15 Minutes 15 Minutes with... Aesop Rocks

[Aesop Rocks]

Can you describe the pizza?

Little Cesar's Pepperoni and Cheese.

:/

 

[Halloween]

That'll do it......

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Yeah and I was on a great sleep schedule too. :/

 

[Halloween]

So you got the $3.99 monday deal?

 

[Scissors]

What would you do if either ICP or Slipknot stood in front of you?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

So you got the $3.99 monday deal?

What?! We're stuck with a 5 for 5 deal or 5.55 each!!

What would you do if either ICP or Slipknot stood in front of you?

Go to jail for murder.

 

[Halloween]

What?! We're stuck with a 5 for 5 deal or 5.55 each!!

Monday's it's $3.99 for hot and readys........

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Monday's it's $3.99 for hot and readys........

Son of a...

 

[Scissors]

Go to jail for murder.

You think you can kill two fat *******s or nine guys without them killing you?
You ain't the Hulk, y'know.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You think you can kill two fat *******s or nine guys without them killing you?
You ain't the Hulk, y'know.

Nope, but a shotgun will suffice.

 

[Halloween]

Son of a...

Son of a what?

 

[Scissors]

Nope, but a shotgun will suffice.

 

[Halloween]

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[Aesop Rocks]

Enjoy your ban.

 

[Scissors]

Enjoy your ban.

 

[RKO]

Aesop, why do you Rocks so much?

 

[ComicChick]

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

What kind of cell phone do you have?

What's your default ringtone?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Aesop, why do you Rocks so much?

Aesop Rock is a rapper, my favorite rapper.

What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Aquafresh EXTREME CLEAN.
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
Twice. :]
What kind of cell phone do you have?
Spring Lotus:

What's your default ringtone?
"Bloody Samurai" off of the Afro Samurai: Ressuection soundtrack.
My friends ringtone is "Up, Up and, Away" by Kid Cudi.

Why haven't you asked the most important question yet? For my number. haha, kidding.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Aesop! Duuuuude!

Hows it going?

Get up to much this past weekend?

Any plans for the upcoming weekend?

So, there is a Hype rave/bashment, who is the superstar DJ?

The MC?

The three podium dancers?

Who is your favourite comic book character? Hero, villain, whatever.

What originally brought you to ze Hype?

What made you stay?

Dumbest thing you have ever done and regret?

Dumbest thing you have ever done but don't regret in the slightest?

So, you're on death row, what would your final meal be? I'm talking the full shebang, 3 courses.

What Hypster(s) wouldn't you mind bumping into in real life?

What Hypster(s) would you either hate to bump into in real life, or would like to punch in the face in real life?

Take 5 Hypsters and assign them superheroes they most suit.

Take 5 Hypsters and assign them supervillains they most suit.

Anywayz peace out fella

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Aesop! Duuuuude!

Hows it going?
I woke up in a great mood, actually. I hope it lasts all day.
Get up to much this past weekend?
Wait what? I dunno.
Any plans for the upcoming weekend?
Nah, friends have to work like crazy
So, there is a Hype rave/bashment, who is the superstar DJ?
C. Lee and The Honky Tonk Squad.
The MC?
Spoons for sure.
The three podium dancers?
(assuming they're attractive) CC, ATP, Logan's Runt.
Who is your favourite comic book character? Hero, villain, whatever.
Hero: Captain America
Villain: Dr. Doom
Whatever: Deadpool.
What originally brought you to ze Hype?
A friend from another movie site said we should ditch that ****** place and go to a bigger/better site. Said awwwwight and we came here. He got banned in record timing.
What made you stay?
Gilpesh ruining JAL one day, it was the greatest thing I had ever seen.
Dumbest thing you have ever done and regret?
Decided to get drunk and speak my mind.
Dumbest thing you have ever done but don't regret in the slightest?
Trolled my ex-girlfriend so hard, banged her bff.
So, you're on death row, what would your final meal be? I'm talking the full shebang, 3 courses.
Quad stacker from BK.
What Hypster(s) wouldn't you mind bumping into in real life?
You, Gilpesh, Sawyer, Spoons, Henchy.
What Hypster(s) would you either hate to bump into in real life, or would like to punch in the face in real life?
You must want me banned?
Take 5 Hypsters and assign them superheroes they most suit.
I have no idea. You'd be Deadpool though.

Take 5 Hypsters and assign them supervillains they most suit.
Bamfer - Dr. Doom x5
Anywayz peace out fella

 

[Ace of Knaves]

No I don't want you banned silly!

Nice answers though

 

[Ahura Mazda]

As entertaining as your answer to my question was, do you have an actual answer to the question I asked.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dude, I honestly don't know or care.

 

[ComicChick]

who is your favorite marvel character?

dc character?

video game character?

first video game you remember playing?

favorite film pre 1975?

scariest movie you've ever seen?

lefty or righty?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

who is your favorite marvel character?
Captain America. For sure!
dc character?
Green Lantern. Hal.I never read anything about him until I asked on here, on Hype! What would be a good read, someone suggested Rebirth. I read it and fell in love with Hal Jordan.
video game character?
Marcus, Gears of War. He's simply a badass! No questioning that. He reminds me of General Custard. I really don't know how but, I could see him and the rest of Delta Squad fighting hordes and hordes of Locusts to their inevitably painful deaths.
first video game you remember playing?
Jurassic Park or Doom. I remember this game simply because how much it blew me away when my dad first got it for me. I remember and like the most, fighting the raptors. That sound they made when they jumped at you scared me half to death when I was little. Doom is a completely different story. Doom I remember watching my dad play on Windows 95. I remember him not letting anyone play it other than him. I would watch him sit there for at least 2 hours a day fighting his way through the massive army of Hell. When I got older, around the time dial up internet was the coolest thing ever, I looked up cheats. iddqd, idkfa Any Doom fan knows what those means.
favorite film pre 1975?
And still a top 10 favorite: Blazing Saddles. I love LOVE that movie.
Ironically, my dad also introduced me to this film a few years back and I was so happy he did. I love the humor in it and, I'm a sucker for anything Gene Wilder (notice current avy).
scariest movie you've ever seen?
Paranormal Activity. Not because the scares. Because how real it was for me, on a personal level. I actually came on here a few days before I saw Paranormal Activity and shared an 'experience' I had revolving around the same kind of experiences the two in PA were having. I hadn't seen the film yet so, I didn't know they were similar but, after watching it, I was beyond terrified.
lefty or righty?
Righty.

More please! I'm in a good mood.