15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Duke!

[Duke]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? The funeral costs would be prohibitive.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? Nah. I think mimes hate noise.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? Google it.

Is there another word for synonym? is there?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Probably, but then they'd go on a guilt trip.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Of course, safety first.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? It might give them indigestion.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Yes, he'd be insane talking to himself.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? nah. he's just nuts.

How young can you die of old age? 50

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? I despise heat, so no.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? It all depends on their IQ

Is it still real to you? is it?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen. Pumped Up Kicks, Maybellene I Hofteholder, Daylight Dies, Dying Breed, & Through the fire & flame

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Yes. He didn't pay his mortgage.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? to keep everyone happy, I suppose.

What do batteries run on? people's adrenaline

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Yes, take him to the cleaners.

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them? None at this time.




What is your least favorite word? Bills or Payments

What turns you on? Good looking women

What turns you off? People who consider themselves "know it alls"

What sound do you love? Rain

What sound do you hate? Blaring trains

What is your favorite curse word? Ryhmes with luck

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Acting

What profession would you not like to do? The medical field

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Nothing special, only to be welcomed.

Are there any questions?

Are there?

 

[Duke]

if a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does a bear still s**t in the woods? when you gotta go, you gotta go.

easy come, easy go. Will you let me go? i'd certainly would.

what would you say if they tried to make you go to rehab? i'd question it.

what's it like being two different people?

lol

 

[Duke]

A bit worried. I haven't seen the ole Dukester on this board in months.

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

 

[Duke]

What do you think about cyberbullies?

Can you name some of them?

If you had the power to ban people,who would you ban?

1. I don't really care or like them, but what can you do.

2. Nope

3. I'd have to consult people in charge here & weigh the pros & cons. I'd also have to see if it justifies such action.

 

[Duke]

Don't you think it's funny that all this Duke = Ultra Lantern stuff is obviously just a goof and that nobody really thinks you're the same people but they keep it up simply because the reactions to it are funny? Yes. In retrospect after everything, I find it amusing.

Do you find it a bit insulting that Ultra Lantern is just so damn adamant that he's not you? I've mananged to put it all into perspective & just laugh it off.

Where have you been anyway? I've been busy with work & other things.

Potato?

Potatoe.

 

[Lily Adler]

If you were a sandwich, what kind of sandwich would you be?

If you were a superhero, would you let yourself be set on fire?

Which Hypester would you want to be your partner on Pyramid?

Which sitcom catchphrase irritates you the most?

What annoying song gets stuck in your head the most?

 

[Duke]

I haven't been around lately, but when you left Survivor, you stopped posting completely. Is everything going alright? I'm guessing you're just busy with work/family.

Anyway boring question time.

Favorite comic book? I don't have a particular issue or anything like that, however my favorite reads are Action Comics
Favorite Superhero? Superman
If you could have any super power, what would it be? Super Strenght
What's your favorite food? Pizza
What's your favorite restaurant?

TGI Fridays

 

[Duke]

If you were a sandwich, what kind of sandwich would you be? A hero sandwich, of course. t:

If you were a superhero, would you let yourself be set on fire? Only if I were the Human Torch.

Which Hypester would you want to be your partner on Pyramid? Offhand I don't know

Which sitcom catchphrase irritates you the most? Actually, anything to do with George Lopez

What annoying song gets stuck in your head the most?

Friday (Rebecca Black) ugh!

 

[Duke]

Ace Ventura, good movie or not?

Yep. Anything with Jim Carrey is good.

 

[Gotham Knight]

Superman?! What's wrong with Batman?!

 

[Duke]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as? Duke & being overly courteous inside the Hype Lounge.

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently? I'd have participated more in baseball/football when I attended HS

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

What’s your biggest geek collectible? My vintage G.I.Joe action figures still in original packages.

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room? Strawberries, candy, soda, & of course a lovely woman.

What was your first?
Tape/CD The Beatles greatest hits
DVD/Blu-Ray The Patriot (Mel Gibson)
Automobile 1996 Ford Taurus
Video Game Streets Of Rage 2

How did you find out about the birds and the bees? watching movies

Who has been your biggest influence and why? My mom because she's always been there for me.

Where is your next vacation spot? Las Vegas

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

I'd probably miss my familiar surroundings.

 

[Duke]

Superman?! What's wrong with Batman?!

LOL. I grew up with the dude of Steel, hence my affinity for the character.

 

[twylight]

-insert answers to SF-

Bravo.


Favorite Girl Scout cookie flavor?

Do you read comics, and if so which?

 

[Lily Adler]

If you were the opposite gender, what movie would you go see?

If we had a Zombie Apocalypse, what beverage would you drink?

Favorite YouTube viral video?

If you could form a superhero team, what would their name be?

 

[Duke]

Bravo.


Favorite Girl Scout cookie flavor? Chocolate Chip or Peanut Butter

Do you read comics, and if so which?

Action Comics, Detective Comics, Captain America, FF4, X-Men, & Avengers.

 

[Duke]

If you were the opposite gender, what movie would you go see? Tough one. I'd have to think on that.

If we had a Zombie Apocalypse, what beverage would you drink? Red Bull or Sprite

Favorite YouTube viral video? none

If you could form a superhero team, what would their name be?

The Caped Avengers

 

[Marx]

Do you consider yourself a good cook? If so, what is your specialty?

What is the oddest thing you've ever eaten?

What is your favorite thing to order at TGIFridays?

 

[Duke]

Do you consider yourself a good cook? If so, what is your specialty? Meatloaf

What is the oddest thing you've ever eaten? Octopus.

What is your favorite thing to order at TGIFridays?

steak with mashed potatoes & tea (every once in a while a cold brew).

 

[Lily Adler]

If a piece of fruit was a your best friend, what would its name be?

If you had a choice to listen to Lady Gaga for five hours or dance on broken glass for ten minutes, which one would you choose?

 

[Marx]

What is the best thing about living in Texas?

What is the worst thing about living in Texas?

Have you been affected by all of the massive wildfires recently?

 

[Duke]

If a piece of fruit was a your best friend, what would its name be? either tart or sweetness

If you had a choice to listen to Lady Gaga for five hours or dance on broken glass for ten minutes, which one would you choose?

I think i'd opt for the broken glass. Can't really stand Gaga.

 

[Marx]

Do you believe in karma?

 

[Duke]

What is the best thing about living in Texas? I'd say the people, good food, & we're spared from a lot of bad weather.

What is the worst thing about living in Texas? excessive heat

Have you been affected by all of the massive wildfires recently?

Thankfully no.

 

[Duke]

Do you believe in karma?

I tend to think so. I believe everything you do in life reciprocates back to you one way or another.

 

[Marx]

What is the hottest temperature you can personally remember in Texas?

What is the coldest temperature you can personally remember in Texas?

Have you ever experienced snow in Texas?