15 Minutes 15 Minutes with CrashNBurn

[CrashNburn]

The Original Bamfer

List five of your closest Hype! friends.

Now take each of them and tell us what fictional character (from a book, show, film, anything...) they are most like and why.

Bamfer - Samwise 'Sam' Gamgee. Because you're a loyal to the people you call friends. You have leadership qualities hidden underneath but not yet ready to show them. You're not always sure of yourself but you're a good person for sure.

Star - Tara Reid. (E! True Holloywood Story). Do I need to explain this one? Let's just say she's attractive, does crazy ****, loves to party and I imagine is very fun to hang out with.

Knowsbleed - Steve Stifler. He's funny, his actions typically make no sense though they are humorous, he says things that just enter his mind, he'd be a perfect co-party-er and seems like he'd be up for all kinds of shananigans.

C.Spoons - Terry Crews (Singing Guy in Car from/Click) He's a guy with many surprises and talents, thats why i chose the singing guy. He's funny, works out, and can roll with any group if he wanted too.


Terry Crews... Singing Guy in Car
AndthePickles - Sara Thomas(Serendipity). She seems classy but knows when to let loose, beautiful, well rounded female that I think most guys look for and in all she wants is what most females want....to find true love....which i hope she found in one, J-dawg!

Sorry if these answers are lame. I tried to think of them as quickly as possible in order to get to the other questions. You can thank Bamfer for that!

I like you significantly less for choosing cake over pie. How does this make you feel?

And I significantly hate you more for making me do this kind of work. Why cant you just ask simple questions instead of making me do homework....you %$&*^(&*^!!!!!

I hate your face!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Boobs, bum or ********?

 

[Marx]

Do you believe that bigfoot exists?

Do you believe that aliens exist?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you believe in the Loch Ness monster?

 

[CrashNburn]

ComicChick

If you could go on any game show, which would it be?

Im going old school and saying Wheel of Fortune. I'll kick some ass in that game!

you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?

My main man, Marx

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?

Congrats?! No thank you!

Bamfer - So I can show him what its like to have fun....take him under my wing. Up his game with the ladies. He's like a younger brother to me even though sometimes I feel like his younger brother. People say he's a dick, which is fine, but i think he's a good guy. We definitely share similarities.

Star - She can be the eye candy. I am half-canadian although i am american born so she can teach me things about good ol' canada! Also, she'd be my drinking buddy! I think we'd have alot of fun drinking or not drinking. She's entertaining. She would a must for me as being there!!

Knowsbleed - He'd keep things interesting. Perfect as my wingman!

You - I think you work hard and you have a good head on your shoulders. i would like to have a character like that just to mix things up.

Ace of Knaves - His lingo alone gets him a spot. Plus he's my bruv'na. He would fit into the group very well. We'd have a blast.

Henchy - I need a fellow new englander to have my back. We both have similar interests too. She seems like a good person also. Very Cool!

Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?

You and Ace would be fun!

Which two Mods?

Drakon and Marx though they'd probably kick my ass...probably.

Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?

LOL....wow, this is tough. I want to choose a group of star, bamf and knowsbleed but I'll go with Star, since girls are more open to it and more funny to watch when drunk.

If you were on Jersey Shore, what would your nickname be?

I havent seen that show but I heard its insanely ******ed but people watch it out of guilty pleasure. How about CrashNGuido.

have you ever fist pumped?

I want to say yes so bad but the answer is no.

do you go tanning?

I have before but that was like 2-3 yrs ago. I'm tempted to go back but i dont need to. I'm actually curious to know how many people on here do and dont. hmmm...

what was the design you made for the tattoo you didn't get?

oh wow, you remember that?! hahaha. It was like a tribal design. Im most likely never gonna get a tattoo though. Im sure it would be frowned upon in this office environment. Although if I go back to school for massage therapy, maybe i'll get that itch back to get a tattoo.

 

[CrashNburn]

The Ace of Knaves

Boobs, bum or ********?

Uhhhh...not sure exactly what you're asking but I'll say that I'm a bum guy when it comes to the ladies....so Bum

Marx

Do you believe that bigfoot exists?

No

Do you believe that aliens exist?

Not sure about this one. Quick answer wants to say no but well though out long process answer wants to say that we cant possibly be the only ones in this universe.

Do you believe in ghosts?

I think I do believe in ghosts and I just want to list for the record that I like telling and hearing real ghost stories. I dont know about anyone else but when I hear a good chilling ghost story that is real or if i talk about an experience, my eyes start to water for some reason.

Do you believe in the Loch Ness monster?

No

 

[CrashNburn]

Whoops, I accidentally skipped a whole bunch of questions and im not even drunk so go figure.

The Ace of Knaves

I presume in America, the most common pies are deserts yes?

I would say yes which is why I dont like pie that much. The only kind of desert pie I like is Chocolate cream pie. Im not a big fruity nasty ass pie kind of guy.

Well, have you ever had a REAL pie? By real I mean... A STEAK AND GUINNESS GRAVY PIE WITH MASHED POTATOES AND GREEN BEANS/PEAS!?!?!

Ummmm...no but that DOOOOEEEESSSS sound tempting. Have you ever had pork pie?

Smaug

^ Good stuff

Ummmm....Sure is!!

Marx

Have you ever referred to pizza as a pie? If not, what do you think of the people who do?

I never have. They are obviously ******ed or from New York or New Jersey....same thing! It pizza not pie. You cut up cake like a pie but do you call that pie?!!!! Ugh. Im sure I just made alot of fans....hahahah!!!
These are just jokes ladies and gentlemen.

For those who are really wondering, I actually dont care which one you call it. Have fun! It's english, it's not suppose to make sense.

How do you feel about Domino's Pizza changing their ENTIRE pizza? (The sauce, the crust, and the cheese.)

I think that the commercial is funny. It's so ******ed. *our pizza sucks but we changed the ingrediants to make a more ****ter pizza! Enjoy!* hahaha.

I actually havent tried it yet. Have you? I used to order Domino's religiously, only because they were the only pizza place open late. Their pizza did suck but when you have the munchies, you have the munchies.

E-Man

lol yeah I botched my 15 minutes thread. Can you and the rest of the Hype forgive me? *puppy dog eyes*

Well, I cant speak for the entire thread but I say crucify you! ...but you do have puppy dog eyes....hmmmmm....i guess i could let it slide.

 

[Marx]

Marx

Have you ever referred to pizza as a pie? If not, what do you think of the people who do?

I never have. They are obviously ******ed or from New York or New Jersey....same thing! It pizza not pie. You cut up cake like a pie but do you call that pie?!!!! Ugh. Im sure I just made alot of fans....hahahah!!!
These are just jokes ladies and gentlemen.

For those who are really wondering, I actually dont care which one you call it. Have fun! It's english, it's not suppose to make sense.

How do you feel about Domino's Pizza changing their ENTIRE pizza? (The sauce, the crust, and the cheese.)

You skipped my last question...and I also think it's really weird to hear someone refer to pizza as a pie.

 

[CrashNburn]

Oh noooooo! Caught up again!!

 

[CrashNburn]

You skipped my last question...and I also think it's really weird to hear someone refer to pizza as a pie.

look again my good sir!!

 

[Marx]

look again my good sir!!

I see that.

I actually haven't tried it yet. The garlic butter crust does sound really good though!

 

[CrashNburn]

I see that.

I actually haven't tried it yet. The garlic butter crust does sound really good though!

i have to say it does catch my interest. I have no doubt that I will eventually try it just out of complete curiousity but there are a few good pizza(pie lol) joints around here so who knows when that will be.

 

[Marx]

What is your favorte type of pizza? (Brand, toppings, crust style.)

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Favourite porn actresses?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Crash? Hey! Hello. What would your Guido name be?

Something with "__NBurn" sounds good.

 

[DarkReflections]

If you were on an expedition what 5 hypesters would you bring with you? What would each of their roles be and why?

 

[ComicChick]

here's a gift for you, made by me.

how does it make you feel?

 

[Star]

Do you think Marx is obsessed with pizza?

 

[Bruce Banner]

The Shadow or Darkman?

The Thing or Alien?

Temple of Doom or Last Crusade?

Best film score?

Zombie outbreak reasonable weapon of choice?

Leon Kennedy vs Chris Redfield?

Given the oppurtunity to relocate to NYC, LA, or Chicago where would it be?

 

[Ipodman]

Do u like Racing movies? Like Fast Furious... Death Race etc

 

[Marx]

What are your thoughts on remakes and prequels?

What are your thoughts on the '3D' wave that's hitting Hollywood?

 

[CrashNburn]

Marx

What is your favorte type of pizza? (Brand, toppings, crust style.)

My favorite place is this small local joint called Santoro's. I like the standard style crust and I usually order it with pepperoni and bacon.....I LOVE bacon on almost everything!!! t:

The Ace of Knaves

Favourite porn actresses?

WHAT?!!!! I dont watch such things. I'm way too mature for this type of stuff. How dare you ask me that!.......

Spoiler

There's a german porn star named Cora who's pretty hot. She has an interesting story surrounding her. There's alot to choose from though.

Aesop Rocks

Crash? Hey! Hello. What would your Guido name be?

CC already asked me what my jersey shore nickname would be and I said CrashNGuido.

Something with "__NBurn" sounds good.

Anything with the name CrashNburn sounds good!

 

[CrashNburn]

DarkReflections

If you were on an expedition what 5 hypesters would you bring with you? What would each of their roles be and why?

ComicChick - She seems like she'd be awesome at coordinating the whole thing and keeping everyone all in check.

Knowsbleed - He seems like he's had his fair share of travel so he may or may not have a good lay of the land(get your mind out of the gutter).....if not, its still worth having him around for good times!

Bamfer - He just needs to get the **** out of the house so I drag his ass along! I know he'd look out for me too. He's someone I know I could trust.

Star - That would be between her and I! She would be there to keep me sane by acting insane! She'd have me cracking up laughing along with knowsbleed, I'm sure.

Marx - He seems like a smart dude and I have a gut feeling he would be good to have on the team. Someone I can count on.

 

[CrashNburn]

ComicChick

here's a gift for you, made by me.

how does it make you feel?

Seriously, that is awesome! Thanks CC. It makes me feel special! :heart:

As you can tell b y my comment and my new avvy, I absolutely LOVE it!

All I can say now is....."Go ninja go ninja GO!" ....actually I'll just go with COWABUNGA!


Star

Do you think Marx is obsessed with pizza?

I can definitely understand why you'd ask that but I'd say more like level 10 stalker/creeper type obsessed with it, to put lightly.

Quick!....someone(Marx) ask me another pizza question!!!

 

[Star]

If I were a pizza what kind would I be?

 

[Marx]

DarkReflections

If you were on an expedition what 5 hypesters would you bring with you? What would each of their roles be and why?

ComicChick - She seems like she'd be awesome at coordinating the whole thing and keeping everyone all in check.

Knowsbleed - He seems like he's had his fair share of travel so he may or may not have a good lay of the land(get your mind out of the gutter).....if not, its still worth having him around for good times!

Bamfer - He just needs to get the **** out of the house so I drag his ass along! I know he'd look out for me too. He's someone I know I could trust.

Star - That would be between her and I! She would be there to keep me sane by acting insane! She'd have me cracking up laughing along with knowsbleed, I'm sure.

Marx - He seems like a smart dude and I have a gut feeling he would be good to have on the team. Someone I can count on.