about relationships anyway. So why go through agnony of a broken heart when you can take the easy road and just find out who you are.

23.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

I would wish for my father to have been in my life more. I get it that he's trying now, and that's cool. But I think he needed to be there for the more important stuff in my life, and not just a drinking buddy.

 

[BizarroAids]

What does anybody have time for these days? Psh, man i know ain't nobody got time for ____ these days. Fact, cuddles.

When are you going to learn how to fight so that you don't get your ass whupped so often? - My track record is pretty good so far! The only time I wish I would have known more was the "Wichita Wedding Incident."

Do you realize that one day Symbiotic Toxin is going to be a better pimp than you? In what Alternate Reality? Seriously? Because I'll travel there and shake the motha ______a's hand.

What would you rather have? Ugly face and great body, or beautiful face with an ironing board body? Beautiful face with ironing board body. You can work up the body, you can't work up ugly.

If Marvel called you up and said that you could write Captain America as long as you wanted, but you could only use Rob Liefeld as your penciler the whole time would you take the opportunity?

Sure. But I have a plan. I would call up Rob and say "Look man, I have an idea for Cap series, it's going to take a different turn. Instead of EVER showing Cap,the whole series will now just be shots of the shield. Whether it's hitting someone,or just laying on a coffee table. All shield. I don't want Cap being seen EVER, not even a wing tip! Trust me Rob, I'll put the words where they belong." Or something to that nature.

Do you know ny languages other than English?

I know German. My parents made me go to an all German speaking school from Kindergarten up to 7th grade. I guess at the time, they wanted me to learn a different language so when I hit 18 I could persue a career in the CIA. True story, they wanted me to be a spy.

 

[Ipodman]

Whats your favourite line of toys of any kind?

What's your favourite Blu-ray that you own?

What movie gives you the most joy when you watch it?

Listened to any foreign language songs recently?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What's your first name? Real Name
List 15 superheroes you enjoy
List 30 movies you wish to watch
Carrots or potatoes?

Why do you press harder on the remote when you know it’s the battery that’s going dead?

You do that too?!! I swear I thought it was just me. I guess, I keep thinking that if I press harder, I can use up all the juice left in the battery. Glad I'm not alone on that.

I do it as well, it helps change the channel

 

[BizarroAids]

Whats your favourite line of toys of any kind? That's a good one, I collect 3 different lines, but I would have to go with "Marvel Legends" that's the 6 inch line from Hasbro. I do like the Marvel Universe 3.75 inch line, but lately the figures have been breaking easy and the distribution has been crap for the last 2 waves.

What's your favourite Blu-ray that you own? It's a tie between Tron Legacy and The Avengers. They both look amazing, and have that replay value. Eye orgasms!!

What movie gives you the most joy when you watch it? Captain America. It brings out the inner 5 year old, and for 2 hours I'm completely sucked in.

Listened to any foreign language songs recently?

Yes, I listened to Rammsteins -" Du Hast." It's on my "Rage Out Playlist" for the days I'm really pissed off and need a few songs to call me down.